As soon as I heard the M.A.S.H. theme song I knew it was time for my ass to go to bed. I hated that damn show. I dunno why, but I did lol.

After Mash went off it was a wrap 😂

Last one 😂

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LOLOL this is the worst shit ever

The Kennedy Center has turned off commenting on their Facebook posts and they're livestreaming a new-age multimedia performance in which a woman sings into a phone against a video of trees, in case you're wondering how things are going over there

I’m “Hit me on my Nextel chirp” old

When you’re off, 2 weeks go by in 5 minutes. When you’re at work, 2 weeks take 5 months.

Where did these two weeks go

I think every child deserves at least one adult in their life who is radically sweet to them. Like no matter what they do, someone is like “That’s my baby and leave them alone, they just misunderstood 😌”

Absolutely bonkers that a news outlet would use the phrase "Grok says" like it's an actual fucking person

More money and more traveling

My favorite steak chains: Capital Grille Eddie V’s Del Frisco’s Flemings Ocean Prime Chart House (ironically their steaks are better than their seafood) Ruth Chris But the best steaks are typically at mom & pop steak restaurants or local establishments. NYC has a lot of great ones.

While I don’t mind Ruth, I’m a Capital Grille girl myself. I can eat there every damn day.

Cheesecake Factory be too damn packed for all y’all to be acting like you don’t like it. Somebody lying!! They gonna always get my coins cause ain’t nobody eff’n with them Buffalo Blasts!!

We've got a PACKED Friday night slate lined up 🔥 ▪️ OKC seeks 30th win, facing GSW ▪️ West #2 SAS & #3 DEN play in East battles ▪️ Luka (#1 in PPG), Shai (#2), and Spida (#4) all in action 📺 Prime & NBA League Pass

Phang: If Republican senators and congressmen have an issue with their cell records being obtained by Jack Smith, they should take it up with Trump. Because Trump ordered his co-conspirators, and Trump himself made phone calls to make sure that those election results were not certified…

They had to go Obama era just to find a crowd shot that wasn’t just a sea of phones. But if you zoom in you can see the Obama sign to the left of “with.”

I can already see that pic is going to get a lot of usage in 2026.

Look around we built this. They all want to be us 👇🏾😎🤎

Did this yesterday and I was not happy 🫩

I need to do this… Fuck.

Jill Scott has announced her sixth album 'To Whom This May Concern.' The lead single, "Beautiful People," is out now.

*turns weekday alarm back on*

The procrastinator crowd is going to have a time… Anything this administration can do to make life more difficult, it shall be done.

Again, remember this for ballots. There is nothing efficient about this. Making people who probably never went to the post office now go for a manual post mark is the epitome of inefficiency.

The judge explains that while she hasn't accepted the government's indictment, an indictment isn't the only path to prove probable cause. Here, the judge has determined there IS probable cause Cole did this, and holds him in pretrial detention based on danger to the community.

A real government would be all over this shit.

Yep. It wasn’t Southern state that had the big stink over MLK Day (in high level capacity anyway). It was ARIZONA via this guy, who in 87 took advantage of divided Dems to be Gov despite being a bigot. Even after his impeachment, took 5 years and 2 (!!) ballot initiatives to get it passed.

The right man won’t ask you to be smaller.❤️

In 2026, I want everyone to understand how blocking works on this app and fully grasp it is completely different from the hell site.

The parents of the first baby born in 2026 in this county outside Baltimore got their name ideas from ChatGPT. Hudson Oakley Winkler. www.baltimoresun.com/2026/01/01/c...

Identify an NFL catch

Ashley posted this and I am hollering!!!

Ashley on Twitter two stepping while the comments are in shambles 😩😭😭😭 I love her.

That polo outlet had a good sale too. I should hit Hagerstown 😂

Robin is his mama

I just went to his page 😂They divorced in Sept she had to leave Jan 1. He didn’t help her move he left so there would be no drama 🥴She cut his Fields jersey & stole weapons. Police have been called he’s replaced his Polo’s

“My motherfucking Polo…dude” has me hollering 😂😂😂

This is the pettiest thing I’ve seen all year 🤣🤣

The fact that he grappled with wanting to call her out her name at the end but called her "this lady" when soliciting supportive cuss-outs leads me to believe he knows he did her wrong and she was low key right to hit him back like this. I'm willing to be wrong, though. 🤷🏾‍♀️

😭😭😭

But what did YOU do to Ashley? 😭

This might work on me especially if we got a dope handshake

They ain't even trying to hide this shit anymore. I mean...I see that they're trying to normalize this kind of stuff, but a 54 year old man lusting after a 19 year old is disgusting.