Just wanna say something: rates are not reflective of worth. For most people, rates are reflective of availability. If someone has a very full life, their time may have a higher price point. Time is the most valuable commodity.

Belated Easter post! The Lindt bunny wasn't the only one wearing a collar who got devoured 🐇

Sorry, I've been too busy to post! With starting a new business alongside my part time work, life has become all work and no play! I welcome any invitations to add a little more joy and softness into my life 🥹

Glasgow lovers! I still have availability on Friday (tomorrow) and Saturday (10am-2pm only). This is my last tour until summer 🥀

A rare sunny Saturday in Manchester 🌞

The rain has been relentless this year! I thought March was getting better but it's rained every day this week except yesterday. I live in the North West, but it also rained during my trips to London, Glasgow, Dublin and Bath 😂

MARCH TOURS Glasgow Thu 19 | 6.30-10pm Fri 20 | 9am-1pm, 5-6.30pm Sat 21 | 10am-5pm* *Please book by this Friday, otherwise I'll leave Glasgow on Saturday morning. London | 27-29 Dependent on prebookings! These tours will be my last for a while, as my other work requires my undivided attention

MARCH TOURS Glasgow Thu 19 | 6.30-10pm Fri 20 | 9am-1pm, 5-6.30pm Sat 21 | 10am-5pm* *Please book by this Friday, otherwise I'll leave Glasgow on Saturday morning. London | 27-29 Dependent on prebookings! These tours will be my last for a while, as my other work requires my undivided attention

I had a truly terrific time in Dublin! Everyone I met was delightful, I made new friends, bought the cosiest cardigan and had lots of gorgeous food 💗 I couldn't have asked for a better start to the lunar new year 💫

I still have time to meet a few charming gents today and tomorrow. I'm offering a special rate for dinner dates 🌹 I'm not sure when I'll be back in Dublin after this. Don't miss me!

Esc*rt Ireland has driven me absolutely mad today! I've been talking to customer services since 3pm and still don't feel any closer to having an ad live 😭 If any Dublin admirers follow me on bluesky, please please email me to book! The advertising platforms are against me 😭

I’m returning to Scotland! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 I’ll be in Edinburgh this February and have a few openings available from the 13th-19th. Book now to secure your time with me✨ [email protected]

Some lovely wee gifts from January. You know me so well 💐

I'm pleased to announce my long awaited return to... Dublin! 🇨🇮 🗓️ Monday 16th to Wednesday 18th February I can't believe it's been nearly 2.5 years since my last tour. Let's make up for lost time and plan a belated Valentine's date 🌹

I'm pleased to announce my long awaited return to... Dublin! 🇨🇮 🗓️ Monday 16th to Wednesday 18th February I can't believe it's been nearly 2.5 years since my last tour. Let's make up for lost time and plan a belated Valentine's date 🌹

Alas, my AW account is permanently deleted. I don't mind no longer being part of that dreadful wh*rephobic site*, but I am sad that there were a couple of people who'd contacted me whom I may not get the chance to meet. I hope they'll find me elsewhere... *Just see the way they speak to us!

I had such a delicious perfectly balanced dinner tonight. Delicious jasmine tea, delicious miso soup with a delicious tofu bento. But I'm still craving veggie chicken nuggets and ice cream 😩

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to: Taylor Swift Linkin Park Twenty One Pilots Big Thief Indigo De Souza

I love finishing work in time to walk home during sunset 🤩

I'm rarely in London these days- don't miss your chance to see me! 🏹

A big pet peeve of mine is when random dudes pop up without introducing themselves by name (as a bare minimum!) and expect me to know them bc they contacted me months or even years ago!

London, it's been too long! I'm so excited to be coming back next week. Tuesday 20th Wednesday 21st Thursday 22nd My availability is limited and I'll only stay on Thursday if I have pre bookings. Get in touch soon to avoid disappointment! 📧: [email protected] Text/WhatsApp if you have my number

These were top tier Christmas presents! I'm so grateful ❤️‍🔥

London, it's been too long! I'm so excited to be coming back next week. Tuesday 20th Wednesday 21st Thursday 22nd My availability is limited and I'll only stay on Thursday if I have pre bookings. Get in touch soon to avoid disappointment! 📧: [email protected] Text/WhatsApp if you have my number

Hi folks! I sent out a newsletter this morning but it might have landed in your spam folder as I need to fix my domain. Go check your junk! 💌💦

Hi folks! I sent out a newsletter this morning but it might have landed in your spam folder as I need to fix my domain. Go check your junk! 💌💦

Hello! AW has deactivated my account- I'm unsure if or when this will be resolved. Please contact me via text/WhatsApp or email. I'm using my proton email again now - [email protected]

Hello! AW has deactivated my account- I'm unsure if or when this will be resolved. Please contact me via text/WhatsApp or email. I'm using my proton email again now - [email protected]

There's been a wee change to my London dates. I'm now available: Sunday 9th (tomorrow!) Monday 10th Tuesday 11th I'll leave early on Tuesday unless I have prebookings, so get in touch soon to avoid missing me! 📩 Email: [email protected] ☎️ Text/WhatsApp if you have my number

There's been a wee change to my London dates. I'm now available: Sunday 9th (tomorrow!) Monday 10th Tuesday 11th I'll leave early on Tuesday unless I have prebookings, so get in touch soon to avoid missing me! 📩 Email: [email protected] ☎️ Text/WhatsApp if you have my number

I kid you not, a man just sat beside me on the bus, shaving his face with an electric shaver. I gave him a quizzical look, and he replied, "Sorry, I'm late for a meeting. They'll tell me off if I haven't shaved." 💀

Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein is an epic masterpiece! Absolutely outstanding, timeless, and heartbreaking. It wins my film of the year for sure 🏆❤️‍🔥

I absolutely loved the Dirty Looks exhibition at the Barbican. The snow gown and the spoon dress were two of my favourite pieces. I'd love to enter the winter season sparkling and with an abundance of spoons ✨ (spoonies will get it)

If you'd like to see me in London next week, please get in touch by this Friday!

Autumn Availability 🍂 Glasgow | 5-8 October Dublin*| 16-19 October London* | 6-9 November Manchester/North West and TMTY whenever I'm not on tour. *These tours will only go ahead with sufficient prebookings. Plan in advance if you don't want to miss me 🥀

I have so many thoughts about T*ylor $w1ft's new album. First of all, Wood clearly samples The Jackson 5 but isn't half as good

I'm so excited to see Sunny in Manchester!

Autumn Availability 🍂 Glasgow | 5-8 October Dublin*| 16-19 October London* | 6-9 November Manchester/North West and TMTY whenever I'm not on tour. *These tours will only go ahead with sufficient prebookings. Plan in advance if you don't want to miss me 🥀

I'll be heading back to the back to the beautiful City of Glasgow 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ! This Daisy will be there from October 3rd - 6th ! Become (re)acquainted with this Daisy and come ruffle some petals ✨ amaadaisy.com

I maintain a 24 hour minimum notice for bookings and even then, I feel that that’s cutting it close. Show me that you respect our time and schedule with multiple days in advance; weeks, even. My favorite lovers are the ones who are thoughtful in their communication.

Hello lovers! Due to some September schedule changes, I'm now available on these dates: 15th | Afternoon/evening 16th | Morning/afternoon 17th-20th | 10:00-22:00 22nd, 24th, 25th | 10:00-22:00 If you're local to me, we can meet in Manchester/Liverpool. Farther afield? TMTY is always an option 🖤

I'm not online as much these days as I'm busy juggling two civ jobs as well as being a part-time lover for hire. If you want to see more of me, the best way is to book a date offline! Trust me, I'm much better in person 🩷

Hello lovers! Due to some September schedule changes, I'm now available on these dates: 15th | Afternoon/evening 16th | Morning/afternoon 17th-20th | 10:00-22:00 22nd, 24th, 25th | 10:00-22:00 If you're local to me, we can meet in Manchester/Liverpool. Farther afield? TMTY is always an option 🖤

My schedule is currently open: 17th-20th September 29th September - 6th October I'm pondering whether to tour, and if so, where? Perhaps you can help me decide - fill in the form on my website or send me a wee email 💌

I had an absolutely dreamy overnight last week! I'm still floating back down to reality ✨ Thank you for treating me like a princess, Daddy 💕

Updated Glasgow availability: 🤍 Thu 14th | 17:15-22:00 🤍 Fri 15th | 15:30-16:30 🤍 Sat 16th | 13:30-16:00, 17:30-22:00 🤍 Sun 17th | 9:00-10:30 My next Glasgow tour after this will be during the 4th week of September TBC

August availability Manchester 🤍 Sat 9th | 11:00-13:30 🤍 Weds 13th | 11:30-18:00 Glasgow 🤍 Thu 14th | 15:30-22:00 🤍 Fri 15th | 9:00-13:30, 15:30-16:30 🤍 Sat 16th | 13:30-22:00 🤍 Sun 17th | 9:00-11:00

Thank you for the dreamy gifts this week! 💖 I appreciate all gifts, big and small ☺️

Reverse cowgirl so I can fend off mosquitoes with my zapper