I can almost guarantee you that Kash Patel is desperately, maladaptively, self-destructively, vindictively, pathetically, somehow attempting ultimately unsuccessfully,to get over not being invited to some bullsh** like this ,20 years ago or whatever....

the future conservatives want:

about how it's GORGEOUS?

And this is from LAST YEAR I swear Hegseth has a vendetta against the military or something.... he's at least a decade behind something very basic that was studied exhaustively and I guess he fired whoever brought it up 🤷🏾‍♀️ warontherocks.com/a-strait-com...

cuz fvck that fvckin nuta$$ bullsh**- NEVER AGAIN! - everybody who doesn't NEED to work "under the table" I've done it + it fvckin sucks. LOWEST PAID, LAST TO LEAVE+ Kitchen work is extremely "Harassey" anyway. And that number is "optimistic" YES- I've been a dishwasher-"Dwight Man" ain't doing it

next up : Hegseth's "Dardanelles"

skimmed too much off the budget prepping his "retirement" in Argentina???

Senate is voting now to proceed to the budget resolution. It takes a simple majority to proceed. After that, there would be 50 hours of debate, followed by vote-o-rama, followed by final passage. If the House agrees, then would be the process of a reconciliation bill to pump $70 bn into ICE & CBP.

They did Miss Della WRONG

I have no intention of getting on that thing, but you have to ask : is that even possible??? I've been to Philly obviously and I've been to Niagara falls, I've driven from Philly to Toronto but...... no, what the hell is this????

one of the biggest problems when it comes to teaching American history is that because it's being taught mostly by Americans, they always have an excuse for the inexcusable. The contradictions become rationalized instead of interrogated. HONEST academics have to keep digging themselves out of it.

and ... they're all basically set for life... unless they do something stupid, I mean they ALREADY did something stupid so...This is all assuming they don't go to jail or something....

the precipitation is having multiple personalities out here...wtf

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This is the only child appropriate book about Pocahontas that i would actually recommend parents use to teach their children about her.

and if somebody ever tells you they're about to "crash out like Leroy".... youtu.be/469nLw60Hr8?...

Our music utilizes a lot of hardware delay/echo/ loop pedals but mostly I record dry and use a delay plugin that I haven't even thought about "upgrading" for like 10 years! It's followed me through multiple setups+ is one of the first I ever downloaded. it's FREE! tal-software.com/products/tal...

3 things: 1.The sheer absurd audacity of lugging around a giant D battery boombox and massive "Spanish class" headphones into a CLASSROOM to SIT is crazy. 2.She didn't need to call it THAT 3.cut my bangs like that once- I don't have the forehead for that! it's so cute on HER tho!

A lot of people who made the second amendment their whole personality sure are willing to defend a pedophile who is violating every other amendment and ignoring the Constitution altogether...LOL

The Hegseth method:

Pride month 🏳️‍🌈 post your favorite gay couple....

AI girlie got kicked off Bandcamp+ AI Dudebro is arguing in the comments with what seems to be AI generated responses + This is why U don't argue w/ppl on Meta

I feel like the hippie to "borderline fascist liberal arts professor who u soon figure out you just need to agree with in order to pass" pipeline has been under-explored 🤔 -and it's always one of those prereqs that have NOTHING to do with your major but you're forced to take+the LAST one available

imagine you have to renovate an apartment, for a tenant who just put down their security deposit. now then, imagine that apartment has had every surface smeared with human excrement, all the copper wire pulled out of the walls, and somebody stole the toilet. your first issue is getting it to NORMAL

so, I guess it's almost at the point where Republicans get ousted or whatever 🙄 and spend the next 4 years blocking whoever tries to dig THEIR country out of the mountains+ mountains of bullsh** they've spent the last 10 years piling onto their constituents backs+then REGAIN control

this wasn't even originally supposed to be an entire album, just a single but we had so many songs that just sort of felt like they belonged together. The sound of a long night, a gorgeous sunrise + realizing you've been through worse. everythingsacrime.bandcamp.com/album/night-...

so is Pete Hegseth going to quote Austin 3:16 next???

reading a reprinted article from 2000 in a book published in 2012 in the year 2026 and the GLACIAL pace have any meaningful action in the American political machine gives us a clue as to how Trump made such a big splash just by saying whatever crazy bullsh** crossed his mind.

😒....

we have a project we are working on combining all the songs we've written about places we've been. but it's easier to throw together a cool mid-90s MTV style promo for the song about #Baltimore than it is to agree on the order of the songs or stop messing with the mixes 🤔:

my mom asked me to pick up mustard at the store and um..... ma'am:

No, they don't "actually make a good point" .... it's extremely basic. you don't join forces with a klansman because they also the capacity to project a basic rational thought.

given how flabbergasted or whatever the "opposition" gets when CLEARLY SHOWN the SYSTEMIC failure to prevent the exact thing that is happening RN, they are probably concerned with precedent more than anything else,cuz Rs are spiteful d*cks+ aren't going anywhere. if there's an ACTUAL trial tho:

fun fact: this song has a cello but I lost the bow and I sampled myself plucking it and it sounds like a massive kalimba and in addition to bass I'm also playing a tenor ukulele. I wanted it to sound like somebody from the 30s time traveled to the 90s if that makes any sense.

this is remarkable only because I have never wanted to read anything LESS than I do this article.

did a weird Post punk blues r&b type mini album with a friend of mine. we only put one song on streaming but there's a link to the whole thing on Bandcamp in there too: artists.landr.com/991043138242

just wanted to point out in case it comes up later: it was TRUMP who made the decision to kidnap a sitting president (Venezuela) and to assassinate a head of State (Iran)... and the media played along with it like it was all perfectly normal.... in case it comes up later.

we have a project we are working on combining all the songs we've written about places we've been. but it's easier to throw together a cool mid-90s MTV style promo for the song about #Baltimore than it is to agree on the order of the songs or stop messing with the mixes 🤔:

meanwhile: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Man..... Imma head out...

and this is my theory of how Trump picks a Native... or are they picking HIM🤔.... the only good thing that came out of all of this was watching Stitt squirm during a PBS interview at the RNC trying to explain how Trump for president was making "perfect sense" after one of his incoherent diatribes.

I enjoyed Baltimore way more than I did Annapolis and that's just the kind of "guy" I am, dammit...🤷🏾‍♀️

so, promoting racism, apocalyptic fantasies, the no-fatties rule, burying sex crimes, throwing out any pretense of legality and starting a war anybody with access to Wikipedia would have known the stupidity of, and losing the support of NATO did not in fact, boost enlistment numbers? that's crazy. 😐

and you may ask yourself- well, how did I get here?

*"Okay Cherokees, since there's like so many of you, we're going to pick ONE and it's going to be a fvckin DOOZY:

sometimes you see something and it's so strangely depressing you can't articulate why and you end up thinking about it for way too long....

unleashing a bunch of fake gestapo agents onto the streets will do that

For the millionth time, Indigenous people in the US do not receive reparations. Some tribal citizens receive per capita payments which are dividends from tribe owned businesses and most amount to a couple hundred dollars a year. But we aren't getting checks for reparations.

Hey, so ICE is still kidnapping and disappearing people in the United States. Just because they got quieter about it doesn't make it okay. Abolish ICE. Chinga la Migra.