"Our leader ... cannot take a joke." —Jimmy Kimmel, 09.24.25

Yeah—I don't think this thing is going to go away, guys. Someone put a LOT of effort into that. (Hey MAGA: Is Donnie Demento's law against defacing public monuments still in effect?)

Kimmel: "The President of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs. Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he cannot take a joke."

I suppose this was always in the cards. 😔

Thought experiment: If, when Trump was 30 or 40, Satan had said, "I'll make you POTUS or a late night talk show host," which do you think he'd choose?

When the government shutdown happens, remember to give full credit to the REPUBLICANS. Not “the GOP.” ‼️ ‼️ REPUBLICANS ‼️ ‼️ In a great big font, every day of the shutdown.

Response from Tylenol.

Can someone who still has a Twitter account ask Dan Cluchey to come over to Blue Sky? I think he'll like it here.

#Epstein 🤨

This Week's Onion Magazine:

"Last time I went after them, they gave me $16 Million Dollars. This one sounds even more lucrative." Never. Give. A. Bully. Your. Lunch. Money. But good luck finding a court that'll let you sue a major corporation for changing its mind. Also, Kimmel was suspended, not canceled.

What the motherfucking actual fucking fuck? Is Stephen Miller doing speed? WTAF?

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Sometimes I think, If only the A-list hosts in Manhattan had invited him to their parties, his ego might've been satisfied and he'd've left the rest of the country alone. Then I hear him say shit like this and think, Yeah, I see the problem. I can't honestly blame them. Donald Trump had the ...

Hey MAGA: What if this were YOUR 5-year-old? And don't say "I'd comply promptly"—no you wouldn't. If some unidentified thug who claimed to be a federal agent grabbed your kid you'd blow his head off, don't lie and say you wouldn't. Stand your ground, right?

And it’s being perpetrated by the victims of one of the darkest tragedies of the 20th century. 😔

"Submissive Stephen" 😂 😂 😂 You just knew Lil Stevie Goebbels is a bottom, right? 🤣 🤣 🤣

Tom Homan was free to accept a $50,000 cash bribe because he knows he’s in the whiteness protection plan.

This, x1000000. 😠 I worked with real scientists for years. It drives me nuts to watch government officials try to fake it. 😡 RFK Jr. should've stuck to environmentalism. 🤬

That's what happens when you preference your stockholders over your customers, Mick.

Mystery solved!

If I seem a little hung up on the Sinclair and NexStar mergers, this is why. Seeing these vapid, community-theater actors spout this garbage in front of the CBS logo is particularly galling, as I worked for a CBS radio affiliate out of college. People deserve local news from LOCAL stations.

Don’t hate, kids. It ages you beyond anything you could possibly imagine.

I took Tylenol as needed throughout my pregnancy. I am a doctor. I order Tylenol for pregnant women regularly. Tylenol is safe in pregnancy. RFK Jr is ignoring a huge recent well-done study because he doesn't like the answer it gives. There is no causality between Tylenol and autism.

The Mouse found his balls!

Meltdown on "Truth" Social in 5... 4... 3... 2...

😆😆😆 DO watch til the end for a display of sheer sycophancy that rivals anything Mao, Stalin or Henry VIII could’ve dreamt of!

PERFECT. 😃😁😁😁

... and it was the Soviet Union/Russia, not the USA, that built it.

"Tech giants are certainly capable of standing up for the long-term viability of their industry. And for democracy. So far they are doing the opposite. “'Everyone who thought they could work some deal with Trump ends up getting burned.'” Say it with me now: #ETTD. EVERYTHING TRUMP TOUCHES DIES.

The week ahead will bring its share of bad news, frustration and anxiety. But whatever comes your way: Don’t forget to dance.

Not even when her opponent is Elise Stefanik? THIS is why traditional Democrats hesitate to endorse guys like Mamdani. If progressives want to be taken seriously as a political force, they need to play politics like adults. Not endorsing because a person isn’t 💯 aligned with you is childish.

I don't know if this is true, but he should keep saying it even if it isn't. It'll drive Trump nuts and make Lil Stevie Goebbels so furious, he'll pull out the rest of his hair.

Routine Reminder: When we're exhorted to "Make America Great Again!" what the exhorters have in mind in the US in the 1940s, 50s and 60s, when Jim Crow kept POC in a state of constant anxiety, society kept LGBTQ+ people in the closet, and anything that went wrong with children was Mommy's fault.

HEY SOUTH CAROLINA Time was, a member of Congress did constituent service, voted in their best interests and held town halls to stay in touch with their needs. Mace chases the next rw media hit, picks fights with colleagues and bullies vulnerable minorities. Just say No to Nancy for Governor.

Routine reminder that President Biden was working towards blocking the creation of monopolies in a variety of industries. But ... well ... some of you needed to "send a message" about Gaza, so ...

Michael de Adder, ladies and gentlemen: Arguably the winner, and still champ, of nailing Trump and Trumpism better than any target of political cartoonists has been nailed, ever.

The thing about Nexstar pressuring ABC/Disney to cancel Jimmy Kimmel to appease FCC chair Brendan Carr, who was threatening Nexstar's merger with Tegna is ... 1/2 (Thank you, John Oliver: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohPT... )

All I know is, it never would've happened if Trump had been president. /s

Take heart, fellow Americans:

There IS a NexStar and/or Sinclair station near you. And I’m old enough to remember when that just wasn’t possible. Thanks, Ronnie Reagan, you fucking tool. bsky.app/profile/clau...

"And these assholes." lol! 😂 😂 😂 Kentucky, you want a senator who tells it like it is for a change? I think Joel is your guy!

I needed something uplifting today, and this hit the spot. Watch it, if you could use some uplift, too.

Can we at least retire the shibboleth that Republicans are invariably good for business?

A disorienting moment: Trump is consolidating autocratic power in areas where there's an easy path to do so. But in other areas he's facing deep institutional resistance and people are refusing to abandon the rule of law. Here he's weak and failing. Thoughts on that: newrepublic.com/article/2006...

We can't safely rule out the possibility of violence from the left. But we must never take our eye off the right. It's where most of the guns are—and the owners who see everyone they disagree with as a target. Share with everyone who says political violence is a both-sides problem. ⬇️

"They used to say Texas was hell on women and horses. I don't know why they stopped." —Molly Ivins Infuriating detail: The sepsis rate was trending DOWNWARD just before the rigid Texas abortion ban went into effect. Infuriating detail: The sepsis rate was markedly ...

Ever since the election, I wake up every morning with what feels like an icy ball in the pit of my stomach. You, too? No wonder.

Veterans: still protecting our country from our enemies. No longer fighting foreign wars. This time, it's the enemies within. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTINUED SERVICE. 💐 💯 👏 👏 👏