You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.

“Fuck Paddington”

Oh don’t worry. They’ve been drinking Kool-Aid by the gallon instead.

Say her name. Renee Nicole Good.

Wow. Thin Lizzy playing the Doctor Who theme music is not something I had come across before youtu.be/nbsoEcXAaiY

Yep!

When all this is over, the US military court martial system is going to be pretty busy…

When i was out on Christmas Day I spotted a couple of daisies and thought it was odd.

Happy new year wherever you are. May 2026 bring you joy, peace, justice and health.

The bloke from Hi-De-Hi? Guess he missed getting his yellow coat from Morplins

Sting and One ring....

And then you will be visited by a FOURTH spirit, the Ghost of Christmas Multiverse, who will show you being an asshole in multiple timelines, including one where you’re the only human in a land of muppets

*record scratch* Don Jr: “So, I guess you’re wondering how I got here..”

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Goose, calling bird, hen, dove, partridge and pear omelette. Yum.

"You have 10 seconds to put your seat-back in the upright position, your tray table away, and turn your electronic device off, or I will have to introduce you to... the WRATH OF GOD!"

Nearly 80k, sign and share! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

Oh look, I was right! Honestly England, please learn to bloody BAT will you!

Blimey - what a crazy day's cricket! If this keeps up, the match will be over by the end of tomorrow! #Ashes2025 #cricket

Turner: The Secret Sketchbooks review – the sheer number of pornographic drawings is a big shock

This immediately puts me in mind of the pile of wedding rings at the Auschwitz museum to represent all those who were murdered by the Nazis. Our Govt should not - MUST NOT - do anything that looks like that.

Small DICK-tator more like. Amiright?

As Karoline Leavitt concludes her press briefing and walks off, @andrewfeinberg.com asks: "What was the president doing with Virginia Giuffre for hours at Epstein's house?" She did not respond.

Trump needs to keep his hands off the BBC. Whether he likes it or not, an entire nation will fight to protect it. If anyone needs to be sued out of existence, it's him!

You noticed that fine detail...

So it looks like Spectrum Noir (Crafters Companion) don't do refills for alcohol markers anymore. So many of the @jazzastudios.com custom set I got with his box a few years ago are now dried out and I can't refill so they'll have to be thrown away. Shame.

*record scratch* “So, I guess you’re wondering how I got here.”

This really the cracking of speeches: a banger. Worth reading in full.

I feel so sad that I can't get the new Audible Original dramatisations of the first 4 Harry Potter books. Once upon a time I'd have snapped them up in a heartbeat. Now, I refuse to give their "she who must not be named" author, any more of my money. A shame, as the stories are so good.

Yep! Absolutely amazing show.

I've been to Jamaica and it's a beautiful country so my thoughts are with everyone there anxious about the arrival of #HurricaneMelissa. I really hope everyone stays safe.

This is amazing

Sarah Pochin has condemned British Athletics for selecting relay teams that do not look like her.

Boxes of Roses and Whiskas for kittens, Discounts on kettles and M&S mittens That lovely young man who sang "fried onion rings" I think non white people can advertise things

*sings to the tune of The Imperial March”* :“Do-nald Trump is a very bad man. He’s got a tiny penis and incredibly small hands.”

He might as well be doing the alien invaders' job for them: tenor.com/view/white-h...

Suggest you jump in on this poll. —> xd.wayin.com/display/cont...? And share…

imagine being a consultant doctor here and having to go out litter picking to be given your citizenship lol www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

There should be a high bar for politicians attacking the media, but maybe Ed Davey has half a point here? For example, the first three paragraphs of this BBC story repeat Reform's £243bn figure without saying that the thinktank behind the estimate now disowns it. (This is mentioned in paragraph 35)

BBC News TV interview with @eddavey.libdems.org.uk which challenged him about amount of Reform UK coverage on BBC. Chris Mason got all cross and accused Ed of saying the Beeb "Cut and pasted Reform press releases" but at the end of the report, the BBC showed a Lego version of Farage!!

Just caught up with the Last Night of the Proms. Amazing, emotional and so pleased to see SO many EU flags in the audience!

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It's time to tell the racists to fuck off (FREE TO READ!) takes.jamesomalley.co.uk/p/this-is-en...

Very good point!

EXCLUSIVE - Today the Guardian is publishing the Boris Files A trove of leaked data from the office of Boris Johnson. It reveals how Johnson is using the relationships forged in the UK’s highest elected office to facilitate his personal enrichment. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

I think, in light of all the rotten people out there spreading terf nonsense, today would be a good day to support trans creators. Trans folk, please add your links to this thread for books or crafts or whatever you do!

Metaphor…

The Guardian are reporting a post he made in response to the fed court ruling on his tarrifs so unless someone else is tweeting on his behalf…?