Stephen Colbert has absolutely no reason to do it, and ABC probably wouldn’t want the FCC headache, but it would be very funny if he spent Kimmel’s annual summer vacation guest-hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live! until Labor Day.

It’s 5/10/26, and the Mets still suck!

My peanut cactus (Echinopsis chamaecereus) is blooming! Such cheerful flowers - always look forward to them. 🌺

Donald Trump is the most hated man on Earth! Retweet if you believe this to be true!

And MAGA’s thought Trump was a better choice for the economy than Harris!🤦‍♂️

“Girl needs a stylist” I say out loud to no one as I watch the Oscars in my PJs with a hole in the crotch.

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You can take the Ayatollah out of Iran, but you can’t take Trump out of the Epstein Files 🖕🏼

Can't help reposting this from 9 months ago.... Sorry

I need to stress something here: The US destroying Iran’s navy is about as impressive as prime Michael Jordan dunking on a toddler. I know the administration needs something to brag about, but this outcome was literally never in question.

trump is really low energy aside from him making weird sex noises that one time

I think they’re fine. Unless of course this is yet another threat from the Trump admin.

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I can't watch the State of the Union cause I will definitely punch something. I'm old and probably won't hurt or break anything but I'll give it my best shot

Right can we get another Epstein name arrested, I think we need the pick-me-up

Showing A Great Deal of Wisdom…..

The British police today arrested Peter Mandelson, former British ambassador to the United States, amid allegations that he passed confidential government information to Jeffrey Epstein. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/23/w...

I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH. AS GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY BANNING "KID ROCK" FROM CALIFORNIA.

I can't watch the State of the Union until we get a real president.

It takes a special kind of stupid to be a Trump supporter.

It’s February 17, 2026. Is a pedophile still president of the United States? Yes.

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious after a group of 125 presidential scholars put out their annual collective ranking of the presidents today, and both of Trump’s terms were unanimously ranked as the two worst in US history...

Burn 🔥

Old Skool #Audio Stack. #Audiophile

I’m disgusted by the amount of hate Pam Bondi is getting at the moment. It’s nowhere near enough, and we can do better.

Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."

There is virtually ZERO difference between Pam Bondi and Ghislaine Maxell. They are both FULLY AWARE of the crimes and chose to protect the criminals anyway. 🤬🤬🤬

🤔 #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

Jeffrey Epstein's December 20, 2016 email to Bill Gates: "come to visit the island. new administration people visiting." What was the upcoming administration in December2016? Oh!

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Throwback to Pam Bondi’s campaign ad for Florida AG: “I’ll fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong. Behind bars.” The ad aged. The internet remembers.

Just turning yalls attention to potentially the most dominate hockey team we’ve ever assembled on the world stage going 4-0 in prelims, and no, it’s not the men’s team. LETS FUCKIN GO TEAM USA LADIES 😤🥇 LETS GET GOLD

James Comer spent years and millions of taxpayer dollars trying and failing to prove that there was a policy connection between Hunter’s appointment to the Burisma board in 2014 and his VP dad. But Comer won’t spend a day or a dollar investigating this.

🤔 This post was so powerful that I had to repost it.

Remember when we thought Sarah Palin was the dumbest person in politics Good times.

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Listen. There is NO DOUBT that trump did unthinkable things to little children. Boys and girls. There's even an accusation that these children were tortured and even killed. WHEN THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO DO YOUR JOB, CONGRESS? ARE ALL OF YOU SAYING THAT YOU THINK THIS IS OK? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 🤬

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

Daily Reminder… Donald J Trump (pant load) is a PEDOPHILE!

Whether or not the January 2025 election that returned Maduro to the presidency was free and fair is no more America’s business than the election of Donald Trump in 2016 – when he received 3 million less votes than Hilary Clinton — is Venezuela’s.

Daily Reminder… Donald J Trump ( pant load) is a PEDOPHILE!

Daily Reminder… Donald J Trump(pant load) is a PEDOPHILE!

Daily Reminder… Donald J Trump ( pant load) is a PEDOPHILE!

Daily Reminder…,Donald J Trump (pant load) is a PEDOPHILE!

Daily Reminder…,Donald J Trump (pant load) is a PEDOPHILE!

Daily Reminder… Donald J Trump (pant load) is a PEDOPHILE!

Daily Reminder… Donald J Trump (pant load) is a PEDOPHILE!