BBC Breakfast is a masterclass in soothing the public's frayed nerves and reassuring us that our leaders are good people trying their best, and that we're all actually lovely and kind as a nation (despite a good 30-50% of us saying they'll happily vote for a hard-right policy platform).

I need to get myself to a furcon ASAP

SGAO 🩶Team hang out 1/6

HOW TO FEEL ALIVE

Smushed like mochi... (Don't worry this is Sami Enrichment™) 🎨: @noarustar.bsky.social

I like YouTube videos where it’s like “vocal coach hears Freddie Mercury for the first time! reaction!” You don’t have to lie lol, it’s fine to still be impressed by his range if you’ve heard a Queen song before, quit this grim charade

I want out of this body. [ #mecfs #furryart]

Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.

Sometimes it's good to let the brain go on vacation, as a treat ToOoOny headshot for @kiro.dog!

You don't just get to ask me that, Chris

Why does putting a tilde (~) at the end of a sentence make it horny. What's so sexy about this character. I don't get it~

Why go to a skatepark when you have an otter instead? with @xylious.bsky.social

ANE keepin it real.

It must have been wonderful to jack off in the English countryside back in the day. Gabled gates and flower gardens, cobbled stone walls. No microplastics. None of that noisy Reggaeton from the street below. Window open. Just pounding away.

. @jaythegryphon.bsky.social straight slugging it. #ANE

We're bluesky mutuals, of course you can ejaculate on me

Non-euclidean pussy

turkish ice cream

I totally got retrained on Airbus just to make this joke, mhm Wouldn’t work otherwise, first to point out why in the comments wins a cookie I don’t think I’ve ever posted this amazing sticker by @pulex.bsky.social , featuring my partner @vulan.bsky.social Go get the pack:3 t.me/addstickers/...

morning walks?

falling off the roof and into your arms, as a bit

The days run together, marked only by an aging timelapse in the mirror and the tidal ebb and flow of a checking account. Anyway, TGIF baby!

The only powerful public figure who ever actually defunded the Police was Sting.

Atlas and Jamie dynamic

your dad loves dubai chocolate more than he loves you

Fennec fox #furry #furryart

"Yeah I got a Nobel peace prize." You won a Nobel peace prize? "Yeah I got one."

I keep getting sent the drunk raccoon, so I had to draw my oc in that scenario lmao

This is your reminder that Hungarian-Jewish scientist George de Hevesy dissolved two Nobel Prizes in aqua regia to keep them out of the hands of the Nazis. He then left the dissolved solution on his shelf and fled to Sweden. (After the war he un-dissolved the gold and the prizes were re-cast.)

Yesterday I saw a loofa rolling like a tumbleweed in a remote parking lot

Remember, when Reform dump Labour out of office, it won't be the fault of Labour alienating their core to chase a minority of extremists. It will be the fault of you and me, the voters.

Again it is something that people in previous eras have commented on but I still find it just astonishing to witness in my own: fascism is somehow the natural ideology of loser men, just all of our most pathetic and contemptible instincts rendered into a worldview.

what an affordable bird

Bricks are just domesticated rocks

Gator Pokemon🐊

Quieres? @skotter.gay

Sorry his ass isnt out this time.

Jenrick defection probably the dumbest thing he could have done. He could have been the top race science guy in the tory party, but now he's going to be a run-of-the-mill race science guy who needs to impress guys who believe a secret sect of Brown people control the traffic lights

In the early days of the internet every pastor had a sermon like "What if God e-mailed you"

He wants to bring the stick home

Cabernet

Cuddle the day away

fritz the cat getting dogbert hooked on heroin so he can film him in weird illegal porn

Hare! 5x7", acrylic on wood #animalart

Today was my 500th rodeo. I hurt myself terribly. It's dangerous at every experience level.

Wishing every evil, awful, and terrible woman a beautiful morning

Tiny fox today #sketch #traditionalart #artsky