show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie

I remember a couple of these. We're the Millers is the only one I'd watch again. My GF at the time made me watch that shitty Noah movie. Not even Jennifer Connelly could save that one.

we all know I have no life, so:

Me, trying to be normal:

Lindbergh Baby Monitor ™️

I have to go to work and this is not my cat.

I’m the most disorganized/chaotic person I know, but when it comes to my photography, I must turn everything into a series. I must number things. Anyways, first was Puerto Rico, then came Madrid, and now say hello to The Barcelona Door Project (#1). #photography

Mail call! I got my Spidey newspaper strip collections from @cloverpress.bsky.social

Here's another great one.

No.

WELL

Just popping in with the sidebar that one of the original NO MA'AM members who only appears in, I think their debut story, was Christopher Collins, AKA Chris Latta, or as I know him best: COBRA Commander

nympholibrarian.substack.com/p/satan-was-... Life is moving really fast for the Nympho Librarian right now but I’ve managed to eke out another chunk of Satan Was a Lesbian. Enjoy!

I forgot about this bumper sticker I saw over the weekend.

This reminds me of Pablo Escobar's pet hippos that have been breeding wild in Columbia for like 35-40 years.

I mounted our Labyrinth-style door knocker yesterday.

Attn Keith Giffen fans (and @thedailyrios.bsky.social)

Greed is the fire that burns the world.

Someone bought this for me untold aeons ago. I guess I'll give it a read. Now that I'm years removed from the initial buzz, I'll have forgotten any spoilers people might have shared.

There was another round of layoffs at work a couple weeks ago. The people hit have to train their much cheaper, offshore replacements in the six weeks they have left. How shitty is that?

You guys, look at this thing. You just jam a whole stick of butter in there and it melts it and you can just spray hot liquid butter on whatever. The 80s really was the decade of insane kitchen appliances.

Anyways...

Happy 4/20 to all who celebrate #StarTrek #BlazinBev #StarTrekTNG

There's a new bookstore in town. I may have to go check it out at lunch.

Also Epic Collections that are more than a year old.

OTD in 2013 - squirrels. One of the few things I miss about our old place is the tree the squirrels nest in every year.

Whisker Mask Wolvie sketch done at @geekartconfluence.bsky.social

Superhero Comics Publisher Attempts To Attract New Reader Demographics With Alienating Cover Image "We have our finger on the pulse" the publisher explained.

Out officially this Tuesday everywhere: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/804064...

I've been on a high profile project at work for the last couple months. A few minutes ago, I learned that they haven't looked at ANY of the test files we've sent in the last six weeks. So, yeah, I'm pissing away the afternoon on Bluesky.

I have questions, mostly involving construction and comfort.

Why would any hero want to give Superboy Prime a chance given he punched the heads off a bunch of people in Infinite Crisis and was the Time Trapper in Legion of Three Worlds?

Pope Leo is weak on crime because he let that burglar run right past him and then when he got home, Pope Benedict had been shot

We need a DC Finest volume of Firestorm.

How to retire at the age of 40: 1) if you save £750,000 a month between the ages of 18 and 39, you’ll have a spare £198,000,000 ready to buy a couple of properties and live off the rent you charge. 2) reduce your cocaine budget by £10,000 a month. If you still need that fix, mooch a bump off others.

How important is a Logo? The choice to use the original logo absolutely makes this cover. I wonder who designed it

I'm not pointing fingers at anyone in particular but some of these Kickstarters are out of control on pricing for single issues.

Potential toads!

My son was a little dirty after playing in the mud before his bath yesterday. Mr. Squawk, Vulcan rubber duckie, was impressed.

I don't miss many things about our old place but I'll miss seeing fox kits every spring.

Is this shit working again or what?

I'm skeptical that there are actually 99 issues of Youngblood before this but don't care enough to research it.

We can tell.

You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts. / S04E19 The Implant

Classic level 1-3 dungeon crawl.

Bluesky before Claude Code / Bluesky after Claude Code.

Bluesky before Claude Code / Bluesky after Claude Code.