Captain Torture

[trying to make people hate an extremely likeable guy]: have you heard about his hot wife

baseball. the radio of sports

The government really wants to eradicate trans people and "cure" autism 😔 ... #WarOnSwag

Schalke

Der Fall Kirk zeigt wieder, dass es im politischen Journalismus nicht allzu gut ausschaut. Viele haben die Prinzipien ihres Berufs nicht verstanden, können sich nicht verorten, sind von Begrifflichkeiten überfordert und treiben hilflos umher. Sehr selbstbewusst sind sie zum Glück dennoch.

Me living by the sword: Swords rule Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh

cope

Hey Firefox users.

This is some of the hardest shit I've seen in my life

The reason you don't give ground on trans rights - beyond the simple morality of it being wrong to do so - is because you don't give ground on rights period, and if you're willing to let it slide for one marginalized group it means everyone else is just a matter of price

@daxwerner.bsky.social finde im BoWa ist auch immer Platz für ein paar Spaß-Attacken mMn #LeTour

wir lieben uns und bauen uns ein haus

ich würde auch schon für die nationalhymnen einschalten, wenn sie die deutsche endlich mal aktualisieren würden

ich habe mir in die hose geschissen damit wollte ich verhindern dass mir jemand in die hose scheist

it is genuinely incredible that zohran's campaign completely annihilated the democratic commentariat and party cadre mainstreaming of the idea that you need to concede palestine and trans rights to the zionists and republicans to 'gather votes'. lmfaoooo

I swear to god, ich kann das Gesicht von Luisa Neubauer nicht mehr sehen wenn es um Palästina geht. Es sind wichtige Worte von Thunberg, sie beschreibt den wohlfühl Aktivismus wie er auf Social Media von den meisten geführt wird. Alle wollen „Aufklärung“ und „Education“ machen, aber sobald es

The DC shooter's neighbor was perfectly on message. Solidarity, sir.

"I'd crusade if the new Pope asked me to" wow, cool. What if he asked you to love and protect immigrants

pattern recognition really hits when understanding things is the vibe

Reminds me of this eternal Ted Chiang banger-

its so funny how economists will be like noooo its not fair china keeps reinvesting its wealth back into its economies instead of giving it all to like 20 guys, thats cheating 😭

We need to permanently ban landlords from accessing this type of flooring

There's never been a particularly confusing time for young men when compared to other subgroups but the desire for easy answers has always resulted in healthy markets for grifters who stand to gain from telling people whatever it is they want to hear even if it's to the detriment of their audience.

A new study models the impact of the implosion of U.S.-funded disease treatment and prevention in the developing world — and suggests that Elon Musk and Marco Rubio will go down as among history’s greatest monsters if funding and effective administration are not restored.

matpat needs to give the new pope a copy of deltarune

Jetzt die Wahl vom neuen Papst richtig abkulten. So richtig mit den ganzen Kardinälen die zur Wahl stehen und ihren jeweiligen stats, vielleicht noch so sportwetten

feministly: women be in the kitchen

Joe wurde gestern Abend beim dinner mit seinen 12 Jungs gesehen. Ich denke er wird zum Sonntagsbrunch im Café Herzsprung ein Comeback biblischen Ausmaßes feiern! #BoWa #WoIstJoe

Jesus, wo bist du? Jesus, na komm schon, wir beißen nicht! #BoWa #KarFreHerzsprung #WoIstJoe

fucked up that they’re right about eating healthier. fucked up they’re right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they’re right about exercising. fuck this chungus life

free thinker household

I wonder why the NY Post didn’t include a single line of the comment I gave their writer! 🤨

alright, no more joking around. butlerian jihad starts tomorrow

quality time with dad

do you think this is better or worse for your brain than huffing paint

Every recent Trump admin story can be explained with malicious laziness. Why use an unsecured group chat for war plans? It’s easier. Why deport innocent people? It’s quicker. Why solve waste by firing everyone rather than using forensic accountants? It takes less thinking. All malicious laziness.

On the other site, Studio Ghibli-style AI output is going viral and allow me to just say it is profoundly depressing to see that stuff being used to promote OpenAI's latest product. Miyazaki famously called AI-produced art "an insult to life itself"—and this in turn is an insult to him.

It is obviously bad that they were texting this on Signal and bad that they let a journalist into their group chat. But the actual act they’re talking about—intentionally bombing civilians, a war crime—is the far more fundamental wrong.

The Atlantic just published all of the messages from the signal chat. archive.ph/ta6gH

burning down forests so that we can be wrong most of the time www.cjr.org/tow_center/w...

i don't want to downplay or write off how dangerous they are, but i truly don't think it's possible to have elected dumber people to the highest levels of government. like if they were any stupider they wouldn't want the job

In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

You know, I'm just a lowly tech comms flack, but there seems to be one faction of Dems being screamed at/in hiding, and one faction pulling crowds like this. Maybe the latter should be in charge?