the only "2fa" i wanna deal with is 2 fuckin' 'amburgers

do interviewers get a little sinking feeling when they resort to 'can you talk us through' something?

Susan Ley will be disappointed

inframan is an incredible movie but nothing could have prepared me for the insane one-two punch of the subtitler going completely rogue followed by an extremely funny boat shot

tinned fish are mocking me with sardinic humour

8yo said "tell bluesky 8 year old son made a tent out of his blanket and legs and he won't come out"

not to me, but still I will never forget it, and try use it as much as I can

I like how the robot mocks his pain

This test deserves to be a tie #ashes

so it looks like Noosa was the prep they needed #ashes

A year-end special from me: The 25 Worst Villains of the Trump Admin, in ranking order. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...

How can today be the second Sunday this week and yet they're claiming tomorrow is Sunday as well?

The best of: First Dog on the Moon cartoons 2025 | First Dog on the Moon

can't wait for the Hobart stadium to get done so we can have a southern test without having to play on this silly MCG pitch #ashes

ok so now it's being played like the one-dayer it probably will be #ashes

Moore Good Times Virginia, IL

Absolutely impossibly to understand why this article would be spiked. Apparently a complaint by the fringe group AJA, reasons unexplained, was enough but I can't see what even they would find objectionable.

I hope this guy can eventually admit he wants to be a truffle butter

ME: (sobbing, clutching a pistol) Both of you just shut up! Tell me something only the real Santa would know! SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot. OTHER SANTA: Is that true? Me: Yes OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man

mango and tajin semifreddo a christmas miracle

Twas the night before Christmas, and throughout the land The sleeping arrangements were carefully planned Down in the kitchen, a picturesque scene A mattress, a pillow, a washing machine

I've got to be honest, we may as well call it a night #DuvetKnowItsChristmas

Castleford, Yorkshire, Christmas 1976, by Chris Killip. Terraced house and coal mine with a fence made of old house doors and a child looking out of the window.

How would you motivate people to study foreign languages? This German caller has the ultimate, definitive answer. [I love this so much 💙]

He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.

Top ten names that would make a decent baby name if it wasn’t already the name of a medical condition or medication… 10. Amnesia 9. Rubella 8. Codeine 7. Malaria 6. Paxil 5. Alopecia 4. Bonjela 3. Aphasia 2. Typhus 1. Chlamydia

What do you think is the greatest ever TV news clip? For me this can never be beaten...

I see your taking yourself very seriously on the bluesky application, would you like some water and a little nap

Looks like getting a bird might offer returns on the investment.; handy to get the Allegro project moving. 😀

The Hague seems a bit much

just saw 'gen AI' and at first thought it must be the next age generation after 'gen alpha', then realised it's generative AI, then realised they're probably the same thing and we will have wholly chip generated humans from now on

my feed hasn't had so many consecutive posts about the fall of an empire since the days of Romulus Augustulus

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

Some example pics. The description is pretty grand but the language is remarkably restrained. Here are the 'custom TV cabinetry' and the 'center island, eat in kitchen'

For $7,000,000 you can live in a penthouse in Ann Arbor Michigan, surrounded by stroads, and immersed in whatever the hell is going on with this interior decor. Seriously, you'll want to see this. 👇

It's that time of year again, winter solstice in the northern hemisphere and summer solstice. Celebrated for thousands of years. Then...

good to see this packet of caramel flavoured popcorn has been awarded the official 'Tasty' tick, presumably by the NHMRC

good design is problem solving. from www.norseprojects.com/journal/a-co...

my prediction is in tatters as mighty England storms through to a fifth day #iwaswrong #hubris

that boxing fight must have been rigged. the jake guy has way way more followers and yet they reckon he lost

HUGE NEWS from the new Epstein files: Records show that Maria Farmer, who worked for Epstein, filed a "child pornography" report to the FBI in 1996. The FBI has never before acknowledged that complaint. The case went nowhere, and mass abuse followed. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...

Every time I'm in a restaurant I remember Kevin McAleer's reply to a waiter who told him the Soup Of The Day. "Where there any other contenders?" "Um, no?" "A hollow victory, then".

“Ola fum, Batista ribe, a wumpa soapa say” - 3 year olds singing Jingle Bells

2001: A Beach Odyssey

The Donald J. Trump and Lincoln Memorial The Statue of Donald J. Trump and Liberty The Donald J. Trump and Disney Land The Donald J. Trump and Yosemite Sam National Park