Shared in one of my group chats re: two weeks

got an email today that i’m in the drop to buy 2028 olympics tickets next week so now with everything else going on i’m supposed to plan for something further ahead than i ever have in my life

seems like at a certain point we should be able to do like a citizen's hague

started to randomly feel sort of sick today and my brain is bullying me about it. like ooh the world is falling apart but now your tummy is upset???

infrastructure week

more like april madness am i right

okay people online talking about the drama (2026) like it’s unhinged need to watch weirder movies

thinking about her (madison evergiven)

has anybody considered that maybe the moon doesn’t want us to look at her butt?

can’t believe i maybe got spoiled on the drama (2026) by seeing a trending topic on threads, an app i have almost never opened on purpose to begin with

trying to track mental health symptoms is fun like i feel like my mood is up overall but i can’t remember earlier in the year did i believe fundamentally that anyone would care if i live or die

does bsky have locked accounts yet?what am i supposed to do when i have a brain observation that’s too dark for main feed but i dont have sad twitter

let them eat cake (the horse's name is them)

four tribal councils

begging the mta to bring back a monthly metrocard situation because the weekly capping does not work. at least bring back a way to let me see track all my omny transactions, surely they can come up with a way to do that again but less broken and bad for privacy right. please trains

all i want for christmas is some external validation and a way to make a bunch more money

tfw tomorrow is my one weekly remote day so i don’t have to wake up as early so i stay up way too late doing nothing useful

gotta say i'm starting to suspect the american health care system might be bad

jeff probst hyping up the #survivor blood moon twist that’s going to change the game forever

applebees is back for this historic season of survivor

overthinking discord reactions to try and figure out if i’m being cyberbullied, and other signs it’s time for me to go to sleep

at least it’s friday

hey does anybody know why i’m kind of sad

will it be worse if the new masters of the universe movie has a what's up needle drop or if it doesn't have one

If I ever retained literally anything I read it would be so over for you bitches

When Imogen Heap sang “Where are we? What the hell is going on?” I did feel that

our long national nightmare is over (after a month-long rollercoaster my laptop has been repaired and i got it back)

Adding this to the meme folder

as i was getting on the subway the guy sitting next to the door shifted and i heard something start to fall and was in the perfect position to use my foot to gently kick his airpod case to stop it from tumbling directly into the gap between the train and the platform so yeah you could say i’m a hero

It’s big ball chunky time

do you think mike white got abs during the normal course of being a rich person or was it specifically for survivor

insane timeline

torn between my desire to be low maintenance and my need for maintenance

i wish i remember where i first saw someone saying "the postal service doesn't lose money, the postal service costs money"

my laptop is at the apple store for repair. i got an email saying they needed to talk to me so i should call them for more information. i call the number and get an AI bot that says the store is open but can't answer calls but the robot can help me (it can't)

you can tell that someone isn't a real awards head when they start talking as though awards mean literally anything at all

saw a post saying kpop demon hunters is only the second non-disney animated film to ever win a best song oscar and that led me to discover somehow i did not realize the prince of egypt voice cast was fucking stacked

get evergiven unstuck

This is an enormous step forward for women of people.

feeling like a real chump for putting too much stock in the idea of there being uncertainty and swinging on upsets for 3/4 of my acting picks

my big takeaway of the night is now i want to go rewatch both one battle after another and sinners and also watch a bunch more movies. good #oscars everyone

sometimes there's more than one really good movie per year idk #oscars

as a guy who liked both one battle and sinners a lot, it is funny this year that the social media discourse is creating a world where one battle after another is somehow the anti-woke winner

‘Good Oscars, Good Oscars,’ Repeat Nominees In Forced Post-Ceremony Handshake Line

somebody needs to say it they could have gotten what it sounds like nominated and been fine #oscars

zoom zoom #oscars

there simply has to be a better way for the conductor to handle these awards with multiple people accepting #oscars

one of my contacts was being sort of dry and annoying earlier so this is fine #oscars

okay now that PTA and coogler have both won #oscars tonight can everybody stop discoursing and just have a nice time