so if you lived in NYC in the 90s you got to live rent free in a massive loft, with no job, never really hungry, big old pot of coffee every morning and Rosario Dawson climbs to your window to serenade you even though you are the most generic yte dude ever she can't keep her hands off you...nice.

if you're a government can't stop a rapist racist conman pedophile with a billion convictions not only from avoiding serving a day in jail, but from getting his hands on NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES, your government ain't sh**- cuz that's a failure of the barest most BASIC justification for it's existence.

never in my life have I thought to use the word "simp" until just this moment... dude, I was rooting for you SMDH

so....... who are you "protecting your children" from if YOUR guy is the pedophile rapist who bombs elementary schools???? how on Earth is supporting this man protecting your children? I would really like to know.

This movie was NOT kind to the Boricuas

not a cell phone in sight:

I don't like Benny, but I don't like these guys either.... 😒

*a jillion Cherokees and this weirdo+ Stitt keep showing their a$$es

this explains so much.

So if you're keeping track: pedophile Conman sent his son in law who's married to his daughter he makes creepy remarks about to accept billions in bribes to broker a "peace deal" + sent this lunatic over to make sure peace didn't happen, purged the military of qualified leadership+ started a war

ahem...

destiny crazy how all these white guys keep trying to off the president? why isn't he going after them? they're like a national security threat , right?

They set a "standard" where CHOOSING to TARGET CHILDREN is "NORMAL" and so is ASSASSINATION of a head of state. REMEMBER who did it FIRST. REMEMBER WHO DECIDED this was going to be the way things were done. REMEMBER who put YOU in harm's way.. do I have to spell it out? www.bbc.com/news/live/cn...

The future conservatives want:

am I the only one who remembers when they kept bringing this up, over and over again and then they'd send a bus load of farmworkers or whoever to some Northern state and dump them there...and now ICE pops back up to corral them into warehouses?

more likely they'd send DETAINEES source: some stupid fvckin movie some weirdo saw. I wish I was saying this in jest but, it's as likely as anything.

it's like all you have to do is look back on whatever crazy thing they said someone else would dob.... www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018...

except for commander in chief, right? SCOTUS signed his "waiver"

when this eventually happens (metaphorically, but with this crew, you never know), don't you dare call any of these people "hero"- they would be doing it to save their own skins.

"JOE BIDEN HAS STARTED MORE WARS THAN TRUMP!"

yeah, you should probably give Wikipedia $5. deada$$. when a crowdsourced, online repository of information is more up-to-date and accurate than the federal government of the United States of America- that government is trying to rewrite history in real time. it's worth $5.

I feel like I'm stuck in a time travel movie or something... like the kind where it's frustrating because there's certain events that absolutely cannot be changed in the timeline. I don't think I'm the main character. but I can imagine that MC just crashing out with frustration.

A friend of mine has two kids under 18 and her + husband just did their taxes and thank goodness they didn't get taxed on that $3 in capital gains they had.....😐

they didn't want health care, they didn't want to own a house, they didn't want job security,they wanted to not get banned from Twitter for making racist comments: well played.

here's one thing that I don't think people pay enough attention to, cuz it really does I think make sense of things. it makes sense of the extremist views expressed, it makes sense of the hypocrisy- he literally only cares about how anything that happens in this world affects him PERSONALLY.

"but HE said said we can use the hard R "-a$$ country.... well, I guess there's no competing with that.

when a con man hires his son-in-law to "bring peace to the Middle East" while both shakedown the involved parties for bribes and assorted shady payments and the con man talks about turning Gaza into a golf resort..... okay hear me out: YOU DON'T REHIRE THE CON MAN. putting all else aside. come on.

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really? questions?

if U haven't connected ICE actions to slave raiding, mass incarceration to slave labor and WAREHOUSES slave ships....OR the ultra rich obsession with lowering labor costs to as close ZERO as possible.... American history is NOT that long. Neither is that of modern capitalism.

so my friend has Netflix, and we were watching a movie and..... HOW ARE YOU PAYING TO HAVE THE SERVICE AND WATCH THE MOVIE WHEN FVCKIN TIDE PODS OR WHATEVER ALSO PAID THE SERVICE TO RUN THE AD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE THAT YOU PAID THE SERVICE TO WATCH..... why are you paying for regular TV???

at least in 1984, the totalitarian dictatorship had a core level of competency-they were depraved, power hungry, evil.... yet still had basic organizational skills. THESE are flat-out lunatics and/or grifters led by their own fvcked up psychologies. The center will not hold.

fun fact: pretty much every character is named after some piece of stock at guitar center. Nady Simmons, for instance:

Do "corporate overlords" get some kind of weird, addictive high when they do that thing where they go out of their way to make employees miserable? Like, what's the payoff? Do they also think their customers are dense? So forgetting "magic words" gets u fired? www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

YOLO LOL

If you're stunned/enraged by the latest anti-trans cruelty in Kansas and want to help people directly, this 🧵 has options (highly recommend finding one small thing to do rather than/in addition to ragescrolling & howling into the void)

... then they hit u with the sideways suspenders...🤷🏾‍♀️

It’s open

I was BOTH of them in College .... Started off a STRONG Kimberly....2 years in I was Freddy....Woulda been a Denise but I didn't have rich parent money to waste

Thee Non millionaire MAGA base failing miserably at doublethinking they're way out of this one- MF you're HUNGRY+ broke like the rest of us:

married the world's only BROKE billionaire. ....The look: "Ah,this MF ain't sh**"

The wealthy "planters" who only signed up to lead an armed revolt against their ACTUAL country when that country threatened to free their Enslaved African labor force...or the ones who DESPERATELY wanted to violate treaties w/Natives+expand westward?🤔... that's a trick question.

ATP: BLACK REPUBLICANS

I....

that hot garbage mess State of the Union address would not be feasible in a country where people are "reading on grade level" you couldn't pass off the litany of harms that weirdo is openly stating he is prepared to put everyone through, if basic COMPREHENSION + LOGIC mattered.

so um...do y'all have "more jobs today than ever before in the history of blah blah blah"???

🤨....😏

I might be a "simple country lawyer" (I'm not) but this sounds like he's giving tech companies that are losing billions on AI a chance to divvy up the grid, without restriction, Nationwide and OWN ELECTRICITY in the United States. ignoring any environmental standards normally required. a kickback?

if you listen closely, actually not even very closely you can see him GIVING AWAY the electrical grid (THE ONE THAT CAN'T HANDLE A SNOW STORM) to tech companies(that are gambling and losing big time on AI), RATHER than building infrastructure or the jobs (let's transferable skills) that would create

This MF is INSANE - they're all flight risks ATP