gonna try to buy letterboxd anybody wanna chip in

new york times recently made it incredibly difficult to find today's crossword on the website if it's past 10pm, just me?? #nytxw

girls will be like "i needed this" and it's a sandwich

to be fair my office also won't confirm if i'm conscious

people talking about how taylor and travis are the closest thing americans have to royalty when joey chesnut and miki sudo are right there

looking at bluesky like oops was i supposed to be watching the world cup

We’re just innocent men

No frog left straight.

After years of not missing a forecast, the NY Metro Weather guy has not posted in two days and people are starting to get worried (I am one of them)

gonna need jack donaghy to explain if it’s good when your company keeps splitting up into smaller companies

all i want for my half birthday is for the rent guidelines board to freeze my rent

America 250: In the Hands of the Fans

it's awesome that you can vote for who you want the next politicians to be. kind of a cool way to let fans be a part of it

good morning new york city

pour one out for all the productive stuff i was definitely going to get done tonight. it’s like she doesn’t even want me to fix my life.

RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter

it’s how every single business in the city had the game on, tvs on the streets, immaculate vibes all around

I’m just afraid that now I won’t get to hear what religion everyone’s mayor and bagels are anymore.

the brooklyn pride experience of the parade going by so you can hear both the marching band playing gimme gimme gimme (a man after midnight) and the next float playing i wanna dance with somebody (who loves me) at the same time

i can't explain why but "gentle reminder" feels so much more aggressive than "friendly reminder"

I believe in god now. idk which one. One who knows ball.

concrete jungle where dreams are made of

another thing i always say about shuffleboard is that anything that can happen in one half can un-happen in the second half

sometimes when i get in a bad groove during a shuffleboard game i have to jump up and down and shake out my arms and physically get the bad vibes out of my body, can somebody see if the knicks want to try that?

thinking about how bad the vibes in msg must be and immediately spotting larry david courtside. curb theme ass game

how come people only talk about a "biological advantage" in sports when they're being transphobic and not when someone is seven feet tall

a six foot tall woman can do whatever she wants forever honestly

let’s go knicks baby love da knicks

two of them

anytime I see the meta ai logo I think it’s about to tell me my period will likely start in the next 7 days

you can lead a horse to water? okay show-off

I accidentally let a check from my dental insurance expire because I didn't open my mail but in my defense the envelope said "important plan information"

it would take me way more than one sandwich to be set all day for making crumbs but i guess that's why i'm not employee of the month at the crumb factory

#survivor so does genevieve still get the idol or

i love survivor. men are so emotional

please don’t make me try to keep track of which murdoch kid was less bad

i’m cleaning my apartment and inside my first aid kit found: $20, some loose quarters, a roll of gauze, and one band-aid wrapper (empty)

if i was designing a Super Beware Advantage for the #survivor auction it would just be a margarita

they should come up with a way where i can be a morning person but also i can still stay up late. (by they i mean my brain cells)

i love it when i’m sort of grumpy and don’t want to fall asleep so instead i just sit here on my phone and ruin tomorrow

excited to announce that i am also pivoting to become an AI company and you can invest here: paypal.me/ameliaburger imagine a world where you don't have to wait to buy onions

trying to come up with something about the sustainability-focused bcorp shoe company pivoting to AI and imagining a world where i don't need to wait to buy onions but my brain is having a hard time coping with the entire world

"Imagine a world where you don’t have to wait to buy onions. It’s here." www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/o...

“Now I have the Gooch ping me my butt location” is the kind of sentence I aspire to every day 🥇

They tried so hard to make this headline shorter but there just wasn’t a way to do it.

some travel stuff i had originally booked in february for a trip next month is actually cheaper now so i'm just going to cancel those reservations and re-book and also revel in the fact that my last minute lifestyle is completely vindicated

pretty sure i've never listened to geese or goose and at this point i think it's too late for me

i am a lutheran but i think the pope should be allowed to challenge world leaders to single combat