A narcissist losing a battle to a reflecting pool is absolute poetry

People who listen to music / videos without headphones in public waiting areas or on transport should have their devices thrown under the wheels / into the engines of whatever the closest mode of transportation is.

it's crazy how Republicans use the word deregulation to mean allowing rich people to do whatever harmful thing they want to the rest of us. like they never deregulate anything for the BETTER- it's like to qualify for deregulation it has to DEFINITELY hurt people 🤔

Bars.

And “attrattive,” let’s be fair, esp. when you know you taste good, and appreciate a connoisseur, is relative so

More people have been arrested at the Reflecting Pool by "Sealant Team Six" than all the names in the #EpsteinFiles

Like … can we talk about Virgil Abloh and Afro-surrealism or should we go to sleep ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This was literally a professional communication I just sent Nothing about the world makes sense anymore tbh

the problem with asking "when do we focus on the issues affecting men" is that we are in the second decade of prolonged white supremacist, patriarchal backlash where every day our entire society tries to coddle men into not killing everyone, we literally focus on this shit every fuckin' day

I literally have no idea…

Bari Weiss is the Lena Dunham of Candace Owenses.

I swear if I were a species my (apparently self-)extinction would be such a foregone conclusion artists worldwide would have to paint me for the record because how did such a thing ever, and I mean ever, even survive? Me: looking for my glasses again or something

Imagine how much less worse things would be if the supreme court weren't corrupt.

artists had tech guys pegged by 1991 (excerpt from the foreword of Computers As Theatre by Brenda Laurel)

Ok lookitme!! Pushing to finally get on the road for my 6 hour drive by midnight. How onbrand. How not at all demure.

and UP he got.

“We are powerless until we can make a mass militant radical labor movement that can use the withholding of labor to shut down parts of industries, whole industries, or multiple industries in order to stop profit and demand policy changes,” Riley said.

Lmao nah the George Costanza BIC is crazy 😭

Xi is a messy bitch. This is gonna be interesting.

Indiana deserves the slander Ohio gets.

I can’t wait for the headlines to start reading man who was part of January 6 get his ass whooped by the community

NYC Public Defenders Condemn the Treatment of Samantha Randazzo, Who Gave Birth While Handcuffed to a Bench in an Open Courtroom at Brooklyn Arraignments

No crumbs left.

Never forget‼️ Waymo is I.C.E. Waymo helps I.C.E. identify and locate people to be abducted. That Waymo and I.C.E. are making the move into Philadelphia this summer is no coincidence. My I.C.E. contacts confirm this. Get ready. Stay ready. #philly

i mean... we ALL could have nice things if we overturn our current system; thats all im sayin.

pick a Bond from a photo you already have on your phone

It is wild! That whole pardon was WILD and looked crazy as hell given the arrest of Venezuela’s president. There was clearly some fuckery afoot that we weren’t seeing, now we see it… every progressive and even centrist nation with a passably functional democracy is in DANGER from these goons.

well this couldn't possibly go wrong

Telling someone they're your best friend <<<<<<< Sending a reel that says BFFs be like and adding "LOL US" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

*me, banging on random door* HELP, IM BEING CHASED BY A CHAINSAW KILLER! *a so-called-ally-answers* before i let you in, could you explain in detail HOW you are being chased & what can i do in the future to prevent a chainsaw killer from chasing you. i really wanna help.

Girls who wear glasses:

I wish we could experience that entire beef again for the first time. It was magnificent.

Me … daily:

Monsters.

“…but the state did not care.” -from the quoted skt “Texas executed a possibly innocent man today. His cousin confessed to the murder of the two Christian music producers (one imagines that contributed to the death sentence), but the state did not care…”

This is so spot on!! This administration lies so much, we all doubt everything!!

AM I NOT YOUR GIRL? music.apple.com/us/album/suc...

Bitch

Like … folks are really out here failing at THE WRONG THINGS in this timeline and

Me and my girls having an epic Bed Day of relaxation in celebration of my fave holiday! #HappyArborDay🌳

Is this not the difference between cats and dogs in one video?

Random admission : as a kinda fashion girlie … a fave aspect of living uptown is the cab ride up Madison Ave from downtown where I can peek thru all the new lewks in the windows on the way home.

OMG YESSS!!! That was just … crushing 😭😭😭😭 #RIP #2016WasTrash

Listen … “morning” is relative …

2016 was such a shitshow. The loss of Prince & Bowie gutted me but like I feel like folks kinda KNEW what was bout to go down & were like: WE OUT ✌🏾😭 + RIP: PHIFE Dawg! Muhammad Ali! George Michael+Leonard Cohen+Carrie Fisher&her-mama! Alan Rickman+Gene Wilder+Fidel Castro+Elie Wiesel+Harper Lee+++ 🙏🏾