Terminal man-flu. Again. Goodbye 🤒

My favourite review quote for Apple's new liquid glass design language: "Nostalgic regression with a premium price tag" 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Been to the gym for the first time in forever today. Won’t be doing that again anytime soon!

I see we’ve moved onto the “we’ve all had a drink and said done things we shouldn’t have said” stage.

Look Alexa, I don’t need you to warn me of rain in Cardiff. That’s a given. A warning of no rain. That would be more useful.

We’ve all had days like this

Evening

On my ninth day of discussing the same weather with the same people while walking the dog. This is being British

I could peruse hard here. Peruse and browse for hours

The latest podcast is out. Massive thanks to our brand new sponsor ACT! www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAUA...

Big respect to the gentleman who just drove slowly by my house with George Michael’s ‘I’m Never Gonna Dance Again’ on full volume. That’s a solid mood 😌

We need to stop kidding ourselves that blueberries make porridge any less awful 😔

Government: knife crime is out of control in this country. Tramontina: How about this massive knife for your loved one on Valentine’s Day?

It is no longer raining in Wales. (This bit anyway)

It's raining in Wales. Just in case you were wondering

A friend of mine has just asked “Are we in the Bad Place?” And I’m going to think about that for a year. Or two.

No one ever gives me enough credit for avoiding social interaction because if this much fabulous got out, everyone would want a piece!

My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door

“How kind of you to frequent my humble premises.” Said the creepy squirrel, rubbing his paws together.

Feeling this.

“You really don’t have to walk with me, Doug.” “Nah, it’s fine. We’re early and I never get to do this.”

#TheTraitors comments on here tonight are 💯😂

Damn that’s pretty 😍

“Sweet ride, bro.” “Thanks, pops.”

That was a chilly day in Chester 🥶

Still, to this day, the prettiest product Apple has ever made. Proves me wrong. This one is over is over ten years old and I’ve just broken it today 🫣

Is it too early to say “let’s park that for the new year”?

winter on the river Thames

Here is a nice mushroom

Blwyddyn Newydd Dda pawb x

Me: check out this new instrument, you play it by waving your hands around! My theremin: OOOOOoooo

This needs to be the title of Bob Mortimer’s next book.

That’s the kind of negativity we could all do without

In honor of the new year I'm re-sharing the best photo I ever took of Tater

Yup. That was me. Cleaning my son’s vomit off my car. With a hosepipe. At 1am. In the pouring rain. Kids are great.

me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk] my boss: and the other one me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]

Top notch consumer advice right here 🤌🏼👇🏼

Today, I am coffee shop w****r with laptop. I am not comfortable with this.

How genetics works

LOOK AT THIS TIT

Saw this on FB. #starwars

Just lean into and watch to see which childish colleague cracks first

genuinely think there should be some sort of rule whereby anyone moving to a place near an already existing pub/bar/club is not allowed to complain formally about it, you should have to prove that you were living there before the late night establishment opened if you want to whinge to the council

This. This is what I’m getting from Instagram ads now. When did we get to ‘stock up in time for the apocalypse’??

A vibe

If you need me, I shall be spending the next two weeks eating and cuddling with Christmas cake. Oh, like you’re not weird!!

Our political leaders discussing the issues which really matter to the people.

Was very excited to update OS and iOS for Apple Intelligence in the UK. Sadly, Apple Lack of Intelligence is closer to the mark. Not a seamless process, not clever enough to know it's in a conversation and always asks for approval to use ChatGPT, slowing everything down. Very disappointed.

4yo: Can I have a snack? Me: Okay. What would you like to-- 4yo: I am finking I would like some CREAM PUFFS and a cup of CHOCOLATE MILK. And CHEESE BALLS and HOT CHOCOLATE to make me WARM. And a FRENCH TOAST STICK-- Me: I was thinking a graham cracker. 4yo: WELL I WAS NOT.