Remember the words of your teacher, your master

WITH UNREAL ENGINE 6, YOU CAN LAY OFF EMPLOYEES 45% MORE EFFICIENTLY

*slaps roof of social media* this bad boy can fit so much contempt for all life in it

bonesmashing looksmaxxers? when i was a kid we called them hammer bros

Asuka getting stabbed with the Lance of Longinus and Sonic sfx play while rings go everywhere

Shinji probably isn't playable in Sonic CrossWorlds because let's be real that motherfucker shouldn't be shaking hands with anyone

i tire of making up guys. jarvis, make up a girl

I, an intellectual, thought Donkey Kong Bananza was a tad reductive of the banana/mountain-smashing dependency. The only game that respects my intellectual capacity is Putt-Putt Travels Through Time 🧐🎩

Tired of being physically ill, would much rather be physically Jill.

More people should try being women for a while, see how it goes. Like it's not for everyone but hey you never know.

REST IN PISS 2 MINUTE BURST WINDOW

Okay, that's all the time I've got. I gotta get back to playing Final Fantasy XIV on my Nintendo Switch 2.

Game comes out that isn’t an extraction shooter, indie, or 200 hour open world RPG. “This is like a PS2 game.”

Cults are typically about old men having sex with young women/ girls, why would maga be any diffetent

Contrary to public perception a huge % of pregnant teenagers in the 1990s were impregnated by adult men. The younger they were, the larger the average age gap between mother and father was. Fixing teen pregnancy was in part a clampdown on statutory rape. That's what conservatives want to reverse.

how dare you call me out like that

"What is a woman?" I don't know some kind of featherless biped I guess

before/after i should be allowed to hunt you for sport if your have floodlights on the front of your car

Low key hate I understood all that. I’m at the eve of my 39th birthday. I shouldn’t understand this.

I'm so thankful for @tuyoki.bsky.social . She draws so much amazing arts all the time for my game. She draws almost everything. Even boring stuff like chairs. I don't want to draw a chair.

Yuri

i will never forgive the neckless chuds for turning my favorite tcg into a stock market

fell for it again award

Not to exaggerate but I would die for him

first off: are your stairs stairs, or just a giant slope. look at me, don't start crying now, *are your stairs stairs*.

it's always "be the gomez to my morticia" and not "deal more damage pussy" jeez

Have they ever actually *gone* bowling at the Super Bowl? It makes 0 sense why they haven't

Every day my urge to buy this hat grows

This is so bullshit, punxstuwaney phil saw his shadow so now I'm going to draw my garnet for 6 more weeks

Before speaking with two armed men at the Pretti vigil last night, a man approached & asked if I was going to tell the truth. I said yes. He told me how frustrated he was at the media & the harm it’s causing to his community. I asked if he wanted to share words for the media on camera, & he did:

Im thinking you need to die

the pope has *gotta* nut up and excommunicate this man

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Dear rest of world You should boycott the fuck out of us Please Thanks

My mother was a refugee of the Salvadoran civil war. The Americans backed the fascists that took over the country. Now Salvador is run by a pro yankee crypto dictator who has built the largest concentration camp in the western hemisphere. That, is American intervention.

The US is a fascist autocracy.

“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”

Honestly, "keep us warm, well fed, and free of parasites" is better than any advice Andrew Tate will give them.

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60 minutes CECOT segment. Recorded through my browser. HD quality. Not phone. Spread it around. If you're press, it's yours. Go nuts. It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long. www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...

this is strong evidence that while kids being hit by their parents or guardians is always bad, some adolescents do need to get socked in the mouth. abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...

It should've been Fire Emblem Estrogen rather than Echoes

Imagine a government that cares about the safety of it's citizens.