#No2ndDateBecause too much Axe body spray.

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#No2ndDateBecause you sent me the bill for the first date

#No2ndDateBecause Well...

#No2ndDateBecause The first one was a kidnap. Now leave me alone mad hostage woman. It'll never work out.

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#No2ndDateBecause she got stood up for the first date.

#No2ndDateBecause I'm still sore

#No2ndDateBecause he didn’t like romantic walks

#SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert Staying with the crowd

#SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert the actual keep out signs that my storm door is built from.

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All your friends live in your phone❤️ #SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert

You're happy when an invitation is rescinded #SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert #HashtagGames

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You play hashtag games #SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert #HashtagGames

You joined social media because you heard you can block people #SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert #HashtagGames

#SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert You prefer to play with yourself, uh, I mean by yourself

You consider yourself funny because you laugh at your own jokes but nobody is around to laugh at them with you #SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert #HashtagGames

Your inner monologue doesn't always agree with you #SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert #HashtagGames

You are exhausted by the social interactions of getting groceries #SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert #HashtagGames

#SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert There are no signs

#SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert You crawl under the mattress when the doorbell rings 👀

Your hobbies include on line shopping and staying inside #SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert

You have JOMO #SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert

You avoid eye contact as it’s the gateway to small talk #SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert

The gas pump says “see the cashier” so you leave #SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert

#SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert You only engage with people on social media.

#SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert you won't even respond to an online troll who has 5 followers.

You never want to come out and play #SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert

#SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert You get to the party and hide

#SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert Just ask my friends.

#SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert You thought you had mono once but turns out you were just bored for a whole year.

Scenes from a horror movie #SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert

#SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert You only come out for food

#SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert You have a PhD in Antistalking.

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#SignsYouMightBeAnIntrovert The dogs have their own car.