For research purposes only. Definitely not leaving any subtle clues for someone who knows me well… and certainly not hinting at all, that a gift card would be absolutely delightful! *meow* 😉😚

Soft light… softer skin… what would you do if you were here? 💕

Happy Halloween

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Can I come over and crawl on your 80s Art Deco furniture like this?

Looking for someone to indulge my dionysian urges & eat fruit in bed with

I have never felt more thirty something than I do now, sleeping with a heating pad for a sore back after sitting on bleachers for a few hours

Hot girls love perching on random objects

Magical moments in the forest 📷: @kingstropharia.bsky.social

Reintroductions: I’m Maya Jude aka MJ Still a whole lotta fun. Maya Jude d0t c0m

Reintroductions: I’m Maya Jude aka MJ Still a whole lotta fun. Maya Jude d0t c0m

I’ve got room in my schedule for one more DC date— outside of that, my October dance card is full. I’m planning for November and December, and in the mood for long, leisurely evenings, unexpected city adventures, and romantic getaways. ❤️

Should I change my banner to this still from Black Narcissus or is that too niche?

In the midst of updates for a slight rebrand! But it's gorgeous out today so I'm going to go lay in the sun & read and you should too ☀️

Tons of hits on my grad school thesis this month, love having an abundance of mysterious admirers in every aspect of my life

Hot girls love perching on random objects

Just added 'A Sexual History of the Internet' by Mindy Seu to my wishlist - I had to miss the book launch & would love if an admirer scooped this one up for me!

Clients with bomb music tastes following up a date with a list of artist recommendations with background info >>>

Steamy threesome dream last night with my favorite friend couple. What could it mean....

Hate when I have to do things but my cat is laying on my bed (& me) being adorable. How dare I disrupt her

Booking a hotel with with cool bathroom mirrors is (one of) my love language(s) btw

Step into the light

Introductions that grab my attention include the following words: dinner queen treat

Yoga this morning because I have a hot date with a favorite tonight🫦

Sweet Respite

Book me so you can see how hot I am IRL, I'm kind of over social media right now🙃

Thanks for a long weekend in Cambridge (& Boston)! I had the best time exploring with you🦞

The sky has the best sunbathing

Feeling grateful to have a life where I can spend slow mornings journaling, playing with my cat & listening to breezy Ethiopian jazz while I build my yoga practice

Important basic internet opsec post!

There’s nothing hotter than authenticity and being one’s self however that may present, but especially when it involves going against the grain or norms and social expectations. Be you, no one else does it better!

Pre-bookings coming in through November! It's going to be a cute fall, don't miss out

Other times, life gets in the way after we’ve shared something special, but your thoughts keep floating around. It’s no longer a matter of why, but when…. you’re ready.

Intimacy. Attentiveness. Slowness. Care. Tenderness. Giggling. Soft touch. Curiosity. Edging. Holding hands. Blushing. Kissing. Savoring. Not rushing to a “goal” but being fully present in the moment. Being fully listened to, held, cared for, nurtured, teased, nourished 💘🖤😮‍💨

I was cat called yesterday by a man who asked to be my submissive slave. And like yeah, if you’re gonna be that kind of person do it like that

Hi hello

Hi hello

Booking September and October 🦋

My “new” website is now live! Get to know me a little better at datekiranoire.com 💋 #oursky #datenyc

Happy Labor Day to sex workers ❤️ ☂️ Tip your faves today 🥰

Cute Midweek Date Idea: You take me to Olfactory Keller to get a whiff of the 'Scent of Mystery' Smell-O-Vision perfume recreation. Then we take an early autumn walk to LES Enfants de Boheme for steak frites & discuss our favorite campy films.

So excited about the Criterion Channel doing Nunsploitation September that it crept into my dream last night. Who wants to do a blasphemous roleplay? I've been fantasizing about a nun outfit for years now.

AHEM

Booking September and October 🦋

If this is you send that inquiry 🤙🏽

I watched Almodovar’s Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown yesterday and now I’m craving gazpacho

Try me on…I’m very you ❦

Try me on…I’m very you ❦

Installed a bidet in my apartment. I’m a whole new woman.

Date idea: Let’s roller skate! My favorite part is seeing how much our skills improve over a few spins around the rink. We can hold hands & help each other up when we inevitably stumble 🪩