Some advice for caregiving after bottom surgery

if I speak….

Throw me to the cows, and I'll come back twelve metric tons and mooing

I swear that every once in a while this image just pops back up in my mind

You have take time to admire your accomplishments.

waitress: could i get you anything to drink? me: yeah uhhhh can i get the noncon pepsi

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I think about comments like this a lot... HA not only...did you click a transformation FANTASY video...you watched it...went down into the comments...found someone who really enjoyed the fantasy...then spent your finite life typing this paragraph. Hobbyless behavior.

I'm so sick of stories where we save the good guys but the evil empire survives just kill the evil empire just absolutely fucking end it there were three starwars films, six if you're stupid, nine if you enjoy nfts or are 16

important to revisit the words of the Founding Fathers on this day

I thought I was in a Star Fox mood but then Sonic happened. Probably more of a mix of both coming up. patreon.com/sammyupvotes to support more like this, and, see more like it too (right now)!

Please I need this.

Girls who Grind ~

Immortal life advice

slow t4t frotting in the summer while high listening to vaporwave is the closest thing u can get to divinity i think

So my bank account is up to -$435 my insurance payment went through and a bunch of over draft fees went through. Please help if you can or share, it's greatly appreciated. Hello a trans woman have enough money to pay the rest of my rent Friday, please

some fbi agents are meant to be brainless Feds, but you? you‘re going to get stuck going to the #redlodge and thinking about #tibet for #mommy… you’re going to be #mommy’s perfect little #FBI agent hunting #BOB forever and ever… #daleplay

What country is this? And why are all the women from it so pretty?? 🤔

enjoying pride together 🏳️‍🌈🥳

The woman has spent years as the sole writer and director on an independent animated series with a rabid fan base that acts like they get her own writing more than she does. She deserves rest, a raise, limitless amounts of donuts, and a hug.

I try not to post about the news bc it can already be inescapable and I don't wanna be a drag, but (even if this is a hot take that I might lose followers over) I feel like it has to be said that like imo the Vietnam War seems like a mistake. Reblog if you're opposed to the Vietnam War.

Reminder that there will be motion on KOSA and the KIDS ACT on monday Please contact your representatives literally right now of you can and demand censorship/surveillance legislation be opposed

God, this is so cool. If I could show my Spider-Man and BIONICLE loving child self that, that kid would say, "Wait, why are you a girl???"

That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools

Had to quickly pull something together for midsummer

one of my gfs described my fit as a "50s housewife from a universe where satanism was dominant religion in america" and i haven't stopped thinking about that

we are so back

Here we ask important questions, like what if Megatron was a big woman

there are so many more of us than there are of them and i think about this constantly

i'm scared to show you

I don't think traumatized enemy pilots subjected to Horny Petplay MKULTRA would be a sustainable way of procuring effective combat assets

I must get bigger tits. I need to burst out of tops. I need to have people double-take. I need to use my chest as a weapon against filthy subhumans who grovel at my feet and beg me to deign to spit on them.

hallmark mechsplo movie called "hound for the holidays"

Thinking about when I got hand fed food in real fucking life while I got praised for having a cute tummy. Never kill yourself

Updated pride image. Time to put the boot lickers where they belong...

average lesbian convo (happy Pride)

UM

Oh, who's Liberty? Is she single? Is she poly? She sounds hot 👀

Tired middle aged moms with FAT hogs like if you agree

MAID Samus!!!!!!!!

Made another one

HAPPY 19TH ANNIVERSARY OF COCKWAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a six foot tall woman can do whatever she wants forever honestly

Manifesting this energy.

lesbian. you have to listen to me, lesbian. you *are* better than a man. you are not predatory for thinking sexually about women. you are not a gooner or a [nazi slur] for that either. please, lesbian. you have to understand this

god i wish i could get a girl to touch my glowing orange weakpoint,,