I need to stop watching videos from Sabrina’s Coachella set I’m getting way too sad about not being there

he'll always be dead in our hearts

nobody: kristi noem’s husband:

nobody: kristi noem’s husband:

read Moby Dick? ok. he a bald-headed piano wimp who probably fucks like unpressed tofu

Carrie Bradshaw’s obsession with oversized flowers on her shoulder needs to be studied

This is not a dog. This is an Ewok.

#LadiesOfLondon New Reign is currently the best show on television. 4 episodes in and I am quite literally obsessed

I’ve been watching Sex and the City and just choked on my drink because I got a Donald Trump jump scare 😭

GET OUT OF THE CONFESSIONAL ZAC BROWN THE WOMEN ARE ALREADY UNDEREDITED #survivor

Like I can’t believe how good we had it a week ago when we had to watch Jeff Probst rap 😬 THAT IS HOW BAD THIS IS

Respectfully, every woman on the show who has gotten like zero screen time this season should be allowed to band together and kill this man with a fishing pole #Survivor #Survivor50

Literally who the fuck is Zac Brown? #Survivor #Survivor50

Saw #Undertone last night and it beyond lives up to the hype. Go see it in a theater. Sound design of the year for sure.

Billy Magnussen, Zach Galifinakis, and Rob Corddry all give career best performances in The Audacity. A new show coming to AMC in April. Like i genuinely can’t wait for people to see it but also wtf why is AMC doing like zero marketing for it!?

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off. hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Was not expecting to see my ex’s dad in the SNL opening monologue from last night lmao

smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9

they stole an hour from women

Took myself to see Hoppers and there’s a trailer for the AI slop Animal Farm directed by Andy Serkis 😬 Like they REALLY wanted to water this down for the iPad children

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

ARI GRAYNOR WILL BE IN THE NEXT SEASON OF #WhiteLotus!? FOR A GOOD TIME CALL HIVE RISE UP!!!!

Screaming

Like yeah that’s right that’s MY gay little apricot dog

My perfect fluffy angel baby is ✨apricot✨ colored according to her vet

NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED

i bring a “that was literally amazing” energy to the group assignment that a lot of group members don’t really like #survivor

If horror movies have taught me anything it’s never have a beautifully designed and mood lit backyard because it will always be the place you die.

who up pondering they osa

I’m so ready to see my queen conquer #Survivor #Survivor50

Me to Grace Ashcroft as she walks slowly away from danger instead of running like I need her to: #RE9 #ResidentEvilReqiuem

Genuinely wild how this administration isn't even *trying* to make a case for this war

Starting to think our government and a large segment of our population might be evil

If you’re a Democrat in Congress who is considering supporting Trump’s illegal war in Iran, please consider self-immolation instead.

Town of Oyster Bay wants us to slaughter more children. Nassau County residents make sure you tell these scumbags what you think about this war mongering nonsense.

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

I just love all the trans people in my life and want them to be safe and happy!!!!!

If these people could make it illegal for LGBTQ people to travel, they would, but they can’t, not yet, so they’re starting with trans people

THE BILLIE EILISH BOOMERANG IDOL WILL NEVER NOT MAKE ME LAUGH I’M SORRY LMAO #survivor #survivor50

JENNA!?!?! THAT’S NOT BETTER THAN CIRIE SO STILL LIKE #Survivor50 #Survivor

Me if Cirie really is the first boot #Survivor #Survivor50

Coach out in Fiji right now #Survivor50 #Survivor

christian… david —> goliath —> prometheus #survivor

Rizo would be me tbf like I would very much be setting up a fashion show on the island #Survivor #Survivor50

Lowkey living for Coach’s toe ring proposal. Very girlie pop coded. #Survivor50

NOT MIKE WHITE SHOWING OFF HIS CUM GUTTERS #Survivor50

When will my husband return from war?