Watched a trailer before Keeper for Damian McCarthy’s next film “HOKUM” and it scared the shit out of me. Easily my most anticipated horror film of 2026 right now.

Donald Trump!?

I call bullshit on this plane story. If someone physically assaulted another passenger on a plane, the crew would absolutely step in. Britain’s fake tears aren’t working on me. #RHOSLC

So you're telling me the people who flipped the game on its head at the merge rather than staying original-tribe strong are NOT the ones on #Survivor50?? #Survivor49 #Survivor #RHAP

I hate that the knowledge of who got cast on 50 looms over this season because if Sage isn't the winner, WDYM Sage isn't on 50 😭. #Survivor #Survivor49

“I really want to work with you.” Right after trying to take my keys?! #Survivor #Survivor49

MC’s impression of Savannah was (in the words of Rizzo) “cinema.” #Survivor #Survivor49

Gonna start collecting my blackheads in a jar to give to Sage as a gift for keeping this season from being boring #Survivor #Survivor49

Idk why but Hallmark selling this ornament is SENDING ME 💀

I’m so excited! Good luck today Zohran 💖

Forgot to say this at the time but I thought esteemed character actress Margo Martindale was incredible in #RHOSLC a couple of weeks ago

dying on election day is very cringe and desperate tbh

I was Slutty Captain Quint and my boyfriend was Bruce the Shark for Halloween this year

The face that launched a thousand ships

*puts monsters back into the attic*

I’m not a huge Kiss fan but I have to admit this track is a banger

“You Can Have It All” might be one of Florence + The Machine’s absolute best songs. Full body chills. #EverybodyScream

I think I know who’s behind the Louvre heist

Man, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is so fucking cool #survivor49 youtu.be/tQ_ehK_mcxU?...

I feel like Ben Gvir personally being in the room when Greta Thunberg was being tortured should be bigger news

Bronwyn saying the only person in the group with bad hair is Britani #RHOSLC

Beyond obsessed with this Vanity Fair Desperate Housewives inspired throwback from the #RHOSLC girlies🔥

Angie tries way too hard to have moments. Whitney does too but while Whitney’s rehearsed lines just sound cringey and she’s never funny, the cringiness of Angie’s rehearsed reads just make them funnier? #RHOSLC

Oh is Whitney still running with that fake story about how being “too wild” of a woman got her husband fired from his job when really it was because they started a competitive brand with his employer? #RHOSLC

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Keep talking, asshole. I've been doing kegels this entire time

Taylor Swift is the Hillary Clinton of pop music.

Taylor writing a whole song about loving that she has MAGA friends 💀💀💀 Genuinely embarrassing that some of you still try to insist she’s not actually conservative and is really a woke closeted feminist lesbian.

God I hope Ryan Gosling gives us more music from Dead Man’s Bones one day

HEARTBREAK ACTUALLY FEELS PRETTY FUCKING TERRIBLE IN A PLACE LIKE THIS!!!!????!???!

Me using the Microsoft Authenticator app to try and log into my email at work

#silenthillf is amazing so far What a fucking GAME, god damn.

I think it’s weird that there’s been a spike in bullets being written on or engraved with messages ever since Kash Patel took over the FBI 🙃

There’s something very funny to me about both Real Housewives of Miami and Daryl Dixon using Alcázar in Seville as major locations this year #RHOM #DarylDixon

Okay Mike Flanagan hear me out, Needful Things adaptation with Christoph Waltz as Leland Gaunt.

Terrified is one of the best horror movies I’ve ever seen

Also some of the WORST needle drops I’ve heard in a movie/tv show in ages #AlienEarth

Ehhhhhhh I could do without the obvious Peter Pan symbolism and random pop culture references on #AlienEarth. Feels kinda ham fisted and out of place for the franchise. The search and rescue stuff through the building however was phenomenal.

Why does every sci-fi movie or show have to have at least one bitch with a fucked up Bob like this?

Thinking about this again

So sorry to everyone but this is my entire personality now

Okay which twink wants to make me a TikTok edit of Aunt Gladys over “Abracadabra” #WeaponsMovie

Idk I’d have left too if Miss Gandy was my teacher. She’s annoying as hell. #WeaponsMovie

Ozzy Osbourne being reincarnated as Trisha Paytas’ baby was not something I expected to happen today

#28YearsLater spoilers no context

HELP SOMEONE JUST PUT THE CBATS BAD FUCK TEMPO SONG ON THE TOUCH TUNES AT THIS BAR!!!?!????

I think one brief fling with me could simultaneously ruin Nathan Fielder’s life AND provide him with some of the best television he’s ever created. The psychic damage I’d inflict…

When are we getting “Dive in the Pool” as a lip sync song on #DragRace? I think it’s time we all just dive in the pool. #RPDR #AllStars10 youtu.be/23-00HiM3vo?...

At the Brice & Wen NYC event and the way everyone just lost their minds cheering for Kamilla’s immunity win you would have thought it was the SuperBowl #Survivor #Survivor48