Oh my GAWD: Last night's attack on Venezuela "is just a new dawn for the Western Hemisphere!” gloats former deputy national security advisor Victoria Coates. Good job, MAGA: Forever wars as far as the eye can see! www.rawstory.com/venezuela-26...

W👁️W! Not 12 hours since Trump kidnapped the Venezuelan president and already EGGS ARE CHEAPER! BEEF IS CHEAPER, too! So is GASOLINE! Down to HISTORIC LOWS! I can also hear LANDLORDS weeping as they LOWER RENT EVERYWHERE! THANK YOU DONALD for giving us what WE REALLY NEED: A NEW FOREVER WAR!

Three cheers for the New Republic, for reporting an obvious problem the MSM have thus far resolutely, politely ignored. newrepublic.com/article/2047...

Reminds me of the Eastern European bot farmer who was asked why he only did right-wing disinformation. He said he’d tried to do leftwing disinformation but within five minutes of posting a lie, liberals would debunk it and the thread would immediately die.

I suppose it was too much to ask for that Trump, Rubio and Hegseth had plans for the morning after in Venezuela. They must have hellacious hangovers this morning.

Well worth following The Contrarian’s posts about Venezuela, bearing in mind that it was FOUNDED by CONSERVATIVES. REAL conservatives. Which Trump and MAGA are not. Democrats, you have your assignment. We will repost you. Let’s get to work.

Facts about Trump and Epstein ARE continuing to pop up. Not to downplay the seriousness of the Maduro kidnapping, but try to spread around Epstein-related information as much as you do Venezuela news. Don’t let him think distraction works. bsky.app/profile/mjkw...

Keep bringing it up, folks! Show him his latest travesty was ultimately in vain.

*NUDGE NUDGE* *WINK WINK*

I wonder if every other country understands that it is now ok to attack any other country and capture its president.

POWER HACKER! 👏👏👏😂😂😂

Trump "figures if he can convince enough voters that Maduro is their greatest existential crisis and Trump “did something about it,” he can wag-the-dog his way through [a] litany of scandals—and underperformance on kitchen table issues" Did it work? How's Twitter/Truth this morning?

I was watching a video and thinking, Must be nice to invade a country and kidnap its leader without getting shot at, when my brother texted this:

Prediction: It will become the go-to urinal for the male dogs of DC. And, probably, lots of male humans.

I guess the Somali fraud lie wasn't getting the desired results. So: On to Caracas!

Dear MAGA: There are two reasons why Trump kidnapped Venezuelan president Maduro: 1. The Epstein files 2. This ⬇️ Have fun fighting our new endless war! (Pro tip: Learn Spanish)

I’m thinking this morning about all the people I spoke to last year who were absolutely convinced, and tried to convince me, that Trump would be antiwar compared to Biden and Harris. In the past week alone he has attacked Nigeria and then Venezuela and also threatened to attack Iran (again).

Red alert: ICE cosplaying as Uber drivers. 😐 😑

Well crap. Sorry, MAGA: I guess you and/or your kids are going to war for oil nobody really wants.

Trump kidnaps Venezuelan president and wife. Press conference at 11 at Mar-a-Lago. So far 2026 is looking like 2025 on Repeat.

This.

"Curiouser and curiouser," quoth Alice. It's past time to drag in Bill Barr, make him testify under oath.

Oh look: The NY Times editorial board has figured out that January 6 was bad. I wonder where they found their spines and if they'll keep better track of them going forward. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/31/o...

Here's a "message" for 2026 elections: TAX THE RICH. Three simple, monosyllabic words that everyone understands. Let's all just keep saying it. Posting it. Demanding it. Be loud & obnoxious. Be impossible to ignore. Even Congress can get that message.

THIS 👇 HERE

This. Is the cutest thing on the Internet. Check out Bobby's paws when he hears "baby squirrel fell out of his nest." ANXIETY—WILL THE BABY BE OKAY? Oh, whew! 😮‍💨

Favorite comment on the Santos announcement (so far). My own comment: "Um. Congratulations? " ... "Who are you?"

🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did 🩸🩸🩸

Uneducated voters will always be a greater danger to this country than immigrants.

Agree 💯 With Bette Midler. We Survived Year 1 in Chumplandia......

Some first-class shrieking in this vid—volume UP!

While we were celebrating, the Pedo Party sent strangers to a childcare center. The strangers were baffled when staff didn't want to let them in. Medals all around for the staffers who told them to take a hike! 🥇 🥇 🥇

Donald: LOW-dose aspirin is the therapy for preventing heart attacks/strokes, you pathetic low-IQ mook. No reputable MD would prescribe high doses of aspirin for that purpose. And by "reputable," I do NOT mean "any jerkoff with a medical degree," like this guy ⬇️

Let's fuck up the Republican plan to bury the JACK SMITH TESTIMONY under holiday activities. Share the transcript link, early and often! judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

Transcript: judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

This is exactly how I remember it:

From alert to inert in 12 months.

What the KENNEDY Center used to be… Remember that time Aretha Franklin performed at the 2015 Kennedy Center Honors, paying tribute to Carole King, who co-wrote “You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman,” and it brought a tear to Obama’s eye and everyone to their feet? And Carole King’s reaction. Wow.

Attention: WE DO NOT HAVE AN ELECTORAL SYSTEM THAT’LL DO ANYTHING BUT ELECT REPUBLICANS WHEN LEFT-LEANING VOTERS VOTE THIRD-PARTY. www.rawstory.com/raw-investig...

Ugh. Katie Miller “fell in love with Stephen over family-separation policies” A love story for the ages. The DARK Ages. slate.com/news-and-pol...

One public service inadvertently performed by the Trump administration is the number of hitherto unknown corrupt "businessmen" who came out from under their stones to cash in on our famously corrupt president's impulses. Let's not let them slink away again, okay?

FOLLOWERS: I promise to promote the FUCK out of anything the victims share with us. Will you promise to share the information, too? Let's make 2026 The Year of Accountability!

It's simple, really: Treat us like guys you actually like. Including paying us the same salary/wages you pay your likeable male employees. You'll be surprised how friendly we are when you treat us as equals instead of troublesome subordinates.

2025 will go down as the year the planet was thrown into chaos, with hundreds of thousands of preventable deaths, because three heinous old men wanted to stay out of prison and live forever: Donald Trump Vladimir Putin Benjamin Netanyahu Let 2026 be the year all three lose. There'll still be ...

Criminals pardoned by a Criminal

“You think you’re an expert on women, given you never got laid?” The only question we ever should have asked these morons. Could've shut them down right at the start.

Watch this space. His wife sounds like my mom, who never let a health insurance decision go unchallenged. Let's see what they come up with.

DON'T PROCRASTINATE!

*checks refurbed Apple Watch, thinks of refurbed iPad given to family member because I never used it* Is there a way to CHARGE the tech giants for every repairable device that goes to a landfill? Could they issue licenses for a modest fee ("Certified Dell Refurbisher!")? "Global manufacturers ...

Hey MAGA (especially you masked ICE toads): Norman Rockwell was not on your side. (Rockwell's 1965 painting, "Murder in Mississippi", also known as "Southern Justice," depicts the 1964 murders of civil rights workers James Chaney, Andrew Goodman, and Michael Schwerner.)