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This game needs more Cucho. 🇨🇴 #Crew96

A decade ago, JD Vance told a friend Trump could become "America's Hitler." Today, a crush-them-with-troops Vance looks poised to become America's Hitler, an 80-year-old clogged heartbeat from power We need to stop Vance from becoming 48th president. My new column www.inquirer.com/columnists/a...

MLS: *builds massive, globally competitive free-to-play academy system over just 15 years, supplies 80% (and climbing) of USMNT pool* Bluesky expert: "your only choices are college or Europe!"

they showed up with only one bafana today

Alexi Lalas up there with Zlatan and Thierry Henry

Here’s the link medium.com/@samstejskal...

I used to follow teams. Now I follow broadcasting rights.

At the risk of stating the obvious: when reactionaries say elections are "rigged," what they mean -- in their hearts, in their guts -- is that their opponents are illegitimate and it only counts if they win. That's what they've always meant.

First Trophy if the year! #CapyCrew | #Crew96

I rarely use capital letters or exclamation points, but I do here. Tim Bezbatchenko is returning to #Crew96 as Haslam Sports Group's President of Global Soccer. Let the sun shine in. #VamosColumbus No paywall on this one. Have a nice day. www.thedisrespected.com/bezbatchenko...

Why am I unable to vote for Diego Rossi? www.mlssoccer.com/allstar/2026... Am I missing something? #MLSallstar #Crew96

Apple TV will broadcast Saturday's MLS match entirely from iPhone 17 Pro. The first time a major professional live sporting event has been shot end-to-end on iPhone. Details: https://9to5mac.com/...

Subbing Rudy Camacho off the field before he became exhausted and someone put him on skates and scored a goal. A thing Laurent Courtois did. #Crew96

Always seemed to be a class individual. Good luck in the future!

I agree with all of this Courtois is a good coach, & our roster is... fine (we need reinforcements, as they talk about at the end of this aritcle) But HR was hamstrung from the start. Not giving him more than a month of preseason, zero transfer windows, and no new blood? We did HR dirty #Crew96

Lauren Courtois is taking over at Columbus. Before joining the Crew as asst & after being sacked by Montreal I asked him about Rafa Benitez' data - that only 1% of goals are scored from building out of the back. His response was interesting. As heard on SiriusXM FC 👇 #Crew96 #CFMTL #MLS #USOC

I know many #Crew96 fans are going down to the pub to celebrate with Rod Stewart. Not me. I've been saying that I'd give Rydström some leash because I like the man and the coach. I can't count how many coach firings I've covered at the pro level. It might be 30. Some, I've celebrated. Not this one.

“On refection, when I went there it was not a good moment. “ Wilfried Nancy. "Football is irrational sometimes and it's a no-brainer that I didn't have enough time." #Crew96

One stat, small sample size etc but Gomes/Chambost 3 combined tackles today. Maxi Moralez had 4. Totally agree we need a CB, but when your 2 CMs in a 4-4-2 have the defensive bite of Maxi Moralez you certainly aren't helping them. Would kill to see a Taha/Bangoura pairing just for 1 game. #Crew96

We are three home wins away from another major trophy. Love the young guys, but it’s time to play starters only the rest of the way. Prioritize the Open Cup starting right fuckin’ now. #Crew96

Reason 14,327 to love the US Open Cup: From Pickerington North to the Columbus Crew Academy, then lifting trophies at Ohio State. 🏆 Now, Donovan Williams returns to Columbus with Knoxville SC to face his hometown club. A true full-circle moment in the #USOpenCup tonight! 🏠⚽️ #Crew96 #OneKnox

Save the Caps. tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/save-the-caps/

Reposting: I took the paywall down for this one. Spread the word: #SaveTheCaps #vancouverwhitecaps #vancity #SaveTheCrew #Crew96 #VamosColumbus www.thedisrespected.com/the-mls-ponz...

I always take these sorts of anonymous online anecdotes with a grain of salt, but this one rings largely true (even if it is possibly made up). Move a club — even threaten it — and you reveal the whole endeavor is nothing but a billionaire’s plaything(s).

With every goal, assist, and step over… #Crew96

Kash Patel always looks like Sam Beckett has just Quantum Leaped into him two seconds ago.

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

Routine reminder that Donald Trump bankrupted multiple casinos. Now he's eyeing "the world." Folks: We tried to warn you ...

Whether it’s Donald Trump extorting $10 billion from the United States treasury or Joe Biden getting a free cone from a Delaware ice cream shop, both presidents used the office for inappropriate financial gain.

The secret to unlocking Gazdag is . . . a two-hour rain delay? #crew96

The NWSL called and Columbus answered 📞 Columbus joins the league as team No. 18!

I’m a big soccer fan but Columbus choosing to turn a park into a training facility and gifting billionaires the funds to do it is not something I agree with… #Crew96 #NWSL

#Crew96 ownership, and whomever they task with running the NWSL team, is going to have a huge and arguably impossible task in attempting to wash the corrupt billionaire stink off of this team by the time they take the field in 2028.

Stop Love is Blind cast from going #crew96 games

Sargent & Latte Lath have provided me with so much ammo for my "MLS is better than the Champo and MLS teams should not shop there b/c Champo players are overpriced" take.

We’re embarrassing.

Power Rankings Viz thru MD6: Luckiest and unluckiest unchanged, though the race for those honors has tightened a bit. Luckiest Team: 92nd Percentile - DC United #VamosUnited Unluckiest Team: 6th Percentile - Columbus Crew #Crew96 xPts table is also updated: tinyurl.com/xGPostFacto

#crew96 win!

Anyway my official take is Italy won’t return to the World Cup til they bring back the Diadora kits & boots.

Looking forward to UEFA proposing a 64-team men's World Cup format in which all 16 new spots are given to UEFA teams only for Italy to crash out against San Marino

We are less than 300 signatures away from 5,000! Share with your friends! #Crew96 #NWSLtoCBUS

I’ll say this about Antoine Griezmann, no Frenchman in history has ever been more From Florida