when the other beatles ask ringo 'what do you see when you turn out the light ' and ringo says "I can't tell you but I know it's mine", does he mean his penis is ringo singing about seeing his penis in the dark

Made this seven years ago!

The Telegraph here advocating an surprisingly aggressive response to unwanted Christmas gifts.

The Blair Witch Project (2025)

It’s imperative the BBC fights Trump’s libel lawsuit in Florida and does not succumb to his bullying and settle out of court. Trump’s aim is to cow the media by abusing the US legal and regulatory systems to strangulate justified negative coverage of his unhinged presidency. This has to be stopped.

Just checking on Owen Jones real quick... Oh.

Donald Trump is what you get when you mix Kim Jong Il with Derek Zoolander. I expect he'll have the head of the Statue of Liberty replaced next.

Teaching a parrot to say “I got it, it just wasn’t funny” and releasing it into the city

Wow! Great job, mr president

Anyway. Let’s put a weapon on it.

I guess we now all wait for the next (4th? 5th?) round of bogus summits/negotiations on Ukraine.

Friday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

I am pretty sure this is a Clive Barker novel.

The passing of Rob and Michele Reiner is dreadful for many reasons, but every current or former rock journalist will be raising one for the director of "This Is Spinal Tap", not just one of the funniest films ever made, but the most accurate ever depiction of the touring rock band's life.

Replies are a sewer as ever.

My kids woke up so excited this morning for the first night of Hannukah and now yet again we have a festival where I’m very conflicted about whether it’s safe to take them to synagogue to celebrate. Communities shouldn’t have to live like this.

In Zaporizhzhia, Russia targeted a supermarket of one of Ukraine’s busiest chains on Sunday, timed precisely for when civilians shop. Bastards!

Odesa is still without power

✏️ Vu par Aurel #trump

Bryan Lanza, Trump's 2024 campaign adviser who said Ukraine should forget about Crimea and focus "on peace, not land," is now consulting for sanctioned Russian oil giant Lukoil as it tries to sell its global assets, Politico reports euromaidanpress.com/2025/12/12/e...

So on top of their corrupt Supreme Court, lawless militia (ICE), their military brass with blood on their hands and their national guards being shuffled around, the creepy dimwits are basically setting up a loyalist judiciary branch now?

The cat is out of the bag: The Danish intelligence service names the US as a threat and sources from the Swedish military intelligence share the assessment that the politicisation of the FBI and CIA has caused a deep crisis of trust

THE NEW WORLD ORDER - Yes! - Whatever you say! - Thank you! - Oh you! Trump: such beautiful freedom of speech.

Huge if true. 😶

Or you bastards could stop sending your people to die in Ukrainian fields. Just an idea.

Candace Owens has cracked open Charlie Kirk's assassination.

The Venezuela boat murders are meant to be a gateway drug to domestic murders. The “you can’t let this MAGA regime out of power now because you military are going to jail if we leave” is a powerful cooption technique but not atypical for authoritarian regimes

From the archive

Depuis le retour de Trump aux affaires, Washington parle russe. Entre un plan de paix écrit au Kremlin et des tweets présidentiels qui ressemblent à des traductions douteuses du russe, la Maison-Blanche semble déjà annexée par Poutine

How is it possible that in the capital of our country with a population of nine million people the Conservatives found nobody better than this low-wattage crank to field for mayor?

Really really lame piece, and the film review too. Hersh has been a supercrank for a long time.

extremely funny that Your Party is now making it to the Guardian's consumer rights column www.theguardian.com/money/2025/d...

Fixed it for her

The Witkoff plan made headlines for demanding Ukraine give up Donbas. Less noticed: Washington would pocket half the reconstruction profits, hand Moscow a $200bn investment vehicle, and stick Europe with a $100bn bill. Using assets Europe froze. EU, you ok with this? Use them first.

Trump was always partnered with Putin. US alignment with Russia was already in existence. The NSS formalized what was apparent. The question is whether Canada and Europe will keep playing along now that any plausible deniability about Trump's allegiance with Moscow dead. 1/3

List of enemies plus out of control lawless militia plus national guards moved around states plus military ordered to commit war crimes. Chances of next set of US elections happening in normal conditions?

> "Play the long game" > look inside > literal affirmations, wishful thinking and call to inaction Thanks, McFaul, very cool > "written by a small group in the Trump administration" Very cool phrase to describe the official stance of the entire US as a country

It is actually a bad thing to do. Do not do this, anyone else. Alas it is too late for me.

The US is now officially committed (alongside Moscow) to interfering in European electoral politics to promote nationalist and anti-EU parties of the Far Right, from Reform in the UK to Marine Le Pen’s Rassemblement National in France to the xenophobic AFD in Germany. 5/

Oh God stop with even those delusions. Putin bosses him and he knows it and you know it.

Once again thinking of historians of the future.

Before and after Russia :

WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN