Are we saying Pogslam? #rvv26

The Mets play the Giants again tonight. The two previous games in the series were 10-3 and 9-0 wins In my short time following the Mets I have come to know that there's no point looking at those first two games to gain any information whatsoever as to what might happen tonight #metsky #mets #lgm

"But a Labour insider says it will feature "on every Reform leaflet in the country"." Fine You gotta pick a side

This one still fuckin kills me

1981? I've seen enough I'm out #totp

if you invented public libraries today, every opinion page in the country would be arguing for means tested subsidized Amazon Prime memberships

looking at our bats like

There won't be.

Can’t even have Spurs appoint Jermain Defoe as their interim manager. Because of Woking.

Don't forget the clocks go forward tonight, as they do every night, pitiless and unstoppable, silent witnesses to our inevitable decay.

'Police gave chase hoping to retrieve the haul, but the thieves just gave them two fingers'

Place it in the publication! #LGM

Game 1: Game WON 🥇

Currently exercising my rights under the Good Friday Agreement to shit myself about two matches occuring simultaneously

Too much happening today

Our Opening Day starters 👏 LGM

Happy Opening Day to all and to all a good night…

Happy #OpeningDay @mets.com fans! Let us know where you’ll be watching the game tonight and let’s see those pics! Are we feeling confident? ^Jo #LGM #MITUK

THE NEW YORK METS PLAY REAL BASEBALL TODAY

OPENING DAY!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

2026. Let’s go.

So. Explain how day 2 of a 162 game season is a day off? LOL #LGM

THIS IS TODAY! #LGM

Our 2026 Opening Day Roster 👏

Each press conference involves passing the credit for the war crimes.

If I could change 1 thing in cycling it would be reversing the distance markings on route maps 0 at the finish not the start

Gracias por su atención a este Mata

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS PLATTER

If they want AI used in my work they're going to have to get AI to do it.

This is a Dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you’re eliminated!

O'Reilly, you say? He available to play Czechia on Thursday night? #carabaocup

Hope Trump dies soon Would love to go to NY to watch the Mets #LGM

I can't help wondering who Kamala would be bombing.

Tadej Pogačar (UAE) wins Milan-Sanremo

Dropping MVDP but not Pidcock Would not have called that

You go a long way before finding a worse top 20 than that shite #totp

Why is nobody polling on whether Nick Timothy should be allowed in public? I'm not a racist, and if Nick Timothy wants to be Nick Timothy in his own home then I'm fine with that, but I don't need to see him in public.

The curse of British progressive politics: we have a Labour party that is preoccupied with winning the support of workers who are retired or dead, a Liberal Democrat party with no interest in defending liberal democracy, and a Green party with no real interest in climate change.

Trump won't serve this full term

Ah Trump Just declare victory already

nobody is allowed to pay market price for anything, and you cannot explain markets to voters. refusal to explain this and pretend it is about greed means voters will blame the govt in 2 weeks when your fake policies don't change things.

Teams wearing a change strip unneccesarily needs outlawed

In much the same way that Stuart Pearce got to banish the demons of his penalty miss years later at Euro 96, I do hope Diana Ross is afforded the same shot at redemption at the upcoming World Cup.

We cull the richest man in the world every year

Can this be a solution?

Emma Barnett beating a minister to death on R4 now.