hamburger help me

I’ve lived in this town since the Triassic. I think I’ve earned a voice.

i hate multiplayer games

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot

if we deem every idiot unuseful we are gonna find ourselves at a significant numbers disadvantage

That look you get when things aren’t going so great

We should start a contest to see who can sit on Bank of America hold the longest. I'll start - 47 minutes #BankofAmerica

Walking around my neighborhood, barefoot in my pajamas in the rain: We must imagine Sisyphus happy We must imagine Sisyphus happy We must imagine Sisyphus happy

Timeline cleanse: Scruffers is off meth, out of rehab, and ready to start a new life!

I don’t think it will win Best Picture or Best Actor, but I really loved “Train Dreams” and Joel Edgerton is absolutely amazing in it. Also, love seeing Bryce Dessner, a member of one of my favorite bands (The National), getting a nomination for original song with Nick Cave.

AI generated Alan Watts lectures are showing on You Tube and thier creations are accelerating fast. Scarilege. We ride at dawn.

If you’re talking on Bluesky about the book you’re writing your book already sucks

Asking the moon to be my valentine

Voting is such a hassle. Filling all those little circles, walking it out to the mailbox. So what if it’s canceled.

MAGA friends on facebook still upset about Bad Bunny. Business must be slow.

The 200th celebration of the Declaration of Independence felt a lot more sincere and patriotic, tbh

One thing they don’t tell you when you buy an EV is that you’re buying mostly plastic.

$5k discount and 0% financing? In this economy? Thanks Lexus!

I feel like the age of Aquarius never quite materialized

Purchased a new Lexus but backed out before delivery due to dealer lie. Spent the day in email exchanges - their high pressure and threats versus me and AI. In the end they conceded everything. It was glorious. 👊🚗🔥

"Moonglow" - performed by Artie Shaw & His Orchestra 🎶🎧 #coffeebreak youtu.be/KD-uKyvpqSU?...

Morning paper one man dead gun fight over a parking spot.

Morning coffee read Billie Eilish wins song of the year Wildflower, have CD never listened, dig out, rickety old Bose, listen, not bad.

Why just the Kennedy Center? Shut down the whole damn government and remodel it.

When I was a kid I had a shoebox filled with Lego’s. Nothing as complete as this, just the red bricks. Still, I’d rather have that and my imagination than build sets sold today.

Just a thought. If JD Vance is so positive that ICE is only detaining the worst of the worst, let his wife and kids drive through Minneapolis in just a minivan.

Some days it feels like Sauron got the ring.

I just wanted to get old and retire and grow a garden. Now I’m gonna have to learn how to live off my garden while avoiding what used to be vaccine preventable diseases and approaching militias.

I will never again think of Minnesota as a flyover state

Really, comrades, you must try to make out what’s what!

was talking to a recent newcomer to the zen centre. he visited one day i was not there. he said to me "i wanted to learn about zen so i came along, and i was taught nothing" "perfect" i replied.

I wonder if George W Bush will release a new painting soon

There may come a time where everybody has to vote with a rock.

Watching these videos out of Minneapolis I feel like Joaquin Phoenix in the alien invasion movie Signs

It's an amzing time to be alive when you can randomly think "I wish they made a rack to dry my baggies" then go to Amazon and choose from a dozen choices.

My brother and I are texting by putting a sticky note on the dog and telling him to deliver it

poor kafka, forced to churn out new books from his extradimensional prison

Please give people their flowers while they're still here.

cut to me “going live” while crying and eating a rotisserie chicken over the kitchen sink

CAN WE HAVE JUST ONE FUCKING DAY WITHOUT CRAZY SHIT

It was when Bill Clinton was elected that people truly realized that ANYONE could be President

i should play a game but I'm just scrolling

There’s a Section of Atlanta made entirely of Rhythm

Manifest Destiny?

Gonna keep liking all the posts until someone finally says, "Fine, I'll marry you."

India Indians or woo woo Indians?

Marketing idea! Chocolate wrapped in gold foil that looks like a Nobel Prize. Then we can all be winners! And eat it too!

Trouble every day www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFNk...

"we are men of action. lies do not become us." such a great line in The Princess Bride. So much swashbuckling swagger even in defeat.