I reject that framing, and accept this one instead 🦇🦇🦇

I just gave $50 to Lift-Up, which is my local food bank. Wish it could be more, but I'm feeling the grocery squeeze too. But there are about to be a lot of people more squeezed than me. Sucks the systems people depend on are falling (being torn) apart, but until we can fix that, it's bandaid time 😮‍💨

Woohoo!

Didn't realize we were all watching the Mammoth feed tonight

Oops.

Maybe an unpopular opinion, but I kinda like the flying cam

Hm wonder how much Etsy witches are going for these days

Omg it’s San Jose all over again

If you take this back, I will hex you

REGULAR SEASON LANDESGOAL

"Captain Gabriel Landeskog" still makes me smile when the play by play guy says it. I missed that

I will repost this forever.

I hope the Avs do it for one year (our 30th anniversary) and then put it in the vault. It's cool to nod to history, but it's not cool to keep nodding until your neck gets sore

Update: It seems the odds are quite high 😂

"But Gabby, the new pokemon game just came out!" Gabby:

Dude I love the Leafs more than anybody but we need to tear that jersey off of him, kick him outside and make him re-enter the building right now.

Early-season chance rates at 5v5. I don't quite understand why 2.0 xG/60 should be like an invisible electric fence. Coincidence, probably.

"At every step along the way, I rationalized, compartmentalized, and found excuses to stay tethered to the party, even as I grew to believe it was undermining the foundations of our constitutional republic." Enough is enough: www.thebulwark.com/p/my-last-da...

this tweet also remains the truest thing written about how the underlying architecture of the internet works

Well I guess this is one way to figure out exactly what in your life runs on Amazon web services. Turns out, a lot! Including the Revit cloud. So if you have an architecture project going on right now, there's probably not much happening on it today.

No, brain, these are the *bad* guys. I don't care how much you liked Mission Impossible and Oceans 11, when it happens in real life you're NOT supposed to sympathize with the thieves no matter what Hollywood says.

Speaking of difficult orchids, I also have this guy. Stanhopea saccata. You'll note it's in a hanging basket in my living room. Yes, that's a weird and annoying setup. You may ask why I did that? And the answer is in the 2nd picture. (The blooms hang pendulously. I'll lift the basket up as needed)

Remember our mantra: Don't Engage, Just Block.

I bloomed a Dracula! No that's not a Halloween joke (this time)! This is a Dracula lotax, an orchid native to the cloud forests of Columbia & Equador. This is the pickiest plant I own- esp. about humidity - so I'm proud I haven't killed it AND it's actually happy!

Very early distribution of TOI in each score state (sorted by leading %, league rank in points % by the team name) No time trailing: EDM (but with a SO loss) No time leading: BUF (NYI have led for 97 seconds, OTT for 107 seconds)

"women don't like watching sports it's a pick me thing" do you think i put myself through nhl draft HELL for a MAN?! the fucking audacity

Country with massive housing shortage not sure what to do with all these empty office buildings

On this day in 2020: The New York Islanders traded Devon Toews to Colorado for a 2021 2nd round pick and a 2022 2nd round pick. #Isles  #GoAvsGo  #NHL

This two-parter below is exactly why it's hard to make clothes in the United States. Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵

Fml. Luckily I knew it was coming at least. Westbound tunnel is closed due to a semi fire so we all get to go play over Loveland Pass. Eventually. Might get to the turnoff at some point

Was in arena tonight. Good game. Avs played very well but lost in the stupidest way possible, which I called with about 5 min left in regulation. Wasn't the outcome we wanted, but holy cow if the Avs keep playing like that, they're going to win A LOT of games this year.

Hell yeah my favorite genre of NBA image: Yao making Shaq look like a normal sized man

Welp

Yep. Wedgewood is a good guy. Appreciate him

So the power play still sucks

OoooooooooooOooOoO that was a nice goal

10th season for Beds?! Doesn't feel that long

First Landy home opener since 2021? 😔 Glad he's here tonight

Living in an Amish Paradise

No braincells left. Been a long week. Drove to Denver. Figured out doordash. Feel so civilized. Now ready for hockey! (Just watching, not at this game. Going to Saturday's)

This feels pretty accurate for the Rocky Mountain states too. I'd say that "Southern Rockies" is actually two regions - High Country & Western Slope, but I imagine there are distinct subregions in the other areas as well

Yep. We'll take that. 4-1? And no injuries? Every day

Sad for Wedgewood, but that one was coming. Can only do so much on a 5v3. Still, giving Kings a goal on their home opener... *shrugs* I just want it to only be one

Pwahahaha yeah that was a crosscheck

Hey! At least the set plays work

Never too early for this one

I appreciate goaltending that is just.... fine. Generally fine. Doesn't need to steal the game. Just don't actively lose it.

Put the stick over the camera in the box. Veteran move

I hate this penalty. Remains dumb even when it benefits my team

Cale Makar remains good at hockey