@googlygirl.bsky.social #IncludeAvoidKneeThirsty Football teams and their neverending thirst for any advantage can sometimes result in unavoidable knee injuries.

#IfEverythingWasGreen you might not be sea worthy

#DeliFoodItemsInASongOrMovie The French Bread Connection

#WhenINeedGoodLuck I reach for my tots

#UnlikelyMusicGenres bagpipe thrash

Life seemed simpler is #OnlyAMemoryNow

#IncludeTasteHallJumbled #Include3Words #HashtagGame I hacked the dining hall computer and had an AI bot jumble the ingredients on several recipes to create new and unique tastes. The results were unexpected and I may have ended the world. My bad.

#ASongorMoviefornutrition Man of Matcha

#ASongOrMovieForOfficeGadgets Send the Fax Jack

#ASongOrMovieForOfficeGadgets Lamp

#IncludeBehaveHarpCrispy Principal Skinner over the years kept harping for Bart to behave figuring he would turn out badly. But it would be Ralph who ended up becoming the villain calling himself I.M. Crispy.

#WhatTastesBetterWith bacon is more bacon

#IBlameMyAlterEgoFor ordering pineapple on the pizza

#whenyourgramnarisbad you develop strange eating habits "As requested, your desert sir..."

#YTBcouldAlsoStandFor Yes This Blows

#YTBcouldAlsoStandFor Yesterday Tomorrow's Burdens

#BigNopeForMe speaking in front of large crowds

Here is my opening statement to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee today.

#ASongOrMovieForWhatsPhilosophy My egoism adored you

Never forget who he supports most.

#OverheardAtTheTeaParty is this Boston or Mad Hatter style?

LISTEN: U2 Releases "American Obituary," Attacking Trump krassencast.com/p/listen-u2-...

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Wonder how many pets were never reunited with their owners. local12.com/news/local/c...

#ItsFridayThe13thSo it is a perfect day to go camping.

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The FBI is releasing these images of a likely suspect in the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie. Wanted to make sure that everybody is on the lookout for this person. If you have any information, please call the FBI at 1-800-CALL-FBI or the local sheriff at 520-351-4900.

#ICouldWinAMedalIn Meddling

BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors

#TurnSUPERintoAnAcronym Surging Ukulele Popularity Elvis Rocking

#TurnSUPERintoAnAcronym So Underestimated People Expanding Resistance

#SpacedOutCommercials Heavy Metaleiser

“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back to a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.” IT SAVES PUBLIC MONEY to house people.

They're lying!

Auschwitz was at the end of a process. We must remember that it did not start from gas chambers. This hatred gradually developed: from ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder. Auschwitz took time.

Rest in Peace Alex Jeffrey Pretti🙏🏾 The VA ICU Nurses send him off right 💔

#Include3Words #IncludeCraveHeartLethal It was love that killed the monster His insatiable love and craving for Twinkies that proved to be lethal to his heart.

“My precious…”

A joke for the history buffs.

#SpacedOutTags #HashtagGame #WhatToDiscloseToAliens the KFC recipe

#FoundInDraculasCastle Dr Frankenstein'a browser history

#FoundInDraculasCastle my books of Dad jokes

A real “tell your parents” paper (since everyone on Bsky is canonically 38). Review of 21 studies of ppl over 50: • Shingles vax associated w/47% lower risk of Alzheimer’s, 24% lower risk of any dementia • Pneumonia vax had 36% lower risk of Alzheimer's • Tdap had 33% lower risk of any dementia

#ImCalmBut it's only because I am not listening

#IncludeCarryPotatoSimilar Unconfirmed music history. The short-lived rock band Idaho had a similar song to Kansas's "Carry on Wayward Son" titled "Carry on Headstrong Spud" But Potato Rock never really caught on anywhere and fell victim to Yacht Rock

#IncludeCarryPotatoSimilar Your pockets may seem to be a good place to carry potatoes in various forms and be considered similar to a Ziploc bag. But a Ziploc bag is more useful and your food will have much less lint and other things attached to it.

We are SCREAMING! THE TOXIC AVENGER is streaming on Screambox – subscribe and watch now.

#MyIceSculptureIs taking longer than I planned. Can you wait a bit longer?

AIPAC spends hundreds of millions buying primaries across the country. Now they’re trying to buy mine.