Doordash only became essential after women joined the workforce, leaving men no other way to obtain food. But nobody wants to talk about that

Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

Sen. Ruben Gallego, D-Ariz., rolls out his demand for supporting a DHS appropriations bill: fire Stephen Miller

I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

the nyt style section vs. der spiegel

NEW: ICE just executed another person in Minneapolis.

Holy shit. Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.” www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

The president is closing the airspace of Venezuela until you all apologize for being mad at him. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

30 seconds into Donald Trump’s Bubba Gump special

Chicago, Illinois, 2025: "They had the Black people in one van, and the immigrants in another van." "They was bringing the kids down, had them zip-tied to each other." "I kept asking, 'What is the morality?' One of them laughed. He said, 'Fuck them kids.'" abc7chicago.com/post/ice-chi...

An unprecedented violation of our civic and Constitutional traditions. Calling every military leader in the world back to the U.S. to hear a wildly inappropriate partisan campaign speech followed by a fascist call to use the military against Americans.

Consuming enough Tylenol that my brain shatters the autism spectrum, boosting my FICO score by 6.

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

But don’t call them Nazis.

The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

Mainstream pundits have instantly sanitized and ignored Charlie Kirk's core political project and its impacts. He has been remembered by the mainstream press as someone they merely disagreed with, a debate me-guy whose words and actions had zero consequences: www.404media.co/charlie-kirk...

Today we gather to honor the memory of a white nationalist who spent his days fomenting sectarian hate and encouraging violence against minority groups. Only by doing this do we teach them that it's not okay to peddle in bigotry and misinformation.

Sources tell me that the couch JD Vance sexually abused for years is being held inside a top secret podcasting studio at the FBI

As a tradesman myself (poster) i can confidently say the kids these days need to learn the trades instead of spending all the welfare money on College

Mel Kiper, covered in blood, is screaming at me about the lack of due process given to Shedeur Sanders.

But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

I’m Bricked Up for Booker

🚨This. Is. How. You. Do. It. 🚨

Nothing is classified if you just Believe and adopt an Alpha Mindset

By saying the Gamer Pledge of Allegiance twice daily I am making myself immune to Jail

The 8 children I have training my AI are demanding Wages. this has poisoned my work with DEI. They have no Honor

Is the bill of rights Woke?

So, uh, the media is really just going to pretend Elon didn’t do a big ol’ Nazi salute on stage, huh…

It’s that time