When your cat looks in another direction for a minute and you're puzzled about what has their attention, that's when it's addressing the audience. If you read Garfield you'd understand that's the beat where it's thinking about something really funny, at your expense, making you look like an idiot

Nervous

Fanny Oclock Mother United States, Social Security Numerical Identification Files (NUMIDENT), 1936-2007

Snowrunner:

oh uhm. youre on my house

or, as the ever so beautiful dutch language calls it, "peukneuken"

He couldn't ignore the hunger pangs... #furry #furryart

cw weed shes so high

かしこ犬

American Marten - Martes americana #myart / #traditionalart / #animalart

went to the grocer in pjs

tax successfully evaded

ppl love my effeminate swank

Strike a power pose, it's Monday. #MondayMotivation

back to the future scene where marty pulls out a family pic to see he's fading away but also the twin towers come back one by one and a third one appears

Frank N Flaps Father Of Bride Washington, County Marriages, 1855-2008

🎭

If you’re a girl and you look like this you’re based actually

Nerd working at a hobby store

CUTIE 🪶

Made a maid for today~

prosecutor: you were caught with a bag full of money and a gun me: crazy to be focusing on that when aliens might be real

🤳🦴 #miridraws

Milfs Milf United States, Census, 1920

Commission for @wuffsized.bsky.social

Commission for @kyru.dog

Look how many opossum friends we made at #FWA! Don't blame us if any trash cans get tipped over

boobs wild if true

we used to have cocaine gum but now we have pronouns

Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is #Raptors — any of the birds of prey. Ferruginous Hawk — Sequence of flying bird, Kansas 2022 #Birds #NaturePhotography #Nature #Wildlife #BirdPhotography #Buteo #FlyoverCountry

Did you know designated bird parking is actually between the spots

フォックス練習🖌️🦊

alien lifeform

Selling some of my shop stock‼️✨️ These are ALL available for ConFuzzled 2026 pickup! Delivery price reducted ofc <3 DM to claim! More info/photos can be found in bio link ^^ Shares appreciated 🫶 #confuzzled #cfz

Hey fellas. Would you respect me more if my balls looked like two swollen cantaloupes?

I'm too horny for my own good lmao

Politely listening

A snazzy lion for joaopxst! ✨

05/09/26

Husky fur can make for a brutal workout.  #OCs #P5ychArt

i think it's unfair to say the press should have been like a dog with a bone over reform racism when they've had so many urgent articles to write on zack polanski. they can't do everything!

Update: i fixed Howie's face and i think now he looks better 🤔

Not doing much to dispel the accusations that these people deliberately brought the roof down on everyone’s heads because they refuse to accept their time is long gone, and they simply will not fuck off, ever.

Labia Handy England, Cheshire, School Records, 1796-1950

Shivers :]