New season starts now

#Witchcraft101Says if you don't have any eye of newt you can substitute a captain.

#BigAnimalsInASongOrMovie Knocking at Your Blue Whale

#BigAnimalsInASongOrMovie Giraffe and the Furious

#IncludeLimitRiverUseful "Cry me a river" was something some parents thought was useful to limit the whining of their children. Not having the foresight that when parents are older and need help from their children expect a different response.

#IncludeLimitRiverUseful For some the river of knowledge is limitless and very useful. For some it is just a babbling brook.

#3WordDisappointments Now you care!?

Happy Halloween!

#SignsOfANumberOneFan More invested in you than you are

#WhatIFoundBehindTheDoor was a gang of dust bunnies.

#WhatIFoundBehindTheDoor wasn't what I was promised #ApocalypseTags #HashtagGame

#IfRealLifeWereAMusical I think it was at intermission before the next act

#ThingsYouCanDoOnYourOwn is to be a fool and not care

#ifYouCantFindItOnTheInternet try a human

@monstersndrinks.bsky.social Think Mary would enjoy this... www.halloweencostumes.com/11-5ft-mothm...

This is the ad Donald Trump woke up furious about. Would be a shame if it went viral.

So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube. Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X). *1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.” youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc

Here’s the original clip of Ronald Reagan from April 25, 1987, where he delivered a complete and total rebuke against tariffs. Trump's calling Reagan’s words here “FAKE” and “fraudulent.” They’re 100% real. And the original clip is actually far worse for Trump, as much is left out of the ad:

#WhenGivenAChoice ask if you can have a redo just in case.

#Include3Words #IncludeWinkWingFalse #HashtagGame I missed the pilot's wink when he told me on my first airplane ride it wasn't a false statement that the airplane wings had to flap in order for the airplane to fly. When I didn't see them moving I was terrified.

#Include3Words #IncludeWinkWingFalse #HashtagGame I was falsely accused of winking at his date when I accidentally put hot sauce in my eye when eating habanero wings.

Down with ameriKKKa's fascist regime! Down with ICE! @kelliboyden.bsky.social soundcloud.com/earwig-spect...

#OnMyArkIBrought Transformers Dinos

#MyIceCreamShopWouldBeCalled Is that a cone in your pocket? (Or are you just wanting ice cream?)

#HornyHorrorNovels From Behind "Humans are such easy lay"

#HornyHorrorNovels I Know Everyone You Did Last Summer

No Kings Feces

#TurnCIDERintoAnAcronym #AcronymAlternatives #HashtagGame Consuming Indulgence Desert Enjoying Right?

#TurnCIDERintoAnAcronym #AcronymAlternatives #HashtagGame Certainly Interesting Drug Enabled Reality

#ScareMeIn3Words2025 Right behind you

#OddPrizesInCerealBoxes The number for Weight Watchers

#IncludeSwingFortuneHealthy I told my family at Thanksgiving I'm making a fortune being a swinger with large crowds and they were shocked. I asked if they wanted to see a video and they screamed "NO!" I honestly don't understand why they wouldn't. It's a very healthy, entertaining activity.

#IncludeSwingFortuneHealthy A great golf swing won't make you a healthy fortune if you don't have the balls.

#TheDoomsDayClockSays tipping required

#MyWarningLabelShouldSay personality may change without notice

Donald Trump really really doesn’t like this photo, so whatever you do… don’t share it. He would HATE that. 😈

#MyFacialExpressionSays "I am very happy for you"

#MyFacialExpressionSays "what you said made complete sense"

#MyAnimalResearchConcludes intelligence is not based on the amount of fur

#WhatIForgotToDo was work that is due tomorrow.

$200k to hang out with dogs. amazing IG gabriel.desanti, barkandburn

#SweetDrinksInASongOrMovie Bahama mama

#SweetDrinksInASongOrMovie There is Some Tea about Mary

BREAKING: The Late Show With Stephen Colbert portrays JD Vance. “We heard that JD Vance loves a good-natured, funny meme, so we made one just for him!” I'm choosing to believe this is actual footage and not 'AI'

Posted to her Instagram account on 9/21/2025 Jane Goodall Institute 🇨🇦

This you, Trump?

Jane Goodall was a global legend at the forefront of discovery — breaking through barriers for women in primatology, science, and beyond. Her curiosity, strength, and kindness changed the world, bridging countries and cultures in pursuit of a better future.

Targeted attack on a dockside restaurant in North Carolina. Three dead. Suspect a former Marine sniper in Iraq and Haiti who tried to sue the US govt for “genocide against straight men by the LGBQT community.” Flags at half mast? Endless op-eds? Victims’ faces on coins? www.cnn.com/2025/09/28/u...

#PrincessSparklesTags #HashtagGame #IShouldStartNowBut there is dessert