This guy is a goddamn patriot.

So, 10mg is always fun...surely 20mg will be twice as fun...right?

Not me, sobbing watching Tony & Ziva ep: 1

Joy is a commodity, a blessing, a gift. Why do so many people aggressively avoid it, even intentionally killing it for themselves and others? What's the math here? What drives a killjoy?

Can you hit repost? Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat. My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?

#FoundInTheirNewCountryStore old crackers

Concert outside the White House! #cdnpoli

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa

33.4% Yes please!

1.Dodge 2.Duck 3.Dip 4.Dive 5.Dodge

Trump has been friends with Ghislaine Maxwell since she was in college FORTY years ago He was pals with her father who was like the Rupert Murdoch of the time because he has always loved the tabloids #GrabHimByTheEpsteinFiles

Ok so the new King of the Hill is really fucking heartwarming. For some reason, this disappoints me. Am I a monster?

#AuthorsInSongsOrMovies Silent Joe Hill

#AuthorsInSongsOrMovies The World According to Goethe

Apparently being tough on crime requires capitulation to pedophiles and sec traffickers. Mother Earth is upside down and all our "leaders" can do is look up her skirt.

She's not a cat. Don't tell her. Happy #Caturday from me and Mini, in these dog days of summer.

It feels like everything is being destroyed at a rapid pace the rage of revolution is rising rapidly in a rabid race we cannot stand by & let this continue Or give up after all our country has been through ©️ #cOc

When the rain is horizontal, is it still appropriate to say that it's really coming down?

Ahhh, the first Spirit Halloween of fall has landed....The miracles of the seasons never cease to amaze me.

#SleepyBandsAndSongs Anything by R.E.M.

#SleepyBandsAndSongs Slumberwumba

#SleepyBandsAndSongs The Grateful Bed

I've never been on a cruise ship, but this morning I used a port-o-john that was sitting 10° off of level. I feel like the experiences are probably similar.

A 13 year old girl just slaughtered Defying Gravity on AGT and I am literally crying tears of joy.

it is exceedingly probable that I am a might tipsy.

#MyPetDragonLikesTo pet dragons.... damn english homonyms ....likes two pet dragons... Now I have three pet dragons. I'm gonna have to buy a lot of dragon litter.

and some days you're a Bird Person in a World full of Ricks.

#ImLookingForAGood reason to throat punch a motherfucker. Oh! I'm now spiritual!👊 #FeelGoodEvenings #HashtagGame

#SignsYouMayBeARascal Every time you make a definitive statement, some smaller cuter kid pipes in with an, "And How!" and steals the laugh.

#SignsYouMayBeARascal Your teacher was feeling froggy...and was prosecuted.

Can you hit repost? Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat. My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?

l don't want to be a downer. I know this is short notice to have to consider this but, do we even deserve to have Independence Day tomorrow? It feels like we should all be grounded, sitting in our rooms, thinking about what we've done.

That's the whole skeet

Forks are the socks of the silverware-verse.

Excellent, now I have the meats... -Me upon exiting an Arby's with bag in hand-

Gamera is really neat. Gamera is full of meat. We believe in Gamera.

Hey this is a repost of a caturday plea to help my friend and her cats. Please help her if you can.

Hey this my friend Terry. She and her cats are in a bad situation and need help. Help her, Big Head 🐱 , Boo Ho 🐱 , Greenie 🐱 and Dreamsicle 🐱, secure a safe shelter if you can please.

That familiar feeling when I wake up and it's still now.

Two weeks ago, tired of being a stranded, unemployed forest hermit, I left everything behind to, with some help, reenter civil society and find work. My absence from BlueSky has been due to the upheaval. Thanks to any and all friends and followers still present for not leaving. I hope to return soon

#HornyHorror Spider Babe or The Maddest Whore 'e ever Holed

[walks into a glory hole] I see head people

#NoisesInASongOrMovie Creak on a Leash

He hates being called TACO! You know what to do... #taco

#IsAStupidQuestion really stupid if no one is around to hear it?

#SaidAtTheDriveThruAndDuringSex Wait in that spot over there that van full of nuns are up first