Dawn
@thoughtfloss.bsky.social
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Exceedingly curious. Mildly Morbid. Lover of puns
#IfItWasntForScience
I, you, and a large part of the population wouldn't be here. And we probably wouldn't have PopRocks, either.
about 1 month ago
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A cozy bed
#AttractsMeLikeNoOther
7 months ago
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We
#WentIntoTheForest
. I came back out. I sure will miss him.
7 months ago
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Friday: Sunny and warm! Saturday: Cold and rainy. Repeat weekly.
7 months ago
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#WhenTheRobotChasedMe
, I hoped it would make my death quick and painless.
9 months ago
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If you ate Skittles from least favorite color to favorite, what order would you do? For me, it's Grape, Lemon, Lime, Orange, and Strawberry.
9 months ago
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#ImSloppyWhen
I eat pasta
9 months ago
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My husband is doing his colonist prep with 900% more drama than I did with mine. It's like the man flu, but involves a lot more potty-pity time.
9 months ago
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#RubbingAladdinsLampGotMe
nothing but tennis elbow.
9 months ago
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#YouDontHaveToUseYour
powers of seduction on the average male. They're always hot to go.
9 months ago
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Was it petty to close my Southwest credit card? Maybe. Still felt good.
9 months ago
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#ItsSurprisingThat
anyone thinks that things are going well.
9 months ago
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#IWouldLikeToProtest
the American inability to enact change through protest. We really need to look to other countries, who actually get things done.
9 months ago
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My cats think their house
#IsInfestedWith
humans!
9 months ago
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Southwest airlines just screwed themselves. They billed themselves as a cheaper airline. No frills, but perks like no assigned seats and free checked luggage. That's gone. And today's Jetblue reservation is HALF the price of the Southwest reservation I decided NOT to make.
9 months ago
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To remember anatomy in high school biology, I made the mnemonic, "There's a vas deferens between a man and woman."
#IsTheDifferenceBetween
(I still remember it, so it must have worked!)
9 months ago
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#GMTcouldAlsoStandFor
Great. More trouble.
9 months ago
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#GetOverItOr
not. I haven't lived your life, nor walked in your shoes, so it's not my place to tell you what to do.
9 months ago
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Show me a badass female character 2-for-1
add a skeleton here at some point
9 months ago
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#WhyThe2000sWereAmazing
9 months ago
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Such bad hair.
#The90sIn3Words
9 months ago
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Aaaah! The flashbacks!
#The90sIn3Words
9 months ago
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#MyMultiplePersonalitiesSay
It's somebody else's turn to deal with this crap.
10 months ago
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I went to California, and wanted to see the Pacific, but the Pacific didn't want to see me, I guess?
10 months ago
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Radioactive (no effort)
#ScienceInASongOrMovie
10 months ago
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Anything by Atom Ant
#ScienceInASongOrMovie
10 months ago
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Heart asplode?
10 months ago
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See? Gull.
10 months ago
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Congrats. You made it even uglier.
10 months ago
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#WhosInTheMoodFor
vacation? This girl!
10 months ago
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I'm heading from Boston to LA tomorrow. Ask me how I feel about the FAA layoffs.
10 months ago
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#NeverTellMeNotTo
be awkward. It'll just compound the problem.
10 months ago
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#IPutThePiecesTogetherBy
ignoring the instructions and guessing.
10 months ago
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W ho do you think should play the next James Bond?
add a skeleton here at some point
10 months ago
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Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only
add a skeleton here at some point
10 months ago
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Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only
add a skeleton here at some point
10 months ago
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#WhatMakesMeComfy
all the pillows
10 months ago
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#WhatMakesMeComfy
oversized sweatshirts
10 months ago
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#IllBlowTheWhistle
, you blow the horn.
10 months ago
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#WhenYoureFlirtingWithDisaster
Try this...
10 months ago
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#WhenYoureFlirtingWithDisaster
make sure you flutter your eyelashes.
10 months ago
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#IDontCopyBut
that's what makes me an original, one-of-a-kind, weirdo.
10 months ago
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Dental Dam, I Wish I Was Your Lover
#SongsForASexualHealthClinic
10 months ago
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Wicked James
#BoysNameAMovieSongBookTVShow
10 months ago
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Pest Control
#OddJobsInSpace
10 months ago
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Smoking
#IsARealTurnOff
10 months ago
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You ever want to ask the person you love most what the hell is wrong with them? My husband did this. To our bed. 🤷🏻♀️
10 months ago
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Block them. Even in real life, if necessary.
#WaysToDealWithToxicPeople
10 months ago
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#ForgiveMeButYouShould
probably get the hell out.
10 months ago
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What About Bobtail?
#EquestrianMovies
10 months ago
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