shout out to this weekend of chaos that makes me wish i was more online these days (in good places)

so many articles and posts about various celebrity deaths yet no one in the mainstream media has mentioned that my 103-year-old grandma also died this week

If we've learned anything from the part of our history where we created the extremely powerful, world-changing, uncontrollable new technology of a social internet, it should be that whatever is about to happen with AI will, if nothing else, be extremely dumb.

you just know the real guy on the us olympic luge team named sean hollander has got to be having a weird time right now

we're never going to win the war against AI with moral absolutism, but what we need to do more is treat people using AI for dumb reasons (especially the way people talk about "talking" to chatbots) as what it is, which is extremely cringe

my son was in that balloon

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

watching curling for the first time. everyone is right it is sort of like shuffleboard

i bet all the heated rivalry people being weird about loons is making whoever picked the new minnesota flag have second thoughts about not going with laser loon

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

unfortunately they’ve already announced next year’s halftime show will be ms. pac-man and pac-man getting divorced

finally a super bowl halftime show paying tribute to the good old days (pac-man and ms. pac-man getting married)

sometimes i think about how i have my suspicions about being on the spectrum or at the very least am neurodivergent in some way but idk if i have any major “special interests” in the traditional sense but then i remember i have a google alert set for the word shuffleboard

thinking about how a couple years ago the star tribune was like we're actually going to invest more in local and statewide coverage

drink every time someone around you takes a photo of how packed the subway platform is

We regret to inform you that, after this morning’s prediction, Staten Island Chuck the Groundhog is no longer a trusted member of NYC government.

ten years ago today no one clapped

i accidentally spent most of the weekend sleeping so starting tomorrow i better be the least tired anyone has ever been

This is Brad Lander doing pulltabs in the Uptown VFW. He’s one of us now

Low on the list of priorities, but Mamdani seems to have an instinct for what kinds of day-to-day issues resonate, so: The new mayor should intervene about the complete loss of subway etiquette. Obviously the no-headphones thing, but also *everyone* is keeping their backpack on. Re-education needed!

someone needs to do some science about how men who are bad at being the bachelor end up being good/wild at gameplay on the traitors

considering maybe i should just take separate trips to LA and hawaii instead of trying to optimize vacation for while i'm over there

how do i get a job designing challenges on the traitors

imagine having a sleep schedule that’s not totally busted

alexa play i love mother (pretty mother's home) :(

This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.

i was sort of marveling at how not-that-depressed i’ve been feeling lately but then *somebody* had to crawl across my sink and remind me i have roaches

i just finally watched sorry, baby and what do you mean that actor’s name is cancelmi

when this becomes the first bluesky thread to be optioned for film i’m gonna need the main character to be a literal duck

started re(?)-watching the first season of survivor and it's wild how much more interesting it is to watch people try to figure out how to use a bunch of random supplies to survive than it is to watch people sit around and talk about the toll of not having any food on their physical and mental game

mr landman, man me some land

even putting aside everything else problematic why would the harry potter heated rivalry parody be harry/ron

if you’re an ad in a phone game for a different phone game and you’re going to pretend like you’re going to let me play the game you should just actually let me play it

missing talking to your friends is so cringe

honestly the data loss i really haven't recovered from was when I didn't log into my childhood email address for however long and aol deleted everything in my account. rip the middle school chain letters and whatever else was in my inbox @ aim dot com

living a real struggle as someone who wants firefox to keep my browsing history forever but also wants things to not be incredibly slow

if you’re an academy member in line to vote for amanda seyfried, stay in line

i would kill and die for dr. mel king

me: i don’t understand why i’m tired all the time also me: apparently three days in a row attempting to go to bed on time is my max

is this also dana’s first day back because if so it’s been an hour and a half and she can already tell who’s fucking, which would track honestly

is a medical transcription software generative ai?

I'm working from the office, the people of minneapolis are in the streets, everyone is playing animal crossing. what thing from 2020 is going to happen next? (I hope it's blaseball and not a global pandemic)

harry styles, these are actually opposite to the teachings of mother ann lee

scrolling through the letterboxd 2025 in review thrilled to discover that i was right and 28 years later did already come out last year and now this is a different one

Oh man, I just realized the seed art at the State Fair this year is going to be *something*.

And the award for best Awards show speech that legitimately sounds like one of those Clickhole fake celeb quotes

I think I will never stop thinking about this

shout out to the hamnet soup grip

shout out to the hamnet soup grip

okay what's the music budget for the golden globes