Clients, thank you for reaching out after my last post to see if I need support. Sorry, I haven’t responded. I just got a little overwhelmed w/ my inbox. I don’t need much at the moment but if you feel inclined to lift my spirits you can send me something from my Marigold list

🚩🚩🚩Important update: Today, Braden has had several reports on him taken down & removed his LinkedIn profile. I have screen shots of those past reports, if you run a local BL. This is honestly really scary.

ALERT: SEA, PDX, YVR, Florida. A well known client in the PNW, Braden Hammer was caught waiting in secret outside my incall in an attempt to spy on me & a client. He admitted to doing it “out of jealousy”. I have recorded proof of the incident. Luckily, none of my clients’

My allergies have been absolutely horrendous this year. I’m taking a pill every single morning now. Anyone else? 🤧😪😵‍💫

Dear loves, I wanted to remind anyone that may have missed my email: I will be away from all messages 5/30-6/8. From 6/9-21 I will be sparsely available to respond to date inquiries or those that paid for texting/emailing. Everyone else, I will get back to you after 6/21 💋🕊️

Going to Spain with my gayest friend. I don’t know if we’re going to survive this trip but it’s probably the best way to go out so I’m cool with it 🤙🏽🇪🇸

My boyfriends have been showing UP for me lately 🫶🏽

You know it’s gonna last when you two play Overcooked but don’t get in a single fight 💥🎮❤️

If you sent a gift for my bday last month you are very special to me and I thank you ♥️ Finally back from my travels and spoiling myself for my bday. I’m excited for my May dates! I can take two more dates this month & June is almost booked 🤞🏽 This summer is going to be! 🤌🏽💋

Over the years I’ve gotten a lot of really great bottles. I hope the gentlemen who bring me these gifts know that I tip my glass your way every time I sip. This particular one lasted me a while because I savored every drop! Thanks! 🙏🏽🙌🏽👌🏽❤️‍🔥

I’ve wanted to hike a specific portion of the PCT since before I even moved here and this is the summer I get to do it. I am swelling with excitement! 💚

🏠🧹:Booked til May 12 & away-ish from inbox. Scattered travel rest of May but will take 1 more date, taking 1-3 more dates June 1-9 & 27-30, booking for July-August but I’m planning personal travel for those months so if you want to travel w/me this summer, reach out soon 🌞🤞🏽

Hey loves, I've already messaged everyone but I want to put out one last reminder to not mail anything to my incall location as I am no longer there🤞If you'd still like to send a bday gift I'd love an e-gift card from my wishlist! (especially Blicks Art Materials or REI 🖤)

It’s my birthday month and I would love to feel spoiled 🥰🙌🏽❤️‍🔥

“What’s your favorite feeling/experience in the world?” I feel something inexplicable when I’m in the wilderness & I reach unconquerable terrain. When I see civilization hit its limits there’s a trippy thing that happens to my brain which feels 1/ ngl.link/luciamar2

“How come you don’t have a website?” Over a year ago it went down for repairs & during that time I actually started getting more bookings. Since then I’ve booked the same without issue. It feels obsolete at this point. I’ve learned that what clients care more about is 1/ ngl.link/luciamar2

“Would you be down to have a Spanish-only date with a native speaking client?” Absolutely, anytime! I’m usually teaching my clients Spanish. It would be nice to have a conversation on a date again ❤️‍🔥 ngl.link/luciamar2

“Do you sell face photos?” No, I’m pretty uncomfortable with randos from the internet having pics of my face. If a trusted client wanted one I would sell for an *extremely* generous gift. Mayyybe I would sell to a stranger for an even more generous gift. Until then 🥸🥸🥸 ngl.link/luciamar2

I’m way too sexy to have to deal this shhh on a daily basis 😭😭

Damn, the fantasy bookers and phishing inquires are getting next level. I'm signing off for the day 🙃🙃🙃

If this is you send that inquiry 🤙🏽

"What's one feature your dream house will have?" An outdoor kitchen set up with a brick oven with grill and a large stainless sink and table for processing stuff from the garden that I've grown along with chickens and rabbits would be epic. ngl.link/luciamar2

"Are you still doing your photography stuff shooting photos and everything?" Yes, mostly with friends who are novice photographers or not experienced in boudoir photography. I'm always happy to be the muse. ngl.link/luciamar2

Took myself on a romantic solo trip to the mountains last month. I got a nice cabernet & a cabin with a sauna + hot tub. It was a perfect weekend 👌🏽🔥

So intrigued by her 🤍

Ngl I’ve been fantasizing about taking my ads down before the year is over & giving only an elite group of stellar clients my new email 💕

Get me to God’s country

I had the 5Qt on my wishlist & of course he asked if I would prefer an upgrade to the 7Qt. The best from the best! 🥹🥹

All good things take time ❤️‍🔥

I’m super excited that it’s my birthday month! I just need to say please don’t buy me any sweet treats because your girl is trying hard to cut back on sugar. I prefer that you take me out for some fun & we split a little dessert or you send a Zupan’s gift card 🙏🏽🍮🍒🧁🍰

Guess I’m obsessed with making carnitas now.

I think this is my most favorite tweet of all time.

Finally checked my email. A lot of “can I see you tonight/tomorrow?”s. Sorry, I never responded guys. I’m trying to beat all the Tomb Raiders again -mgmt 📌

If you call the Sriracha “c0ck sauce” we are kindred spirits 🐓🐓🐓

The engagement I get from my 14.5k followers here is literally ten times better than the engagement I ever got from 430k twitter followers. AND thanks to the moderation list feature here, I don’t have to see any n@zi shit in my feed!! It’s a win/win!

I wanna do a west - east coast tour where I just hang out w/the prettiest coolest swers in every city 🪩

I would put to good use any rei giftcards sent my way. Today is the last day for the members sale, just sayin’ 😇😇😇

I told him I missed Chicago so he made a little plan… 🍕♥️🍕♥️🍕

I need to go on a dream-tastic vacation like immediately 😩

It’s the first day of Spring and my birthday is in April which is right around the corner. I’m excited for the new season 🌸🌺🌷

It is reassuring that not all Nordic countries prioritise ideology over sx workers' safety. www.thelocal.dk/20250226/cop...

I love spending time with super smart guys 🤓

I really want to connect w/ more of my mutuals here 😩

Hey loves, if you need a little extra Lucia in your life between dates you may ask about photo packages or send me a gift *from my wishlist*. Just understand I can't send pics for free or for items that are not on my list ❣️

So it’s been a bit, how is Bluesky doing for sex work? A lot of text posters have huge followings now, but I hear clients haven’t really come over. Are you doing alright? Has traffic stalled out?

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He won’t stand to see me go without something I want ☺️🛍️

Cute little phone date is set up ☎️♥️☎️♥️ We're going to make the same cocktail, spend time catching up & talking 💩 about everything, read our fav advice column together & of course some spicy content as well ;) Tysm for doing this with me long distance lover!!!

A client I haven’t seen in years reached out today, apologizing, reminiscing, and reflecting, and I never forget a face or a feeling. We shared so many beautiful memories, and it meant the world to know they still hold them close.

I will never say no to an outdoor adventure 👌🏽⛷️