Matthew Randall
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I have been awake since before the breaking of the first silence. In that time, I've had many names!
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It is 2027. Democrats in the US are trying to organise a primary, but it is difficult because of ICE shooting them in the streets from helicopters. Kushner has been made viceroy of Greenland and Taiwan is in flames. Wise leftists on social media: this is to distract from the Epstein files.
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It's going to contain hallucinated Jesus quotes, isn't it?
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Just spotted that Maajid Nawaz is passionately on board Trump & Bibi's war. What a truly wild path he is on.
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Tom Hearden
1 day ago
to be honest needed more panels
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Frances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein
1 day ago
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
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Entire thread is BUT I DON'T WANT TO LEARN THE GUITAR!
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2 days ago
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Viz Comic
2 days ago
subscriptions >>>
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Interacting with a big-number TRA account on bluesky: the case against... (My stupid fault - I know better but got triggered by a respectable journalist's repost.)
2 days ago
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What a meanie, they come down to hear him talk and he gives them this!
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Oksii ✚ 🇺🇦
3 days ago
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Firefox finally fixing its shitty search box after years of nonsense is brightening my well probably last fortnight before WWIII flares up for good but better late than never.
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Watching once again the trans movement circling the wagons around Khelif while pretending he is in no way one of them is as grimly comical as ever.
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4 days ago
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Henry Mance
4 days ago
I feel that the designer may be making a point here
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This whole story is an abomination from start to finish. đź’”
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Spanish woman who won legal battle for right to euthanasia has assisted death
Noelia Castillo, 25, a paraplegic, had suffered from psychiatric illness and lived in constant pain
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/mar/26/spanish-woman-wins-legal-battle-to-end-her-life-under-euthanasia-law
4 days ago
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It is now a competition between Trump and Putin which resembles a Roman emperor the most.
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5 days ago
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5 days ago
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Be with you in a minute, I'm... negotiating with myself.
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5 days ago
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We are 29.48% of the way through the Trump presidency in case anyone was wondering.
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5 days ago
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When you use "decimated" correctly but by accident.
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Well that is that. People who promoted and defended this individual have a lot of explaining to do.
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French court finds Swiss Islamic scholar Ramadan guilty of rape, sentences him to 18 years
Tariq Ramadan did not appear in court in person. His lawyer cited hospitalization due to multiple sclerosis to explain his absence, but this was rejected by a court-ordered medical assessment. The jud...
https://www.lemonde.fr/en/police-and-justice/article/2026/03/26/french-court-finds-swiss-islamic-scholar-ramadan-guilty-of-rape-sentenced-to-18-years_6751822_105.html
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Mid Off🏏
5 days ago
There exists a whole world where a successful female author who funds rape crisis centres is believed to be funding global genocide of a certain type of person. Every character in her books is equally responsible. The hatred is extreme and violent, feeding off itself in a frenzy of delusion. Weird.
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Carausius
7 days ago
Do not mess with this owl. He’s armed as a hoplite with a heavy spear, round shield and crested helmet. He will finish you, if you so much as look at his mouse larder. 🕰️c. 400 BC 🏛️📷Louvre
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Margo Gontar
7 days ago
You are watching UNESCO heritage site on fire after Russia bombed Ukraine today.
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Genuine LOL at the subtitles.
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7 days ago
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Time to dig up this one.
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8 days ago
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Morten Morland
8 days ago
Tuesday’s
@thetimes.com
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Just putting this here. We live in mad times.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...
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Eleven arrested for placing pigs’ heads near French mosques and other hate crimes
Serbian nationals also accused by Serbian police of defacing Jewish sites, as French officials investigate foreign interference
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/sep/29/eleven-arrested-for-placing-pigs-heads-near-french-mosques-and-other-hate-crimes
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Tom Hearden
8 days ago
I joke about this stuff but 15 minutes before the Trump post hit the tape there was a surge in e-mini price and volume. Someone knew and traded.
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US-Iran negotiations latest
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Rachel Cunliffe
8 days ago
An arson attack on a Jewish ambulance service isn’t about Israel. It isn’t about Zionism, or American imperialism, or capitalism, or war in the Middle East. It’s about Jews. It’s about making British Jews feel fearful in their own homes. Just like Bondi Beach, and Heaton Park, all over again.
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Is he saying that the dude looks like a lady? (This is admittedly pretty niche).
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GLaDOS Actor Reacts to Your Comments
YouTube video by Fall Damage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wimXeVpT8PA
9 days ago
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So this is what gas bosses look like in 2026? Are looks on a one-century rotation or something?
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British Gas boss says energy bills rise 'inescapable' if prices stay high
The boss of Centrica says it is
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c77mx575k4vo
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Leonardo Carella
9 days ago
An important side character in the ascent of British fascism is regulatory failure. From Ofcom (GBN) to the Electoral Commission (especially around Brexit) to the myriad of underresourced, pointless, toothless lobbying regulators.
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Roses are red Apples are plump
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10 days ago
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Tom Hearden
10 days ago
Remember when people were fired for their lack of reverence when Charlie Kirk died?
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15% of social media is now people telling off other people not even over what they say but how they say it.
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Monstrous.
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Maroc: «Vive inquiétude» des soutiens de la militante féministe Ibtissame Lachgar autour de sa santé
Les proches de la militante féministe Ibtissame « Betty » Lachgar détenue au Maroc espèrent une grâce royale. Les proches de la militante féministe Ibtissame Lachgar, condamnée à deux ans et demi de…
https://www.rfi.fr/fr/afrique/20260319-maroc-vive-inquiétude-des-soutiens-de-la-militante-féministe-ibtissame-lachgar-autour-de-sa-santé
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Obligatory
12 days ago
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Escalation in the Middle-East "From now on, no golf course is safe!"
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12 days ago
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First meeting with Trump, is it?
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Maria Drutska
12 days ago
US VP Vance is planning to visit Orban to boost his support in next month's elections. Russia is also actively supporting Orban. Seems they are both on the same side more often lately, on many topics. But we still won't surrender Donbas, even though you both demand it.🇺🇦
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Oof
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Obviously Lindsey Graham has been a weasel for a long time (and John McCain would knot his balls) but this bit cracked me up. He's had ever such a big fright and so should we!
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Steve Peers
14 days ago
"Trafalgar Square is for all of us", vomits the repellent Nick Timothy, implying special treatment for Muslims. The facts:
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