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he's simply not ruining it for me. Not letting him and you can too :)

anyone who thinks I need a window into how or why FIFA overturned Balogun's suspension has greatly underestimated my spite and moral flexibility. things went right and we've got some Belgians to destroy, no further questions your honor

Anyway, the Tuskegee Airmen faced far worse in their lives than any of us can imagine so if one of them can think this then so can you, happy 4th

If a team playing Australia puts the ball in its own net, that’s actually an Owrn Goarl

Doing this on Bluesky, the official platform for People Who Have Never Gotten A Joke, is leading to some absolute gold in the replies

you should go to Gettysburg because it's a great way to look out from this spot and go goddamn Pickett was a dumbass

And in between these two posts absolutely no one ever posted about it or took selfies in it or really mentioned it at all

Has this been done

Love that Belgium has a player (Meunier) whose name is a style of preparing mussels Like the Falcons having a guy named Johnny Smothered-Covered

inverse relationship between "how much you know about Bosnia and Herzegovina" and "how much you feel comfortable making jokes about Bosnia and Herzegovina before they play the USA"

As called on TV Trece in Paraguay:

Senate votes on a memorial resolution to honor Paul Ebert, a PWC prosecutor who sent more people to death row than anyone in VA, and who 4th Circuit justices said engaged in actions "abhorrent to the judicial process," and "eschewing the Constitution, [and] ethical strictures."

Scotland is rapidly approaching “aliens abduct four other third-place teams” as their most likely path to the round of 32

However stupid you think this thread is: yes

I don’t have an answer to the why, but it’s DEF a thing: flying home from Indianapolis, buncha guys talking about their farms and trucks joked about “seeing the algae farm” flying over DC. If even THOSE guys are laughing at him…

Austria-Argentina is a top-tier "just to be clear, what exactly did your great-grandfather do for work" game

ME: okay, kiddo, I hope you have a great week at sumer camp! KID: don't you mean "summer" camp? UR-NAMMU: construction of the great ziggurat begins at first light ME: your counselor seems nice

Good doggies

Socceroos, more like soccerlose, send tweet

Colleagues in the office next door to mine are walking through what areas are/aren't Alexandria, and challenges presented by ACHS being so big. It's taking enormous self-restraint to not burst through the wall like a Del Ray Kool-Aid Man and give them the full rundown

for iphone users, if you very suddenly regret NOT turning off biometric unlock, press the lock button on the side 5 times in row - this will lock your phone and require the passcode before biometric unlock can be used again, preventing police from using your face to unlock it against your will.

A simple proposal to end the budget stalemate: every year, the data center industry has to pay 10x in taxes whatever it pays for advertising

We interrupt this family walk to bring you … TRUCKS!!

The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social

Seeing all the videos from Boston of tartan army has me wondering: are bagpipes checked luggage or carry-on?

The US is incapable of parking the bus because of our underfunded public transit

Since it's heating up outside again a lot of places, I'm going to reshare this little webpage I made a couple summers ago as a guide on keeping your dog cool and how to identify heatstroke! Please feel free to share elsewhere. dogsummer.carrd.co

Great point, Shakira (4) now officially has more World Cup appearances than her ex (3)

When the team with 3 guys who went to Villanova on it pulls off a miracle

If you need a script for getting your company off Twitter, I WROTE YOU ONE. Multiple people have used it, successfully, to explain the legal liability your company incurs by forcing employees to be on a platform with child sexual abuse material. I will help you use it. anildash.com/2026/02/23/t...

Man of his word, and a damn fine mixologist to boot

@oconnell.bsky.social bat signal

Nah man. Muppets. Deuce Stringspeed and the Sesame Street Band

A plan to remove public parking in my neighborhood to benefit green space? Now I am actually glad Del Ray doesn’t have an active listserve…

Shouts out to the car parked on Hume near the playground with DC tags BBQF4RT

yesterday the company formerly known as facebook laid off 1,400 people in seattle. also yesterday mark zuckerberg’s $300 million yacht and its $100 million tender arrived in seattle

This is how we close the wormhole that opened to let the Cubs win the 2016 World Series, and caused everything that followed

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

We all literally, LITERALLY just watched NASA fly four absolute all-stars the farthest any human has ever been from Earth and back flawlessly, and yet we're still continuously forced to pretend Musk's bullshit catastrophe factory is the future of human space exploration

Coming soon to the ALX pizza repertoire…

God she sucks

Memphis is “under full-blown occupation” by ICE. Here’s why you may not know that.

Anyone have any experience taking kids/toddlers to visit a fire station in Alexandria? Something to call ahead and schedule, or just show up? Lil man will have cousins in town this weekend so trying to plan activities

In honor of yesterday’s performance, this morning we’re watching Disney/Pixar’s Brave

Appreciate it when electeds vindicate past decisions to leave them off my ballot