The funny thing is there are absolutely traits skills and characteristics that financially super successful people have and they are: money being born into money knowing other people with money

If only I could be like Toad.

This week wasn’t chaotic — it was coordinated. 15-year auto loans. Foreclosures up ~20%. SNAP money sitting unused while hunger rises. Corporate layoffs, stagnant wages, and quiet military escalation abroad. They call it stability. It’s extraction. Don’t let them lie or gaslight you.

Oh neat, Leo should excommunicate her too

I just wanted to remind everyone that I am the head of Antifa and right now we are having a special on all-you-can-eat popcorn shrimp at all seven of our locations!

“He’s the thing!” “There you go again with the polarizing divisive language.” “He ate a dog! Right on TV! With his chest! And now he has a second head! It’s a dog head! He’s the thing!” “Well millions of people think he isn’t the thing. You need to have the debate.”

And what do you pick your teeth with, after devouring that fat goose? With a feather of the same fowl.

It's funny, I bet a lot of Americans still think the government protects them against being captured against their will if they've done nothing wrong. ICE should be showing you on a large scale that's not true, & people who've been involuntarily committed, literally forced into a psych ward, know.

erika kirk looks like the type who would scream WITCH at a random person on the street

I'm going to need JD Vance to never tell me a single thing about what it means to be Catholic ever again.

“First of all, it seems like she’s well-educated." Alright, old white guy from Louisiana. Thank for your service, now STFU and go back to the 90s.

👇👇👇👇

shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights

Leo should just excommunicate Vance and ACB and see what happens

This. This was the formative event of my generation & our entire politics in 🇺🇸. The structural break after which we were no longer a full democracy, when 5 Wizards In Robes decided they were a super-legislature & counting all the actual votes didn’t matter. The rest has been 25 years of commentary.

Peak white lady.

“Legal experts say” there are two sovereigns.

Where is the Secretary of Lactation when you need him?

“According to a source Ms. Halligan became enraged when a grand juror told her that the word ‘indict’ is pronounced ‘in-DITE,” not “in-DICKT.”

Historians have discovered there were presidents before Trump who *also* engaged in frequent hand shaking yet they didn't always have bruises and bandages on the backside of their hands. Even Sleepy Joe Biden, who was perpetually just seconds away from dying of old age, came out unscathed. Really!

There better be one fucking present per kid under Leavitt’s Christmas tree.

His skin is thinning from the steroids he takes for his full-body inflammation.

One pencil

The US government is now a mafia organization.

in years to come it won’t be that north korean news lady held up as a big example of lying propaganda, it’ll be this bish

We should shut down the government and force republicans to an agreement. Just an idear.

This plays out like a scene in The Wire

Yes. And when I asked why it was issued 2 years after I was born, they said they “lost” the first one and had to get a new one.

Birds came from everywhere. They picked up all the cookies in their beaks and flew away. “Now we have no more cookies to eat,” said Toad sadly. “Not even one.”

Why is Erika Kirk still in the news when Charlie’s wishes were that single mothers opinions shouldn’t be heard

But don’t worry, folks He has a foolproof, rock solid plan to fix the affordability crisis

It's been truly remarkable to see the grand jury system actually act as a real line of defense. Especially since--as I bet most non-lawyers don't know--the only legal person in the GJ room is the prosecutor: no defense, no judge. There is NO place more favorable to the state. And they keep losing.

It is legal to buy a baby. It's illegal to buy an adult. It's illegal to buy body parts or organs. It is legal to buy sperm, eggs and to rent a womb.

“One person”

This shows the Red Sox. Is this mistake?

i just reposted this but I really just want to say that the $8/mo I spend on the Handbasket is one of the best investments I've made in indie journalism ever

Nah

ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:

In the law, we call this “premeditation.”

Wow: Lemkin Institute for Genocide Prevention (named for Holocaust survivor Raphael Lemkin, who coined term "genocide") calls Clinton's remarks "genocide denial." "Young people in the US are not stupid or gullible. They simply reject genocide – something the Secretary might consider doing as well."

I don’t think this means what he thinks it means.

My husband died today. He had been ill for a long time. He was sent from the hospital to a skilled facility for “rehab.” After a week he was referred to hospice. The hospice nurse told me to be prepared to fight with my insurance company because, he would not be rehabbing, he would be dying.

Altman hasn't spent five contiguous minutes with this child

Gotta hear both sides

just worry about safety you stupid fucking idiot