Whichever of the purple dots you look at turns more purple.

newspapers' use of 'this masthead', replacing a journalist's 'I' or 'we' always sounds a bit derogatory to me, like 'get a load of this masthead'

Australians need to subtitle kung fu movies more

this, on the money raising for SpaceX, is good www.intelligentinvestor.com.au/investment-n...

sure it's fun to point out his physical and mental frailty, heck we've been doing it for 10 years, but it will be a hollow victory if he gets removed for health reasons and not for the corruption and war crimes and sex crimes

Fascinating and also a bit icky.

hehehehe!

We don't deserve dogs.

Is there a pianist in the house? Audience member steps up to perform in La La Land in Sydney

Donkey suppositories? You know what you can do with those.

People are now debating what the proper earring placement is.

'dorsal hands' sounds like something on one of those grotesque deep sea fish

I honestly hate the concept of debating. I'm not interested in adversarial communication with someone who has already decided they lose something if they learn something.

cute wet floor warner on banana peel makes sense

Friday essay: How to Sell a Genocide exposes the double standards of reporting on Gaza by @jeffsparrow1.bsky.social theconversation.com/friday-essay...

so did the bag have copies of Druglord Monthly and lots of bullets?

Evaporation experiment

This is Buzz. He performs a big stretch ritual before enjoying his daily ice cube. Please do not interrupt. 14/10 (IG: goldenhrbuzz)

I hate it when I visit a small, isolated town with a history of occult activity to conduct my historical research but all the townsfolk seem rude and creepy except for one person who's charming and modern and then that person turns out to be the devil.

Toyota officially announced pricing right now for the new battery powered Hilux. It starts at $79,990 which is no small sum, but off-road it's really something else. I mean, for that price it better be! Here's me trying to trip it up at the official launch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUHB...

when evidence dossier doubles as real estate listing

Otherwise, the article was perfect

my dogs find your posts amusing but i’m afraid my cat thinks they’re drivel

Why do we now call Fraser Island, K'gari? The short answer is it goes some way to making amends. Unfortunately, I have no Indigenous heritage so it is a story best told by the Butchulla people. This is an interactive storytelling documentary. www.sbs.com.au/kgari/

I did this last year. Dreamed that Pret sold a cookie called Hairy Man. He had a solid choc chest of hair and choc sprinkle body hair. Woke up, drew it, then baked it. Him.

"bluesky is an echo chamber" yes I want to see things I do like on the computer and not see things I don't like on the computer. if I want your stupidass opinion I'll go outside

Like most media criticism these days this just a terrible piece of writing. Way too long and more interested in finding creative ways insult the artist and people who like him than actually engaging with the style and substance of the artist and their work

I’ve only just become aware of this glorious Basil / Clash creation by @sirpaintalot.bsky.social - magnificent work jimll.co.uk/products/bas...

over 12,000 reposts and counting - possibly a bluesky record, and also quite fitting

Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...

lol he missed his son largely negotiating a new wife for this?

Pig snake

I'm honestly shocked that the Angry, Don't Tell Me What To Do Party has members angry at being told what to do

Fornication is the perfect word fornication like this.

the fuck it will

never felt sadder for anyone on social media

top 5 quote post chain starters (not including this one) go!

Bears Den Shelly, MN

"I ask all of you to think of it, graduates and families alike, let yourself dream of a future in which we can harness this amazing new technology to eliminate entry-level jobs entirely. Indeed, that work has already begun, and that future is now." /college kid booing intensifies "Wow okay,"

George Costanza now adjudicating

sleeve and ear

This relationship map of the penguins at the Kyoto Aquarium is wild. It shows love triangles, friendships, enemies, and much more. Each penguin wears an armband that allows visitors to identify each penguin. Best soap opera in the country!!! Source: buff.ly/2bp5VFc

Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone

George Rose Professor James Ricalton, American adventurer and explorer, together with the 'Giants of Kashmir', Maraja riflemen, respectively 224 and 236 cm tall, during the Delhi Durbar. 1903.

Caught in a barb wire fence, twisted sideways, pants ripped down to my ankles. Outsmarted again by gophers. Suddenly, I see dust billowing up from the horizon. It’s a convoy of rental cars! Hundreds of national reporters are on their way to ask me about gas prices and woke

Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5