#KWHcouldAlsoStandFor Knocking Wacko Hauntingly

#CuriousComedies What About Bizarre?

#IncludeRestoreCreaturePlain The creature hid in plain sight by working at Universal Studios until his home was fully restored.

#HowToArgueWithAnIdiot Say you agree with them but the wall disagrees.

#IncludeTurnShoeUnited A simple vacation turned into a nightmare. My flight was booked on Southwest. Somehow my luggage became divided among several airlines to multiple destinations. My shoes flew on United to Chicago: Toiletries on Delta to Dallas; Most of my clothes on Spirit to The Tampa

Great then we can tax the churches and we can make laws telling them how to operate right?

Well we know Iran is smart enough to not ask for the $300,000,000,000 to be in Trump's Bitcoin scheme so I am betting it's in dollars... asinine Orange Julius Caesar

#IfIHadAMascot I could always drive in the HOV lane

#ASongOrMovieForRoutine 🎶Work go round in circles

"He's Fat, with Piles, he's in the Epstein Files Trump the Cunt Trump the Cunt." England won't win the World Cup but their fans have won the best Chant award.

Breaking News: "We were led to believe this was a nonpartisan event. We will no longer appear at Freedom 250!"

#TurnSNAILintoAnAcronym Sneaky Nerds Asserts Ingenious Logic

#IncludeMergeCrownDeep "Back in my day* merging into traffic in a Crown Victoria took a deep understanding of math because you had to include the length and width of the vehicle and how quickly you could accelerate into traffic ... Or just close your eyes and punch it hoping for the best.

🚨 NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope has captured a breathtaking glimpse of a star being born in deep space.

#CreativeWaysToStretchADollar Eating food from someone else's plate

#CreativeWaysToStretchADollar Spend half your money in the imaginary world.

#IncludeDiveMedicineLively Didn't know a dive oxygen bar existed and ended up getting some lively "medicine" administered to me going again.

My sanity #HoldsEverythingTogether #NationalDazeTag #HashtagGame

#NHIcouldAlsoStandFor #AcronymAlternatives #HashtagGame Nothing Hides Indefinitely

#SpacedOutTags #HashtagGame #SaidDuringSexAndSpaceTravel Don't forget your helmet

#SpacedOutTags #HashtagGame #SaidDuringSexAndSpaceTravel Docking complete

#IncludeOpposeMixtureCalm A man awoke frantically, realizing he was late for work. To save time he consumed a mixture of coffee and instant oatmeal however hours later his stomach, opposed to the combination, announcing it to everyone in the meeting, shattering the calmness.

#WhoTookDownBluesky This guy

#MummySideHustles Exotic dancer

#MyIdeaOfAGoodTime is not telling you so I can continue to enjoy it.

#DiscardedFightClubRules Tea bags can be used as punching bags

@googlygirl.bsky.social #IncludeBotherDeskShallow With the copyright expired, to earn money Winnie the Pooh had to find work. Due to a shallow pool of jobs available based on his skills ended up at a desk job as a life insurance claim adjuster. But was let go because he kept saying "Oh, Bother"

#MealswithaFishinaSongorMovie Kill Billfish There is something about Marlin

#MealswithaFishinaSongorMovie Life in the Fast Lane Snapper

#MyUnusualWorkoutRoutine Waving as I drive by

#TurnPIANOintoAnAcronym Potentially Insane Action Nothing Ordinary

Weather that perfectly matches the seasons #HappensOnlyInNovels

#MakeASongOrFilmStabby Exacto Knife Man

#TurnWATERintoAnAcronym #AcronymAlternatives #HashtagGame Wanting Another Turn Earning Rewards

#HorrifiedTheAliens how some of us eat

@googlygirl.bsky.social #IncludeAvoidKneeThirsty Football teams and their neverending thirst for any advantage can sometimes result in unavoidable knee injuries.

#IfEverythingWasGreen you might not be sea worthy

#DeliFoodItemsInASongOrMovie The French Bread Connection

#WhenINeedGoodLuck I reach for my tots

#UnlikelyMusicGenres bagpipe thrash

Life seemed simpler is #OnlyAMemoryNow

#IncludeTasteHallJumbled #Include3Words #HashtagGame I hacked the dining hall computer and had an AI bot jumble the ingredients on several recipes to create new and unique tastes. The results were unexpected and I may have ended the world. My bad.

#ASongorMoviefornutrition Man of Matcha

#ASongOrMovieForOfficeGadgets Send the Fax Jack

#ASongOrMovieForOfficeGadgets Lamp

#IncludeBehaveHarpCrispy Principal Skinner over the years kept harping for Bart to behave figuring he would turn out badly. But it would be Ralph who ended up becoming the villain calling himself I.M. Crispy.

#WhatTastesBetterWith bacon is more bacon

#IBlameMyAlterEgoFor ordering pineapple on the pizza

#whenyourgramnarisbad you develop strange eating habits "As requested, your desert sir..."