Nigel Farage heckled at launch of Reform Jewish group

My allies say that this shit is getting tiresome and some butts want kicking.

Is this whole thing about to be revealed as new TV show or something?

Three children and one adult were killed in a Russian strike on Bohodukhiv, Kharkiv region, Kharkiv Regional Administration head Oleh Syniehubov reported‼️ They had been inside a private home. Bastards. Murderers!

Old ages is sometimes the crueller when you try and fight it. Former French politician Jack Lang appears to be turning into a Skeksis.

We genuinely pretend we have no idea why countries voluntarily join defensive alliances to prevent us doing it to them again as we are currently doing to Ukrainians.

⚡️ BREAKING: International Olympic Committee has banned Vladyslav Heraskevych from using a custom helmet featuring images of Ukrainian athletes killed by Russia at the 2026 Olympics.

I mean, come on. #AllThat #ComeOn

If only you knew how bad things are.

What is it with the cranky advisor/spin doctor problem that plagues nearly all UK PMs? Only exceptions are Sunak and Truss - and Truss probably just couldn't find anyone crankier than her.

🚨BREAKING: Newly released Epstein files show billionaire sex offender was responsible for how you know when you move a window across your screen and suddenly it resizes?

The bee baths will continue until morale improves.

The suspense is killing me. Is it Lesotho? The Vatican? Buthan?

I am flashing back to the New Labour days when Guardian diarist Matthew Norman was constantly goading "Mandy" Mandelson and "Oofy" Wegg-Prosser. (Whatever happened to him? Not seen his byline anywhere in a few years.)

Zack Polanski is a genius concept. "Jeremy Corbyn but he can tie his shoelaces".

This shit never stops slowing down/freezing my computer. And another one now already.

oh no they put Marco in the cuck chair

You can't keep a good man down.

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Oh wow. But what do the straight guys take?

In 2014, when Russia invaded Ukraine and illegally annexed Crimea, the Obama and Merkel mantra that "There is no military solution to the conflict" was unshakeable. After a full twelve years of war and genocide, the world is STILL pushing a version of this depraved nonsense. 1/4

no, Mark, NATO does not stand WITH Ukraine, NATO is hiding BEHIND Ukraine's back. NATO is shielded by Ukrainian military and civilians. this is the brutal truth, dude.

As if this wasn't already the plan.

Bezos is gutter trash.

Democracy dies in oligarchy.

The overwhelming response to this announcement seems to be "Nooo, they're too woke! Also I've no idea who any of them are!" 🤔

It's called Moltbook, it's like when your exes get together and share notes, but instead it's the machines you watch pörn on.

I would say yes.

OK hear me out:

Currently on Xwitter: Musk: "Europe is fascist now! Fascist I tell you!!111" Musk simps "Yeah it is! And full of n..." Musk "Fascist!"

This is it now for Mandelson. He is going to be out of government for months.

Me watching Morrissey Syndrome hit Chomsky simps.

Gianni Infanticido.

It’s very loud in Kyiv. russia is attacking us with ballistic missiles. Let the world know.

It's the circle of life.

Quiet Sunday uh?

That swamp sure feels good and drained now.

Musk's menshies on Twitter now his name turns out to be all over the Epstein files are quite the sight. I wonder how many bots and desperate sycophants fawning over you are sufficient to silence the anxiety and the worm in your soul.

❗️This is a maternity hospital in Zaporizhzhia after a russian attack. Six people were injured.

I know many things are happening but please take a minute to read this: we are in full blackout in Kyiv, metro stopped, for the 1st time like this, power outages for the whole Ukraine and even in neighbouring Moldova now too. all because of Russia bombing our power stations , while it’s -19 outside

Greetings from Kyiv. Saturday morning. No power. No water. No heating. I’m reading that similar problems are reported across the city. Total blackout in Kyiv.

Melania Trump looks like her plastic surgeon recently transferred from the car industry.