Hello Internet world! Catch me in Chicago August 11th-13th (I can be convinced to extend my stay a bit). Otherwise I'm booking in Indy and spending my time in the offline realm. Hope to see you there 💋

2 very mercury retrograde things ~ I need to purchase a new phone and my bestie who has been unemployed since January finally got an offer.

Nerds who are empathetic weirdos 🥵

Summer loving and loving summer 🏔️

Taken by 💋📸 @entropyviolets.bsky.social

Babe you hungry? 🍑

reskeet if you love giving blowjobs

I’m watching Ken Burns’ Muhammad Ali documentary so get ready for an info dump and tears bitches

Chicago, are you ready for me? April 2-5

"Can you recommend any youtubers?" - FD Signifier Mina Le The financial diet Mila tequila Spill sesh NardwuarServiette Casual geographic Khadijah Mbowe Defunctland MelonTeee Written in the stars by rux Deb Armstrong Rotten Mango Boiler Room Madisyn Brown tellonym.me/talia.dahlia...

Headed up the coast again next month! Shoot me an email with your screening info to schedule something 💗 #swer #escort #companion #fmty #seattle #sf #sanfrancisco #oakland #seattle

Caramel curves 🦋

✈️Upcoming Winter and Spring Travel Schedule ❄️Minneapolis January 27-29 🌉San Francisco Mar 4-6 🧄San Jose Mar 10-11 ☀️Phoenix Mar 17-18 🎸Memphis April 1-2 📚Boston Apr 23-24 🚕New York Apr 28-29 🥊Philly April 30-May 1 💌: [email protected]

I’m still alive just minding my own business. 😌

"what can i do if my bf is with a boy that i have a crush on" - I want 2 boyfriends and I want the boyfriends to be boyfriends and I want to be the girlfriend and I want the boyfriends to take me out on little boyfriend dates where we’re all boyfriends and girlfriends. tellonym.me/talia.dahlia...

I don’t offer car dates, this is just a photo. Vroom vroom 🏎️

"Are married men welcomed to request your services?" - Of course ! Everyone is welcome ❤️‍🔥💋

Currently making waves in beautiful Hawaii! If you're in the area and have been wanting to meet me, now's your chance.😉 [email protected]

There’s no oui without you and I. 🥐

Here’s to a year of intimate connections, new and existing 🥂🌹 NYC: 1/11-13 Indianapolis: 1/15-17 Washington DC: 1/20-22 Minneapolis: 1/31-2/2 Chicago: All other days Pre-booking encouraged, longer engagements prioritized Serena-wells.com [email protected]

Made some room for you, lounge with me?

Babygirl in the streets, Nosferatu in the sheets

May your New Year dreams (spending time with me) cum true! 💫

I loved Nosferatu so much, I’m watching it again in imax.

December Availability: ❄️12/17 7 pm-on ❄️12/19 10 am-5 pm ❄️12/26-12/29 10 am-on ❄️12/30 6pm-on ❄️12/31 NYE Special with @audreyarrow.bsky.social & @gemmaparadise.bsky.social Holiday VIP Package: Receive a little goodie bag and a bottle of coquito or sparkling cider for just $200 extra 🥂

@emmathephotohoe.bsky.social 🕊

Your new home for all important info for booking Portalis photography AND my model services! PortalisPhoto.com Visit the “Book Pony” page to reach out to me for video and photo shoots. You can also find @date-dolly.bsky.social ‘s booking information there as well, and you could book us both! 👩‍❤️‍👩

Hey! So I’ve set the goal at $600. That should theoretically be enough to create a cushion incase something happens to higher ed for me to hopefully start a payment plan out of pocket. Help me keep up my education, so i can continue to help us as well. #IDEVASW #Mutualaid cash.app/$KuumbaNoirPhD

Happy holidays from Odie & me! 💋

🪽as above, so below🪽

There’s someone about being fed that makes me 😈

I got this cutie advent calendar to do with my friends this season. I’m always trying to create community and shared experiences. If anyone would be down for this next year, lmk!

Watching the Chappell Roan Nardwuar interview, she said her ❤️‍🔥 is in the PNW, and will move here one day. Yeah that checks out in my head. I usually tell people not to move here but this idea I understand.

I change all the locations on the photos I post because 1) I don’t want ppl in my business like that + 2) to destinations I want to visit 💫 My current fave places are Taos Ski Valley and the Dolomites. 🚠

I completed my strength training assessment and I’m excited to see how my new fitness routine goes. 😌

My time is the ultimate luxury. ✨

GFE with me is making you tofu curry for lunch in a cute lil bento. 🥰

I don’t know how to say this but I feel my therapist was drunk during our session. 😭

Shall we escape and explore?💋 📍Westchester, NY thefelicityking.com

A tale of two clients.

Some low quality selfies for ambiance. 💫

This poppi flavor tastes like cotton candy 🤤

See a smile, post a smile

My apologies for the holiday spam but I used to hate the holidays (sometimes no gifts and family drama)! I’m reclaiming them now and look at the preserved lemons I made!! I can’t wait to see how they turned out.

Have a holly jolly Christmas!

Adult Christmas is about getting items you need, that you have been putting off. This year I got a new knife set, emergency food, chains and not pictured a new Dyson (because pug glitter).