Welp, didn’t enjoy that.

I hear they have the best Berry Brust here. I personally never thought berry and brust mixed all that well.

I put my money in and nothing happened. THIS IS AN INJUSTICE!

Five years sober. Life is good.

Smiling Friends is fucking delightful.

What in the what

Notre Dame. What a bunch of whiny bitches

God helped Francis the Dr Pepper kid sink some footballs into a giant can. Neat.

I root for OSU against any other opponent, but I’m from Indiana and this is the biggest Hoosiers game in my lifetime. Go IU!

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

If you have to spend two-plus hours of a pregame show constantly describing why a football game is special, then I suspect that football game isn’t actually very special.

You cannot force me to care about the Lizza/Nuzzi nonsense.

If SNL doesn’t have Darrell Hammond dust off his Bill Clinton costume for the cold open, then it’s time to cancel the show.

It’s really nice to watch Buckeye games without Gus Johnson in the booth.

“Dad, you have Negative L rizz. That means your rizz is negative and is loser rizz.” That’s harsh, but probably correct. Oh well.

What a fun day to be on the internet!

(Texting the AI jesus this photo) lottery numbers or I send this to ur dad

I get the appeal of MLS being on the European calendar, but I've been to a Premier League game in the winter and I only needed a sweater and a hat, whereas it's cold as fuck here and in a lot of MLS markets in the winter. Can't picture renewing season tickets after the switch at this point. #crew96

I feel seen.

Democrats have to stop bailing out Republicans from facing the consequences of their own policies. And yeah, that means they have to stop sparing voters from experiencing what GOP government truly means. Every time Dems step in, it only emboldens the GOP & they make it even worse the next time.

Fucking spineless

I don't know what the Senate is going to do. But if they do in fact fold in exchange for nothing, they will be living up to past performance. To expect the Senate to carry out the will of the American people is to misunderstand why it was created in the first place.

I sympathize with supporting your team through thick and thin, but why does anyone support the Browns? They’re always awful. Their front office is clueless. Their owners are MAGA pieces of shit. They gave up a fortune for a sexual assaulter who isn’t even very good. What’s the point?

My brother is the center judge in the Notre Dame game. Hope he doesn’t fuck up on national TV.

MLS is over. Fuck the rest of the playoffs. Thank you, Darlington. Goodbye, Charlie Brown kit. Get busy or get out, Issa. See y’all in March. #crew96

Sloppy, lazy pass fucking killed the Crew. #crew96

It was a magical few seconds. #crew96

JRRJRRJRRJRRJRRJRRJRRJRR #crew96

Ha, stands are empty because TQL has one bathroom. #crew96

Engel’s a whiny little bitch. #crew96

Teenage is a terrible first name.

Starting the Kim Kardashian legal drama for shits and giggles. Twenty minutes in, it’s the dumpster fire it’s been billed to be.

Penn State fans:

GUS-SPLOSIUON

HOLY SHIT HOOSIERS!

I’ve been up for six hours and everyone else in my house is still asleep at 12:15 (Laura’s sick; Violet’s just lazy). Bored.

I appreciate that cybersecurity is important, but I don’t know that Baseball Reference really needs to confirm I’m a human before allowing me to compare Frank Thomas and Eddie Murray’s career stats.

Hello, Rudy!

The #crew96 are fun again! This is all I want. I can support them whether they win or lose, but I can’t deal with listless, flat play for months at a time.

When are the #crew96 gonna clock in? It seems like they should’ve clocked in by now.

Not what I wanted, but a fantastic series.

Respect to Yamamoto. You don’t see guys step up like this anymore. (I hope he loses.)

Helluva series

A Scherzer win tonight would be pretty epic.

Gus Johnson’s look today is…something.

From an Evanston resident filming an arrest at Oakton/Asbury ~an hour ago: "He was being very violent with her, I said ‘You got to stop that,’ and he said, ‘Step back or I’ll fucking shoot you.‘ I step back, and then I continue to record, at which point he turned around and pointed a gun at me.”

With many of our neighbors at risk of losing their SNAP benefits on November 1st, Steel City Massive is teaming up with Mid-Ohio Food Collective to make a difference. Our neighbors need us now more than ever. Let’s show up off the pitch too. 🖤💛 #Crew96

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice. This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.