Send help. Freddie’s need to sit on top of things is getting out of control (this is why she loves it when we vacuum the front room)

There's a market tomorrow, so it's time for my pre-market ritual... My plea for you to buy a t-shirt right here & now so my box of t-shirts isn't as heavy tomorrow! THAT'S right! I want this box to be a manageable weight! Get 'em at SquidFacts.net! Currently trying to fund a biodiversity mural 😘

I'm a white GenX dude from Indiana. I know <20 Spanish words. I never heard Bad Bunny's music before watching his 1/2time show today. I'm bawling my eyes out. THIS is what, as a kid, I was taught my country stands for. The right to be who you are. Love of life and of difference and of neighbor.

I HAVE QUESTIONS.

Q: Would you be surprised if President Trump directs DOJ to indict you? Jack Smith: “No.” That answer should alarm anyone who cares about independent justice. www.readtpa.com/p/house-repu...

When I explain to people what is involved with writing a successful grant, they simply don’t believe me. I explained it once to a famous person from Pixar, and he looked me square in the eye and said: You mean all the cancer and Alzheimer’s grants work that way? You’ve gotta be &$%#ing kidding me!

January's "best of the best" from APS Publications is here and free to read! ➡️High caffeine intake may blunt exercise adaptation. ➡️Men and women process brain salt signals differently. ➡️Binge drinking worsens arrhythmias. Read more: https://ow.ly/nrBS50XL4Be #APSselect 🧪 📷: iStock

Freddie says Happy New Year but also what is this midnight bullcrap can we go to bed now?

I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.

You do not go to an improv show to watch them reenact scenes from Dumb & Dumber

When standard tools won’t work for tiny patients, innovation takes over. Read how APS member Fong Lam and his team are reshaping pediatric care: https://ow.ly/fe5s50XqcVl #TPhysMag 🧪

Dangit. Another day, another artist I stumbled upon whose music I liked...but then I read about them. Sorry, not gonna add to even the miniscule revenue from streaming for someone who discourages fans from getting vaccinated.

Amazing lab and mentor! Great postdoc opportunity.

I'm beyond excited to report that the first full-length album from Taylor and Frey is out in the wild! Check it out on Bandcamp (taylorandfrey.bandcamp.com/album/pale-b...), Ampwall (ampwall.com/a/taylorandf...), Spotify, and most other streamers. Apple Music release coming soon!

The mystery of medical diagnosis!

Ok, auto-correct. I know you feel the need to justify your existence. But when I type "Foxtrot" which is a valid word—both a classic ballroom dance and a landmark prog rock album—I really don't mean "Foxy Brown." Either the movie or the rapper, both of which are excellent, but Not. What. I. Typed.

You hear stories about bands recording in various stages of undress and think, "Oh, those outrageous scamps!" The stories don't mention that in Aug/Sept in LA it's 92℉ (33℃, metric friends), and the studio can't run a fan much less AC because of the noize (feel it). Yuk. #sweatyrockandroll

Mixing, noun. The self-sacrificial act of listening to a song over and over (and over) in such detail that you simultaneously loathe it and would take a bullet for anyone who is even slightly moved or influenced by it.

was just told by a doctor that I need to "limit and reduce stress" in my life but then he refused to put me in a medically induced coma -- pick a side, man

TFW your first flight arrives at gate 12 and your connection is at gate 94 (and the airport is one line). Getting my steps in, I guess?

A must-read, must-share piece - clearly deconstructing the shoddy science of the Geiers (who are inexplicably in charge of studies at HHS). Consider this an early warning for what lies ahead. 🛟🩺🧪 www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

when all you have is a Hammer every problem looks like parachute pants

It is impossible to explain to civilians how it feels to finally, FINALLY, land a clearly within-payline NIH grant score and then have it go unfunded because of all this regime bullshit. You all have my sympathies. Unfair doesn’t even begin to describe it.

Increase a band Hell Yes!

Love this from Michael Schneider Insta account: www.instagram.com/p/DNQulvbxG9... Feat. former NFL player Ryan K. Russell with an effective, yet simple statement. 🏳️‍⚧️ 💖

Gonna be in Saskatoon for a couple days next week. Any “OMG YOU GOTTA DO THIS THING” recommendations?

Second-best thing about wearing my Pur & Kleen shirt when long-haul flying: the grungier I get, the more authentic it looks. The best thing? Random fellow travelers shouting “Remember the Cant!” at me! #Beltawonda

The problem with studio dogs: just listened to the playback of a vocal take, and ready to do another. But I have become trapped! What to do?

Vibe check: is it too soon to start advocating for the release of the Zack Snyder cut of the Epstein files?

📢 Apply to the AJP-Lung Early Career Editorial Fellowship! Work 1:1 with an Editor to learn our editorial process. Apply by August 29, 2025. Submit your CV and letter of interest at journals.physiology.....

More like "the fright stuff" amirite

why did this make me laugh

Los Angeles residents say their city is safe and functioning normally. But this AI-generated video based on footage from Haiti tells a different story.

OMD rocked the Greek down last night. Amazing show! Andy’s new titanium knee got quite the workout.

@waltdisco.bsky.social turning in a fantastic opening set for OMD at the Greek in LA! Wasn’t familiar with these guys but I like what I hear

i’ve never resonated with a video as much as this one

#APSselect study from AJP-GI finds nondigestible fiber fructooligosaccharides regulates motility in the colon and activates the enteric nervous system by way of calcium sensing: ow.ly/7jSj50W4pEs#APSselectCC: @squeakyanimal.bsky.social, @apspublications.bsky.social 🧪

I love him but boy howdy am I getting Richard III vibes here

For those that need to hear it (as support) or consider it (as reflection): being a sociopath, asshat, predator, or other problem type does not make you *any* better at being an artist, scientist musician, politician, etc. What it frequently makes you better at is self-promotion. 1/3

The failure of the National Academy of Sciences USA to make a clear and unequivocal statement about the disastrous Trump administration science policies — it lets all of us down and dooms them to eventual irrelevance.

Meet me at the Gamex table Halfling Price Books in the next three hours if you want an ass kicking or good deal on books and games

Freddie sez, it’s the weekend! You do you. Nap? Heck yeah!

If you are at #AAI25 in Hawaii and interested in learning about intestinal epithelial and IEL crosstalk. Please do stop by my poster # 1107 today from 10:30-11:45am. Session Title: MUC6P -Regulation of Mucosal Immunity. @squeakyanimal.bsky.social #Immunology2025

Check out our new #preprint to learn how the #microbiota induces #CD39 to promote a #gdTcell #immunoregulatory phenotype 🤩

#APSselect study from AJP-GI finds carbon monoxide produced by heme oxygenase upregulation causes abnormal motility in experimental #UlcerativeColitis. Findings could lead to targeted therapy: ow.ly/CKVO50Vu9kS#APSselect#UlcerativeColitis.C: @squeakyanimal.bsky.social, @apspublications.bsky.social 🧪

#APSselect study from AJP-GI finds sulfated progesterone species increase in women with pregnancy-related liver disease (#cholestasis) after they eat, which can contribute to itching: ow.ly/BHe850VuaTJ#APSselect#cholestasis)C: @squeakyanimal.bsky.social, @apspublications.bsky.social 🧪

Featured image with Julia Peloggia de Castro Taken late at night by @jupeloggia.bsky.social, the image depicts a zebrafish embryo with active mitochondria labelled. Find out about Julia and the story behind the image from the Node-FocalPlane image competition: thenode.biologists.com/featured-ima...

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold