Just paid the down payment on a new roof, so I’m glad I wasn’t planning on doing anything that brings me joy for the rest of the year.

I haven't seen Cape Verde put a beating like that on Spain since the 1640 dissolution of the Iberian Union

Steven Moreira stopped Spain!

Remember this scene the next time a corporate reporter tries to insist that a rural diner full of white men in their 60s is somehow a more authentically "American" place, somehow more representative of who we are as a nation.

Happy for the Knicks. They deserved this title. Spurs will be back.

This has been a hit job by the refs tonight. Knicks getting screwed.

🇲🇦!

My yard is like the 1985 League Championship Series.

I’ve stumbled onto an Instagram algorithm that feeds me clips of B-52s performances and I’ve never been happier with it.

It's our best half of World Cup soccer since at least 2010, maybe ever. Feel really good. Can't wait to lose 1-0 to Australia on a set piece.

Are we…good?

Gene Shalit died. Gene Shalit was still alive?

I have seen Young Sheldon for the first time due to it being crammed between World Cup coverage blocks. I do not care for it.

🇨🇦

There are a lot of commercials that involve people speaking English to Messi and assuming he can understand them.

I think this is what NYC must have felt like during the events seen in the documentary Ghostbusters

STOP GIVING ROBINSON FIVES WHEN HE BRICKS HIS FREE THROWS! TELL HIM TO USE THE BACKBOARD!!

Timeless story of refs being biased against big market teams and helping the little guy. Sad!

I’m glad I don’t have a brain that gets ad jingles from my childhood stuck on repeat all the tiSTOP THE WORLD! I WANT A WYLER’S!

Watch or read Persepolis today if you can.

Before you get flooded with Pelotonia donation requests, please donate to my ride. Early bird gets the worm. my.pelotonia.org/profile/DO13...

I regret to inform you that Dirty Mountain Dew is surprisingly good.

Brands need to stop sending me surveys over and over after I buy stuff. I don’t have to tell you whether I like it!

My happy place on a rainy day

Hehehe, me too

Bez.

But at a low smoke point.

Richard Jefferson sounds like, and has the stiff, nerdy personality of, Randall Park’s character on Veep.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live: Outkast Ween Radiohead Cypress Hill Yeah Yeah Yeahs Willie Nelson and his sons Portugal.the Man Neil Young Digital Underground Rage Against the Machine

Violet after Laura’s move blocked their next planned move in Scrabble: “Aw, fuck. I was gonna spell ‘TITS.’” Very comfortable child. I still wouldn’t say that sentence in front of my mom.

Started watching the Tracy Morgan Reggie Dinkins show last night and was pleased. My ideal would be for every sitcom to be 30 Rock and this definitely has the vibe (it’s a Carlock show). Worth checking out.

Well, Issa, if this doesn’t fix things quickly, your head’s the next one on a pike. #crew96

FINALLY - dashare.zone ADMIN

“Nail technician” feels like a real exaggeration. Do you need a BS to become a nail technician? I think you need a BA to become a sandwich artist.

@talcotts.bsky.social And you’ve been cooking pizzas like a sucker all this time.

Keep getting handballs! This is a winning strategy!! #crew96

Don’t hurt Taha! (Hurt Rudy…) #crew96

Six and a half minutes. #crew96

Michael Bradley BOO!

The Zach Galifianakis gardening show is nice. Relaxing, gently funny, and a little educational.

Being horribly disappointed by the Pacers puts me in the right mood for the Crew today.

I expected the chili and the cheese, but I did not expect the strong hot dog smell that wafted out of the newly-opened bag.

I just washed my office water cup after not doing so for probably a year. That was a harrowing experience.

What an uninspiring primary. Ohio Dems apparently like the blandest, most corporate, establishment candidates. Real shame in a year when we have a viable governor candidate.

I boycotted the Met Gala this year, so I’m home watching Knicks/Sixers.

They finally stopped the Red Sox v Tigers game two innings too late. Christ.

Well, I know what #crew96 will work on in practice this week.

Something’s cooking with the Crew! #crew96

TAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #crew96