Working in an adversarial system for almost 20 years—on the side with the least power—has taught me that going along to get along is a death sentence for the people you are supposed to be helping.

We deserve better than crap Dems like this

Those classic Tylenol ads from the 1970s were ahead of their time.

Thank you Mr President sir for making the former co host of the Man Show one of the most influential voices in America sir *tears in my eyes*

Certainly no harm can come from me affixing my mental health to the performance of the Boston Red Sox. That’s never let anyone down before!

His faith is, evidently, hating LGBTQ people and immigrants and being strongly in favor of school shootings. A true follower of the teachings of Mirror Universe Jesus

What EXACTLY about what you saw from the president yesterday and today made you think "Now THERE'S a guy we can work with!?" Please phrase your answer in the form of a resignation.

“The Dark Frog tied one end of the rope to a tree. ‘Turn for me!’ he shouted. I turned the rope for the Dark Frog. He jumped twenty times. ‘I am beginning to get hungry,’ said the Dark Frog.”

…And in this example we have a major corporation pulling a show because it might too overtly criticize self-avowed white supremacist terror networks.

I get the rapture jokes and I’m enjoying them as much as the next guy and also I hope everyone is keeping in the back of their minds the fact that these folks are literally praying that all the Jews in the entire world drop dead tonight so they can climb over our dead bodies to reach heaven

George our super donkey is getting his scarf on now Autumn is here

The only more cursed thing I've seen are those flags which are split down the middle between Michigan's logo and colors and Ohio State's logo and colors. bsky.app/profile/luke...

Just carrying all his grudges to the grave.

Probably the best facilities decision the UN made was not hiring Trump.

“It feels like they're trying to take away my possibilities, like they're trying to take away my future.” It feels that way because taking away the future of low-income kids is the precise goal of the corrupt Trump billionaire boys club. #NHPolitics www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2025...

If you had brought your baby to a clinic for their first exam and RFK and Trump walked into the room, you would fight three grizzly bears to get your baby out of that clinic.

For immediate release. Thank you @jimmykimmel.com and everyone who spammed this account in all caps for 5 days with your threats to deny your children joy.

1. Force women to be pregnant and stay pregnant. 2. Torture pregnant women, so they lose those pregnancies, based on something Bobby Jr. heard from his chiropractor, because you want something to say on TV.

Winner

American Psychiatrist Association Statement on White House Announcement on Autism

Weasel framing of the day. Rather than stating the plain truth that RFK and Trump are dangerous loons who have each presided over heath disasters, this instead positions these unqualified fools as certain and scientists as uncertain, and validates the canard that autism is a disease to prevent.

The McRib is back for a limited time

You know how I know it it’s not safe to take Tylenol? A heroin addict told me so.

to the extent that there is an American exceptionalism, it consists in producing people like this

Wholesome ass shit. Just cute as they can god damn be and all mucking stuff

Looking forward to all the brain damage when people dont want to control their children’s fevers because autism.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

"Dear Senior Attorney, You asked me to determine whether, for purposes of applying the Rule Against Perpetuities, does being raptured end a 'life in being?' ...."

🇺🇸 To every Peace Corps volunteer: thank you for carrying America’s promise into the world, not as conquerors but as neighbors, teachers, and friends. You have given your time, your heart, and your courage to serve both our nation and humanity.

This is exactly what a baby trying to convince his doctor not to give him a shot would say.

Certain groups, the Trumps for example, have no sense.

BREAKING: Chicken Pox caused by Vicks Vap-o-Rub: White House BREAKING: Astigmatism caused by chewable vitamins and parental failure to invest in Trump Coin: NIH BREAKING: Havana Syndrome caused by component of Tito’s: CIA BREAKING: Red hair caused by potato consumption: Marine Corps

I'm firmly on the side of autism in this war on autism.

I took Tylenol as needed throughout my pregnancy. I am a doctor. I order Tylenol for pregnant women regularly. Tylenol is safe in pregnancy. RFK Jr is ignoring a huge recent well-done study because he doesn't like the answer it gives. There is no causality between Tylenol and autism.

i love autism

If this were a movie someone would lunge at Trump with a hypodermic and strap him to a bed.

IIRC, if The Rapture really happens it’s honestly going to be great down here for a thousand years until everyone gets thrown into the lake of fire. A thousand years without these assholes! It’s actually a pretty good deal!

these fucking people must really hate autistic people because they are turning medical science upside-down in the hopes of eliminating them

I hope they don’t need Tylenol

I am still unable to wrap my head around why they hate children so much.

A-D-D-E-R-A-L-L

Profiting from the mass incarceration of political detainees who may have not had due process is about as far from “Live Free or Die” as you can get. #NHPolitics www.seacoastonline.com/story/news/l...

Honestly, I feel the same about my enemies.

GUESS WHAT WEEK IT IS

She is so full of shit. Do not fall for these crocodile tears.

My normie friends are bringing this up in casual conversation

great writing (it’s Angell, duh) but the last few years I have been distancing myself from major league athletes, a growing number who are actively supporting political actors whose goal is our collective demise.