Problems Clown, Esq.
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jamelle
3 days ago
seems like jared polis thought this would make him look like an enlightened and humane centrist instead of a dumbass
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Daylight ⚛️
6 days ago
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The Fig Economy
10 days ago
As a teenager in the mid-90s who spent a lot of time carefully curving the brim of baseball caps, it’s still deeply weird to me that the dominant style became factory straight brims with the sticker still on.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅
18 days ago
>Tim Pool, Dave Rubin, Benny Johnson were all on Russian payroll >Orban loses in Hungary >Rod Dreher immediately leaves Budapest >The Daily Wire fires half their staff was all the right-wing conspiracy posting about USAID just massive fucking projection?
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rev. howard arson
20 days ago
spontaneously changing the subject of every conversation to reference goblins to make up for the "fix" to chatgpt
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Reconstructionist
21 days ago
the question of our age is "can a critical mass of the electorate learn from events and stimuli and change their preferences or are we stuck in a thermostatic enshitification ratchet"
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William B. Fuckley
23 days ago
We lost something valuable when the tom Clancy dad/airport thriller genre degenerated into operator slop.
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Having any sort of strong opinion on Will Stancil is a massive red flag to me
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23 days ago
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Will Smith causing two bad movies to exist with one decision, incredible
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23 days ago
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Listen, a little bit of cassette futurist design never hurt anyone
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23 days ago
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
24 days ago
god we are gonna get so much mileage out of this
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Municipal Fox
26 days ago
We judge every politician’s First 100 Days because FDR built the foundations of the modern welfare state in that time. We can absolutely do it again. All it takes is the will to power
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Ill-informed tumblr callout post
27 days ago
videogames can teach you a lot. for example this citybuilding game taught me that everyone in eastern europe spent 1920 to 199x working in a gravel pit, then going home, eating 2 kilograms of bread, and then killing themselves because the swimming pool was too crowded.
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jamelle
27 days ago
it is important to emphasize that this was *the point*. this was *intentional*. elon musk is a vicious white supremacist who thinks poor african children ought to die, so that the world can be whiter
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Deep State Nepo Baby For Steyer
28 days ago
I think if you pull off a cool heist you should go to Cool Jail which is like normal jail but the warden gives you a high five on your way in. The judge who sentenced you also gives you a high five.
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Caz
9 months ago
nuclear saltwater rocket interplanetary liner named the "Three Mile Island Iced Tea"
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Orange man was supposed to make it 2019 again :[
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28 days ago
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Nathan Goldwag
28 days ago
They think you're stupid.
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rattatatouille
28 days ago
It is funny how the bimodal distribution of the Big Poasters on this site is "center-left wannabe policy wonks who speak like Disco Elysium characters" on one end, and "Tumblr Commune emigres who speak like Disco Elysium characters" on the other
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Secretary of Defense Rock
29 days ago
Doing this video with a painting of Washington in the background is a level of irony that even he’d probably cross the Delaware again just to get away from
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Ian Kikuchi
30 days ago
That series is just non-stop bangers. A short thread:
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Yashar Ali 🐘
about 1 month ago
Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.
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Reconstructionist
about 1 month ago
The future can be cool sometimes
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Reconstructionist
about 1 month ago
Thinking about this image again
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WOOHOO SUCK IT ORBAN
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kirakira High Cheers!!
about 1 month ago
microsoft congratulating themselves when the bad pr pressures them to fix some problem they vibecoded in the first place
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jaze
about 2 months ago
pov: you're making history. you're working with the most advanced technology in the world. outlook still doesn't fucking work.
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Eize Basa
about 2 months ago
“I will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ‘not just X but y’ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”
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about 2 months ago
man, how can you not look at the Artemis II pictures of earth and not be just...overwhelmed in every sense possible
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yaoi gagarin
about 2 months ago
this recession has gone TOO FAR
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Usili (Talia) 🏳️⚧️
about 2 months ago
Oh wow, the photos already released from NASA for the launch of Artemis II from the NASA HQ flickr.
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post malone ergo propter malone
2 months ago
i think the pandemic making everyone go slowly bonkers during the early Biden years made me forget how much a Trump presidency makes everyone go slowly bonkers
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Randall Munroe
2 months ago
Landscape Features
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gwen howerton
2 months ago
they made software with the same capabilities as men online who complain about female video game characters not being sexy enough
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rev. howard arson
2 months ago
You Can Backprop Anything You Want. It's Just The Chain Rule. Jacobians Don't Care What Kind Of Algebraic Bullshit You're Jamming Into Them.
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Rodger Sherman
2 months ago
this junkballing Czech electrician is a folk hero in Japan for striking out Ohtani in the last WBC (stopped for photos/autographs etc) but he's retiring after this bc Czech league ball doesn't pay the bills. I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast
3 months ago
Floating a theory that all Superman media can be mapped on a pair of axes labeled “Superman is/isn’t American,” and “and that’s good/bad.”
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jamelle
3 months ago
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William B. Fuckley
3 months ago
STOP playing music loud in bars, I am trying to DRINK and you are making NOISE that is LOUD
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast
3 months ago
Cuba being the communist country that tries way too hard is low key one of the funnier recurring bits in international politics. Nicky K. got fed up with Castro trying to goad him into starting a nuclear war and had to walk Fidel through why America nuking Cuba repeatedly would be bad.
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taylr
4 months ago
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
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rev. howard arson
4 months ago
this is almost certain to occur.
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Kasey Kagawa
4 months ago
The worst idea bulk thing I ever saw in a grocery store was the big jug of red cap soju in SK
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Woman whose eyes are nothing like the sun...
4 months ago
Does anyone know of an immigration attorney in Houston who they recommend? I have a friend of a friend in need and am reaching out to all my networks. Feel free to dm me
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Kevin Hall
4 months ago
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
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ellie lockhart (she/they)
4 months ago
this reminds me that because my parents were so strict and anytime i was away from them other kids noticed i felt way more beholden to obeying rules than them, i developed a lifelong impression that still remains on some psychological level that most people *dislike morality* and admire misdeeds
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pont -> cfz!!
4 months ago
260103 wind under wing
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