the vet wrote in one of our ferrets’ charts “patient was wiggly” and I keep thinking about how cute that is

my jaw was on the floor the whole time I was reading this tbh. i’ve never been more grateful to my early education of phonics and diagramming sentences. The interview with the guy who popularized it at the end is horrifying. He literally says knowing words doesn’t matter and dyslexia isn’t real????

to be this crow

i wish i could blast this image to every tv in america like the emergency alert system tests

Happy Korb Torsday to all who celebrate @atnathanyaffe.bsky.social @caldy.bsky.social

if you prefer to listen to the album on cassette by a fire we also have you covered because this video is exactly that

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

[in a way I haven't truly meant it all year] nice

good Reddit

it’s pretty funny there was a bush/dick presidential ticket. regardless of anything else the world can come together and admit that

For all my extra gifted 80's and 90's kids who are discovering they are tired, burned-out adults:

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

Look maybe this is the pile of laundry speaking but I’m starting to think wearing clothes might be overrated

Please check your kids’ Halloween candy carefully this year. I bit into a chocolate bar and found Microsoft Teams.

Cait May, the legend that you are 🎨

i think they should just leave the ladder there outside the louvre. that’s art now

I love Guillermo del Toro calling ages 19 to 29 "sublime confusion"

my philodendron birkin is an absolute mutant

birthday!

The Criminal

lmao this is how you do it

new leaf just dropped

oh I think I just had my first back spasm yaay (I am dying (

The darkness drops again; but now I know That twenty centuries of stony sleep Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

Become ungovernable

Timeline cleanser 🐈

This only happens to you once

This generic acetaminophen had an Amtrak ACS-64, four Amfleet 1 cars, a Conrail EMD GP15-1, and some Conrail rolling stock in it. The problem is more serious than I thought.

Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.

Why are they so afraid of autism. Is it the swag. Is it the autism swag

I got a compliment on my tie dye while I was out buying cashewgurt

double vaxxed up on a saturday afternoon

Just got a great set of emails from the FBI.

timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning

gardeners,, I just want to talk

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

A seam on my knee pillow sat uncomfortably on my leg and I dreamt that I had an infected leg wound. ok drama

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

Settings > Content & Media > Autoplay videos and GIFs

I love to have panic attacks about renewing my work accommodation that I have for anxiety and panic attacks

depression resistance 📈📈📈 heat resistance 📉📉📉

You think you're doing pretty well with the mental health/executive dysfunction and then burnt bbq sauce stuck on the slow cooker just kinda brings the week to a screeching halt

If there is anyone in Sacramento who is interested in an absolutely lovely cat let me know. I love her but we are not the right house for her. I tried to be!! And she will stay here until she finds another home. I won’t take her to the shelter. But it’s been 2 years of her driving me bonkers.

Outstanding news that should be shared.

Anyone else ever get freaked out bc you see a group of people in red hats but then you realize you're at costco and those are just employee hats.

rat

the only good catcalling

i've been telling people about this ever since it got pitched and now i'm so excited to be able to make people watch it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj1o...