LOL ... other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

As terrible as NPR has been, at least they weren’t part of the cover up of a massive pedophile ring that potentially implicated their publisher

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

trying to buy a fifteen dollar bag of doritos at kroger with a printed out AI image of a dead youtuber singing bawitdaba in heaven

"The federal agencies that survived Elon Musk’s wrecking ball are now captured by the echo chamber of his social media platform, with cabinet secretaries staring furiously into a digital funhouse mirror to divine the will of the most internet-addled members of the MAGA base." — @lizdye.bsky.social

Larry Bushart Jr. posted trolling memes on a Facebook thread about a vigil for Kirk. He’s been in a Tennessee jail ever since. interc.pt/4njg2T8

By the fingertips Kayshon Boutte 😱

The Corrupt Supreme Court Must Be Reformed: Dems Must Champion It talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-c...

By making jokes about killing innocent brown people at a political rally, JD Vance is doing politics the right way. —Ezra Klein

TIL: fishes need water, even when very tiny.

THINGS YOU MAY LOSE WHEN YOU SOLVE THE LAMENT CONFIGURATION CHURCHY GUY IN PASTEL POLO: Foreskin CENOBITE STEVE HARVEY: (exaggerated shrug directly at camera) Gotta start somewhere!

"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."

Trump did say he wanted to bring back the gilded age so do robber barons and the Chinese exclusion act count as a kept campaign promise?

“A secret service agent wocka wocka wocka!”

Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia

Fun fact: you can get a general gist of the current stock market by looking at fox news for exactly one second. If it's up they'll show it in the corner. No dow in the corner? Bad news bears

From xkcd.com/radiation/ (h/t @realitybased1.bsky.social)

my thoughts on what happened today talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/black...

Today we're publishing a monster feature that dives deep into the initial six weeks over Elon Musk's government takeover. Our entire newsroom came together to help make this story happen. Read this culmination of our blood, sweat, and tears:

New Quinniac poll: If there's a shutdown... 32% blame Dems 31% blame Republicans 22% blame Trump That's a majority blaming Trump and/or the GOP. Hang tough, Dems.

Ten years ago if you had written a dystopian SF story in which the person in charge of U.S. public health did a press event at a fast food joint to say that fried food is good but measles vaccines cause measles the ghost of Philip K. Dick would have said that you were being too bleak and unrealistic

We polled Indivisible members over the weekend on what they want to see Dems do: Refuse any funding bill without Musk safeguards: 67% Accept a short-term clean funding bill to maintain leverage: 29% Accept a clean, long-term funding bill: 4% Basically nobody favors "accept the House GOP bill."

"Only the dead Nazi can be trusted to leave the innocent unharmed." —Lyudmila Pavlichenko

It's happening INFLECTION: The Backlash Begins As Elon Goes Wild talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/infle...

“There are currently four people remaining over there to do the work of 15 people. The danger to the national airspace can’t be understated." "This is a very real threat to the American flying public.” EXCLUSIVE ⤵️

State police in Indiana say a Jasper County Sheriff’s deputy during a traffic stop shot and killed Matthew Huttle, who was a recently pardoned January 6 rioter […] [Original post on journa.host]

NEW: X has become a hotbed of neo-Nazi content under Elon Musk. We identified the operators of four anonymous accounts that share racist, antisemitic, and neo-Nazi content. Three live in Texas. Musk has replied to two of them. One works for the Navy. www.texasobserver.org/revealed-ope...

The most offensive part of the great British baking show is it shows they're capable of seasoning food, and still choose not to