the desire to simply exist as my unguarded self is always diametrically opposed to the need to remain a private nonentity who has the energy to always carefully consider everything they say and do? its exhausting I think that's why I lurk so much, online and irl at least I'm free in my head

This feels relevant today

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

you could write an entire book about this post and I will for the right price

How it started and how it’s going

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

Are you feeling what I'm feeling? youtu.be/Nn8TL12lXR0?...

Wild Flower - RM (BTS) with youjeen is a regular on my daily playlist. Such a beautiful song.

me: so tired of seeing discouraging news also me: continuously doomscrolling thru discouraging news

Hi friends! I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet. The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.

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"Too dark for Stephen King" beats "For sale: baby shoes, never worn" by one word as shortest horror story

Stephen King, master of the horror novel, just quit Twitter because it'd become too "dark." That's how horrifying Twitter is right now. There may never be a more perfect expression of this fact.

I’m glad Elon sold PayPal when he did so I don’t have to use digital Confederate Money to buy my immersion blender

“I have received some guidance to avoid terms, like ‘camps,’” because “some people think it makes us look like Nazis”

All right, my Twitter account has been completely deleted.

wish I would quit getting depressed over my old lady kitty passing last month like being sad is fine because I had her for a long time and loved her a lot but I can't shake the feeling that I won't have another cat like her ever again in my lifetime and that's really horrible

ishenrykissingerdeadyet.com YES FINALLY ROT IN HELL

that mf'er is really dead

It is an absolute shame that Anthony Bourdain is not alive for this moment

First home computer my family ever owned. It came with a whopping 32kb of RAM and no storage. My Dad later had it upgraded at Radio Shack, doubling the RAM and adding a 500kb hard drive. This allowed me to install and play every Sierra game I could get my tiny fingers on.

Using an image, show a movie you are sure you have watched more than 10 times. If it was a "cartoon" we watched it, even if it wasn't really for kids.

If you don't know enough to comment on an issue, you can just... be quiet. It's not illegal. No one will stop you. Go & be free.

nearly every thing that's gone viral on Twitter over the past few days has been wrong people reported dead who are actually alive video game footage shared claiming to show real bombings photos shared with the complete opposite context of what's actually depicted

Reskeet with the first video game you remember playing.

Thursday with Tuesday characteristics

definitely a superior move compared to sprinting across the yard while disrobing violently. on a related note, wearing doc martens prevents advance warning of fire ants invading blue jeans

do this guys, its beautiful

flip this switch it really makes threads here work no i am serious threads actually work

unless the guy being violent is dancing to the music while he does it especially if the song is Stuck in the Middle With You then it curves around to horrifying again

Site is born- everyone goes there - site is ruined by monetization - eveyone goes to the next site A tale as old as online

the most Texas town names are all the ones named after a location on the other side of the world bonus points if its pronounced completely differently, like Palestine

Good morning, may this week bring you less suffering than last week.

This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.

Concerning.

learn tantric skeeting to keep your posting energies I can shitpost for hours with this method

"bless your heart" literally means either "oh you poor thing" or "oh honey" and it can be intended in serious earnest or with biting sarcasm, but it never means "fuck you"

Kierkegaard was a poster

welcome to bluesky! every week we do a fun little thing called the bone tithe. its a fun and mandatory way of bringing the community together by constructing a bone monster out of parts of everyones skeletons

I'll say it again for the ones in the back: The laws against minorities and gay people here are so regressive BECAUSE there are so many minorities and gay people here. Don't fight us. Fight WITH us.

this is something that kids learn the first time they play with paints what the fuck