it's always "be the gomez to my morticia" and not "deal more damage pussy" jeez

Have they ever actually *gone* bowling at the Super Bowl? It makes 0 sense why they haven't

Every day my urge to buy this hat grows

This is so bullshit, punxstuwaney phil saw his shadow so now I'm going to draw my garnet for 6 more weeks

Before speaking with two armed men at the Pretti vigil last night, a man approached & asked if I was going to tell the truth. I said yes. He told me how frustrated he was at the media & the harm it’s causing to his community. I asked if he wanted to share words for the media on camera, & he did:

Im thinking you need to die

the pope has *gotta* nut up and excommunicate this man

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Dear rest of world You should boycott the fuck out of us Please Thanks

My mother was a refugee of the Salvadoran civil war. The Americans backed the fascists that took over the country. Now Salvador is run by a pro yankee crypto dictator who has built the largest concentration camp in the western hemisphere. That, is American intervention.

The US is a fascist autocracy.

“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”

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Honestly, "keep us warm, well fed, and free of parasites" is better than any advice Andrew Tate will give them.

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60 minutes CECOT segment. Recorded through my browser. HD quality. Not phone. Spread it around. If you're press, it's yours. Go nuts. It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long. www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...

this is strong evidence that while kids being hit by their parents or guardians is always bad, some adolescents do need to get socked in the mouth. abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...

It should've been Fire Emblem Estrogen rather than Echoes

Imagine a government that cares about the safety of it's citizens.

The goal of the entire conservative project is to kill love and joy. All manosphere advice equates masculinity with enduring suffering and refusing to enjoy anything. Sorry for the cliche but 1984 hit the nail on the head: Their vision of the future really is a boot stomping on a human face forever.

I'm being forced to use discord. I am not a gamer. I am not used to this. Making me learn a new thing at 35 is elder abuse.

Dailies in video games should be illegal.

pvp sucks shit and catering to the demographic has ruined videogames

Figuring out what to eat for dinner should not be this difficult

patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors

if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.

It’s true that Square Enix loves going all in on the stupidest bubble shit imaginable and then never bringing it up when it crashes but it’s also worth pointing out how uniquely bad and late they are at investing in scams.

Ridiculous. Comics remain a medium that is firmly entrenched in ludicrous fantasy that would never, ever happen in the real world. SMH.

...at some point around the middle they came for John Bolton, and I did not speak out, because it kinda seemed like that dude belongs in prison.

Spotted a member of Antifa out in public. If you see something, say something

Pritzker needs to take some sort of demonstrative action against this. But nothing he does will stop this. Still, liberal voters and elected leaders are confronted by the fact that the police are not democratically accountable. They have no interest in protecting you or your rights from the feds.

Just speedrunning ourselves to be the Wall-E people

I’ll say it again: Pete Hegseth looks like whatever Hoobastank means

I think they shouldve made Genesys format for the GOVERNMENT and made all those CLOWNS in CONGRESS 101 Points XD

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

Best Silksong character.

The musou count in that Nintendo Direct was abnormally high. Three musous is three too many

"weird nintendo is dead!" nintendo: "unleash the virtual boy"

you're telling me this ramen is a top

It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed

Maybe it's time to do something about the damn guns. Or, I don't know, fund mental health programs and give people support throughout their lives so that we do not drive people to madness. I could scream.

I think it’s wrong to criticize a games difficulty if the difficulty doesn’t come from poor design. Like if a game is meant to kick your teeth in and it does, it’s not poor design and therefore shouldn’t be criticized.

they should make silksong harder

I still don’t understand what Chicago has to do with the Epstein files and Trump being on the list.

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Spider-Man