Just had a nightmare where I’m on a family cruise, come out as an escort, and my uncle accidentally doxes me trying to win “sea bucks.” Next thing I know, I’m not allowed off at any ports. Nobody was trying to hurt me. They just didn’t know what could.

Not me, earnestly responding with empathy on Twitter because I thought I was on Bluesky: brings cake to a knife fight 😆

I like my Saturday mornings fluffy and stacked. This is your sign 🥞

Katy Perry’s Friends Skeptical Of Alleged Powerful Boyfriend Who Lives In Canada https://theonion.com/katy-perrys-friends-skeptical-of-alleged-powerful-boyfriend-who-lives-in-canada/

Dear “Avail Now?” Club members, feeling frustrated with the lack of replies? Your competitors are sending flowers, clearing wishlists, writing songs, and booking weeks in advance 🤷‍♀️ #sorrynotsorry #oursky #tellingitlikeitis #unavailablenow

It’s getting late she says with a soft innocent yawn….Are you coming to bed babe? 🥱🥰

Just listened to @jessebrown.bsky.social say that @bsky.app was boring… Would you like me to recommend some 🌶️ starter packs?

I don’t really know much about hockey, but the icy air and charged atmosphere set the stage for a great afternoon…Okay and the players were pretty 🔥🥵 too. Maybe I’m overdue for a new fandom 🤔 #PWHL #playlikeagirl #TorontoSceptres

Feeling absolutely showered in adoration. Thank you for a wonderful night S - you are a true gentleman ❤️🫂

😭😭😭 www.sportsnet.ca/mlb/article/...

Acts of Service might be a flop for me. I’m three chapters in and already I’m thinking I need to swap it out of my #goodreads 2026 challenge If you’ve read this, does it get better? Is there a twist coming that will make this “queer girl secretly yearning to be straight” trope interesting?

Happy New Year!

Mind the blur…

Discretion is a virtue 😘

Is it narcissistic if I have to stop (repeatedly) while editing my own custom content? 🥵🔥

Honestly, sex work in itself of meeting clients should be the work but the actual gruelling aspect of this industry is how censored and stigmatized we are and constantly navigating jumping through obscure hoops that feel spontaneous and constantly having us adapting on our toes.

I must be cool because I spent the better part of my Friday night discussing faux fart making strategies with one of my favourite people and rebuilding my Duolingo streak #duolingo #gettinggassywithit #overusinghashtags #hashtagsforever #rippoundsigns

Considering a trip to Toronto but frustrated at high hotel prices? Book yourself an overnight or multi-day experience with a local companion and save big. 😆😜 #BrightTravelHacks

Sending love to the city of Minneapolis 🫂 - I know it is frequently said that it is a bad idea to to talk news/ politics on our SW social marketing platforms, and I respect people that choose not or can’t for safety or financial reasons- but I’m just so angry right now 1/2

I finally joined #Goodreads and made a list of 26 books I’d like to read in 2026. Friend requests and recommendations from other book nerds encouraged 🔗 👆❤️📚

Obviously things have escalated since this @canadaland.com episode came out in December, but if you’re a Canadian wondering WTF is going on with US/ Venezuela this isn’t a bad place to start 🎧

I’d like to start learning #ASL this year✌️can anyone recommend a course or app for beginners that is engaging and enjoyable?

Trying to start the new year off being kind to myself. A gentle yoga class followed by a dip in the pool really fills my cup.

The world might be a disaster but at least we get to exist in the same timeline as #HeatedRivalry 🔥🥵🏒

Naughty list? Never heard of her 😉

I am once again compelled to ask: did anyone enlist a therapist to help Karen process her trauma after helplessly watching her newborn friend Frosty slowly melt to death after they were imprisoned by a narcissistic magician?

Me & You + this would = Magic ❤️🪄🐇 www.luminatofestival.com/PennTeller

When he sends you a holiday sweater & a Victoria Secret advent calendar 😍🎄

This sort of account is what makes social media still worthwhile. ❤️🐶

You’ve got me feeling merry & bright ⭐️

It’s Summer somewhere 🏖️ Let’s make plans to escape the snow after the holiday season 🎄🎁

Lazy Saturday’s 🌹📖

How it started vs how it’s going ☀️☃️ I’m home now and slowly starting to return messages 💕

Busy living up to my potential as a feral beach nymph 🏖️

Obligatory flight photo- without it I hear they won’t let you clear customs ✈️🌎

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The Toronto Santa Claus Parade is how I kick off the holiday season - if you saw me there today being naughty with my thermos of spiked hot chocolate no you didn’t 😆🎄🎁

Saturday mornings are best paired with fruit loops and Mario Kart 🎮🥣

I’m soliciting testimonials for a website makeover- if you’ve got something sweet to share about our time together shoot me a 💌 will ya? 🫂💋

Leisurely lunch with @curvycompanion.bsky.social feeds my heart and soul ❤️🍝 Thanks for the chats babe! Haha and for introducing me to brio!🫂

How do you spend your hump day?

Snow days are for snuggles ❄️💕

I had been so caught up in baseball I fell behind on other news and politics. What’s this fun nugget about Eurovision that was dropped in 🇨🇦the federal budget? And who is this new sexy 🗽NYC mayor?! www.cbc.ca/news/enterta... reason.com/2025/11/05/w...

I’m heartbroken 💙 our guys tried so hard 😭⚾️🧢

Just me and 30,000 of my closest friends hanging out last night 💙❤️💙 #WANTITALL  #LightsUpLetsGo

Baseball is edging me tonight and I don’t like it 🤣 #WANTITALL

Just some light Sunday afternoon reading 🔥📚

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Oh Emily… I’m sorry you’re definitely in the wrong place babe 😆