Me at work

Just lounging around before work.

Week so full I forgot to post here. I love that for me actually. 🥰

We both show up freshly showered, clean, and smelling delicious. Then we both get really sweaty and end up back in the shower together. (How all my dates are going when it's this hot.)

Me all day when it's hot

Most have this set from Mari Moth. Go find it on my Throne list.

In my world, beauty without depth is just not that beautiful, and magnetism cannot exist at all. So know that with you book time with me, we will be skipping the small talk and the performative posturing. I very literally cannot do any of that.

He decided to schedule time with Lady Luck (me) before heading out to his poker game, and I know he's gonna win all his hands.

If you had told me in high school that I would spend a good chunk of my adult life making money telling men to take their clothes off, I would not have believed you.

I have a few Sunday worship ideas...

I'm gonna teach all my boyfriends how to knit to keep their fingers nimble and their minds sharp

Just a few of the pleasures of summer

In a society that's rapidly losing the ability to know what's real, remember those of us who understand the value of in person relating and offer up our skills and presence for that absolutely real experience.

The trainer in my workout app calls us all peach and if that's not the most motivating thing...🍑

The new luxury is actually *intelligence*, and *life experience*.

Me, waiting for you

Hot weather, short dress.

You know that full body sigh? The one where all the tension leaves, your body feels relaxed, suddenly colors are brighter, & everything is okay again? Adding it to my skills resume, because I've lost count of the number of men I've heard sigh like that when I'm done with them.

Al fresco all weekend

Fitting for the longest day of the year

I'm not usually trying to have an impact, it just happens.

Mostly I love the "Tribe of Lost Gypsy Harlots". Anyone know where I can join them? 😂

Love this article outlining the fake news of swer's *invading* huge sporting events. The way people fall for sensationalism & virtue signaling moralism will always be a fascinating aspect of pick me culture (in psychology, aka rejection sensitivity). reason.com/2014/01/26/t...

Fortunately, the number of perfidious emails in my inbox remains relatively low. However, they are usually full of debaucherous suggestions, and since I don't consider what I do iniquitous in anyway, I generally have a felicitous time reading and responding to all of them.

Hump day?

Start at the back of the neck. End at the toes. Do it again.

FYI, my insta stories are waaaaay more entertaining. (Still mostly G rated though. The not G rated stuff is in the not G rated places. Obvs. 💋)

Another Wagyu weekend. And the laughing. So. Much. Laughing. 10/10

Sunday

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Had a super fun yoga date. I did the yoga. He was the mat. 🥰

A man just sped by me with what I can only describe as the sluttiest of little mustaches and I honestly don't even know how I am putting those exact descriptors together but I am because that's exactly what it was.

An 18 mile bike ride, some Indian paintbrush, pizza, and a big orgasm. Not necessarily in that order. Thanks Mr. R for the fun. 🤩 Also, mountain biking is all uphill until it isn't. IYKYK

Received this utterly random text from a spam account today, but it kinda did something to me.

Finally feeling the summer vibes and reminiscing about my trip to Bora Bora two summers ago. Need to go back.

I'll be in Charleston at the beginning of August which means all of you East Coast admirers have a chance to book with me. There's more details in my upcoming newsletter. Sign up for that on my website if you haven't already.

Woke up from the most erotic and sensual dream this morning featuring myself and other companions, and I REALLY wish there was a way of bottling the essence of it for later.

A little glamour for your Monday.

I get told I'm right often. 😉

I think about how Puritanical and patriarchal views and values are still very much part of the Zeitgeist we are living in. (Can't miss them actually. 😒) They are not my values or views. I very much believe one of the drivers of evolution is the ability to experience more pleasure.

He said he wanted to feel something. I asked if he was willing to strip away all pretense. He said he didn't know how to stop performing. I told him to get undressed and we'd start there.

Finally finished my knitted tank top. What do we think?

"Take your clothes off" has got to be one of the more fun things I find myself saying.

The second season of Rivals has come out, and I am obsessed in the most brain rotting type of way.

Every day I discover yet another beautiful intelligent woman on this platform. I just can't with us. We're so gorgeous.

I guess the dating apps are using AI to build your profile for you & then match you with another AI built profile, supposedly to eliminate the swipe and get you better matches. I am FASCINATED to see how this goes...

I do love me a good online crush. Even better when you get to meet in real life and find out they are even more amazing in person. 😘

On Fridays we lounge and linger