this is one of the most chilling scenes in jurassic park, wherein, rather than showing us the brutality on screen, the movie uses sound effects to imply the gruesome violence as the cow beats the shit out of a bunch of velociraptors

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

YES

It took a bullet for all modern shooters.

OCTOBER 1ST LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

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Regulated Condiment Access ports.

ah dang it i stepped in

9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>

Robots for sale! Again! I need this stuff GONE. no unreasonable offers refused, big discounts for bundling, let's wheel and deal, get creative! the mysterious ziplock bag is full of cw/potp/etc fists/feet, if you want em lmk i guess. any other questions about stuff hit me up!

new cursed phrase just dropped

mine, forever youtu.be/S3cvarfKCsQ

This is how Dracula would write if he was also a pedophile.

It's so funny that the first Wes Anderson movie is a bunch of dirtbag robbers setting off fireworks and now they're like "The Deciduous Reasoning of Isabella Teacup"

You know that right wing meme when they look at a baroque church and are like “no one knows how they did this. We’ve forgotten how.” That’s how I feel about this 36 seconds of 30 rock

Robots for sale! Again! I need this stuff GONE. no unreasonable offers refused, big discounts for bundling, let's wheel and deal, get creative! the mysterious ziplock bag is full of cw/potp/etc fists/feet, if you want em lmk i guess. any other questions about stuff hit me up!

sam altman is trying to find the guy who did this

When Nate Silver continues his obsessions with the website

she looks nothing like him

I really hate the term "sideloading". I preferred the original term, which was "installing software on a computer that you own"

Man, this brings me back. I LOVED the movie "Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of Captain Jack Sparrow's Pirate Ship".

i have so many questions about what happened with the licensing here lol

why the fuck would they mold them so the snips are on the FRONT

even as someone who owns a vectrex, i need this

you want me to use AI to make decisions? buddy, i don’t even let my phone auto-capitalize words

cmonnn somebody just MAKE this already lol

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY TO THE ALL-TIME BANGER THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD m.youtube.com/watch?v=2X-A...

big big same

But clearly today’s most important historical anniversary is ‪the 10th of @ryannorth.ca getting stuck in a hole – a throwback to when the old place was capable of being good imgur.com/gallery/hole...

everyone who does computer hates doing computer the point of being a wizard is to *not* do magic if you have to do magic you fucked up

bangers one and all

@msico.bsky.social i think i gotta leave the discord. its officially too stupid to even look at lol

is this boss

HELL YES BUT ALSO NOW WHERE IS HERETIC 2????

Hey kids, did you know if you pick this up from the cooler and change your mind about buying it, leaving it randomly in the store, it won't go back to the shelf for sale. It's a part of food safety we should all observe. Don't pickup strange warm dairy products, especially if it that coffemate shit

"stick to menswear"

finally sat down and cleaned this g1 deathsaurus up and pretty happy with the results BUT ima do a rare thing and ask for RTs amongst my robot peoples. im DYIN to find his breastforce eagle/tiger guys out there somewhere. if decent KOs of em exist that works too. hmu!

ron perlman getting bisected vertically in blade 2 whole opening weekend theater lost its collective fuckin mind

well shit that video was an instant Buy click on something i didnt know existed 30 seconds ago hot damn!

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

guy who pronounces "bacteria" like Sublime pronounces "santeria"

shit this had not occured to me. guess i know which platform im buyin it on now!

finally sat down and cleaned this g1 deathsaurus up and pretty happy with the results BUT ima do a rare thing and ask for RTs amongst my robot peoples. im DYIN to find his breastforce eagle/tiger guys out there somewhere. if decent KOs of em exist that works too. hmu!

omgggggggg folders!!

Me checking out a dealer table at a convention: