It was time for an upgrade 📱💜🌸

Whatcha Reading? 👀📚

A treat appeared anonymously from my wishlist 💅 Thank you, whoever you are! Please feel free to reveal yourself so I can thank you properly 💕

Batter up! ⚾️💙

Swept away 💕

Together we’re living a Weird and Wonderful life 🥰🪗🌺💦

Opened a few more of these tiny notes today 💕 They continue to make me smile 😊🫂 🇵🇹⚽ tonight!

When you’re already planning shared escapes for winter 2027 💕🫂

Slow mornings, warm waters, good company, and nowhere else to be. ♨️✨

Excellent FIFA themed sexual safety devices being given out at Pride this weekend 😆⚽️ Block those shots everybody!

Baseball has been frustrating this week, but at least this little bird has been here to comfort me 💙⚾️

I continue to be a spoiled #Lego girlie. 🎶 bricks, bricks, bricks, bricks, bricks, bricks🎵

Busy playing Goldilocks today aka Mattress shopping. Does this count as a business expense?

My client texted that he was on his way up. Thirty seconds later there was a knock at the door. It was a census worker. “No, this isn’t my primary residence. No, I don’t own it. No, it’s not an Airbnb.” Sir, some addresses simply aren’t meant to be counted.

Considering all my long distance lovers, why don’t I already own this? www.lovense.com/dual-wearabl...

Manifested this date through the power of #bluesky! I must be a #witchywoman 🌔

When he remembers your signature scent, and your pulsing feminine desire to grow a tail, wings, and reign fire down on all mankind🐉🔥🥰

Take me back ✈️🏖️

Date night, featuring a completely reasonable amount of cake. Lego Notre-Dame for scale.

Oh boy, I’m in trouble 😍 www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/ar...

When he sends two bouquets instead of just one 🥰💐

Anyone else watching #Dyingforsex ? Michelle Williams in stockings, heels, and that cane has me🔥🥵

✨Bright lights and smooth sounds. Here’s to more nights like these 🩷🥂

One thing Toronto will do is make you fall a little in love at a day game. 💙⚾️ #baseballgirlies #bluejays #torontobluejays

🎶 You're so beautiful, you could be a waitress- Well- you could be an air hostess in the 60s. You're so beautiful, you could be a part-time model 🎶

Always cute 💙💦

Big Bathrobe Energy 🛁

Long weekend mode: horizontal ☀️

My manicure is not compatible with my desire to learn guitar 🎸 #firstworldproblems

Winning the game and all your boys are waiting for you at home plate >>>

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I like my Monday mornings sunny and slow 💘

I feel like the stigma, secrecy, and overall nerves is often why first timers can make mistakes like repeatedly cancelling, or even not showing up for a scheduled booking. It always makes me a little sad when I don’t get to meet someone I think would be a good match because of things like this.

🎵I woke up this morning had a scone and large house blend…. Then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends… 🌷🐿️

Business in the front, party in the back 🖤

Smart, funny, and a little inappropriate… just like the show 😉

Good morning, hope you weren’t planning on getting any work done☀️

Ask me about the best croissant’s in town 🥐

Is it just me, or does the phrase “shows bunt” sound like BDE to anyone else? ⚾️😆

I’m oh so productive #multitasking #productivityhacks #bluejays

Just a water baby at heart 🩵🐬

LFG 💙⚾️ #bluejays #baseballgirlies

🎵Hoe Monkey get up make coffee, Hoe Monkey give hand job. Hoe Monkey reply annoying email from time-waster Bob. Bob say Hoe Monkey very beautiful, but her screening tough. Is her deposit policy negotiable? Isn’t a selfie enough? 🎶

Want to know if a man will be loyal? See how quickly he’ll throw over his team when they’re injured. 💙⚾️ #bluejays #baseballgirlies

“I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

Finally! Here we go Vladdy Daddy 💙⚾️ #BlueJays

Starting a revolution from my bed…

I don’t like losing, but I can appreciate an interesting game. I hope Kirk’s thumb is okay 💙⚾️

And we’re back baby! 💙⚾️ #letsgobluejays #baseballgirlies

When love enters the chat (SW edition): Sometimes it starts with something stupid- like laughing on a couch with no makeup on and suddenly you’re like… oh no. You didn’t plan for it, you just stopped performing for a second.