What political talks I've seen, talking about the blue wave, etc, are missing that people aren't voting for Democrats or Republicans. They're voting *against the incumbent*. Against the establishment. Because life sucks right now and neither party seems to want to do anything about that.

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AI was trained on the internet. The internet is all it knows. And the internet is a dark and scary (and horny and authoritarian, clearly) place

anti ai, pro hag

I realized today that everyone in my office has a Final Girl name. Andi, Andi, Taylor, and Evan. All women.

Avs are nearly certain to make the playoffs, but none of their opponents are particularly likely yet.

I Blame Mackenzie Blackwood. Didn't even stop 1 Shoot Out shot

Yes, he should be in concussion protocol

Uh so can we get a power play in the shootout?

HE'S CALE MAKAR

The Avs dominating the regular season against really good teams and then losing to the worst team in the league would be extremely on brand, tbh

Oh! Ryker is coming to the alumni game in my hometown! Fun fun!

Jusse Saros said, “no goals.” But so did Wedgie.

I wonder if Utah does snow reports on-air as well. Realizing that's not a "normal" thing on most other broadcasts/places, but checking in to see what the base & new accumulation are on any given local broadcast of *any kind* is so ubiquitous here. Oh, hockey game? Here's a snow report.

So, uh, one of those all the goals nights. Goalies optional. Gotcha.

Dallas, can you NOT.

Fell asleep under my heated blanket. Woke up, started to roll over, and by bottom 5ish vertebrae down to my tailbone all popped. And they tell me magical objects don't exist on this planet. Pfft.

SINCE THE 80S? And (*checks*) yep that team had some 29-year-old named Wayne Gretzky on it. Oh and a 23yo Luc Robitaille. Lol they both only finished +8 on the year. The 80s were *wild*, man.

Wow: Lemkin Institute for Genocide Prevention (named for Holocaust survivor Raphael Lemkin, who coined term "genocide") calls Clinton's remarks "genocide denial." "Young people in the US are not stupid or gullible. They simply reject genocide – something the Secretary might consider doing as well."

Welcome to the jungle Our work week's just 4 days And everyone gets medical Plus a good 401K And if you are harrassed In any way sexually HR will get on top of that With confidentiality In the jungle Welcome to the jungle My... My... My employee Oooh We hope you will succeed! *guitar solo*

*hisses at Dallas* no no you're not allowed to share our graph space. It's *ours*, dang it.

When margarine was banned in Canada, it was bootleggers in Newfoundland who kept Canadians supplied. The manufacturing of margarine is even enshrined in the Newfoundland Act. This is the story of Canada's Margarine Prohibition Years. 🧵 1/12

No, Gabby, you can't have the vodka.

Bro 🤣

Was hoping someone would screenshot this. Iconic.

I-70 Giant slalom into Silverthorne 🤪❄️

It's probably not a good thing when your tummy makes noises that frighten the dog.

Love this.

Me: I'm going to make something that lets you easily trace how you team has moved up and down in the standings over the season Every team in the Eastern Conference: The hell you are Colorado: Move???

A little birdy told me there's free goal shots a the bar again tonight. Come through and the Avs will be scorin'

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Wait, Brock Nelson is younger than me? Wtf? He was a *2010* draft pick?!

Here you go

I figured Colorado would be good this season but I never would have imagined them lapping the field.

This is 100% true. A guy paid a million dollars JUST to write the first book about it. Techbros were absolutely convinced it was world-changing.

Why it matters

Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling” Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”

Oooof. Well, bit more painful than needing a poop, but glad it's not a major injury and he should be good to go by next game.

Hm. I seem to remember '21-22 ending ok. And honestly? I think this team is better.

Hopefully he just had to poop

Nate MacK things. Yay!

Congrats to Hegseth, Noem, and RFK Jr who have joined Trump on my "I can't deal with your stupid and/or fascist shit everyday" muted list. They're all terrible and everything they do is terrible. I'm sure I'll still have a vague awareness of their BS, but I choose a feed that does not induce rage

This year, universities are giving $228 million to football coaches who failed at coaching football so that they won't coach football anymore.

Anaheim playing the wildest hockey this year. Colorado once again hilariously not like the other teams.

Re-upping this today. Jason Robertson is not just a top 14 US forward, he's arguably a top 14 forward in the entire league. Leaving him off the Olympic roster would be a bigger case of self-sabotage than Phil Kessel's exclusion in 2014

By popular* demand: goalies by birth country, since it's an olympic year.

It's kind of hard to overstate how dominant the '25-26 Colorado Avalanche have been this season

Great culture can save lives. Literally. Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard