Didn't #TMZ open a #WashingtonDC division? If anyone can get eyes on Mitch, it's them. 📸🫥

If his ESPN contract isn't secure, we know Stephen A Smith has a job on #GeneralHospital He's got his guns out this summer too. 🌞💪🏿😂 #GH

Susan Collins at the end of this clip does not exactly give off a 6 more years vibe.

An electric ice-cream maker was listed at just $17.99 at Amazon and Best Buy. Then it became unavailable at Best Buy, and more than tripled in price to $59.99 at Amazon. Here’s how it happened… 🧵

#ESPN #Disney

We don’t have a constitutional right to unlimited pasta at Olive Garden. Hope that clears things up.

I really should have mastered the art of being confidently wrong. 🤦🏻‍♀️ These dipshits in government are something special.

After all that...

Boycott Taylor Farms Products, they are the largest supplier of lettuce and other produce to retailers Walmart, Costco, Target and Whole Foods, and restaurant chains Taco Bell and McDonald's. The they also own the organic brand Earthbound Farms,and produce 40% of the salad kits sold in the U.S

My cat, who is unemployed and refuses to vote, is unhappy with his fancy new cat food and l, a walking talking miracle capable of reason, art, science, and philosophy, am on my way back to the store to rectify the matter immediately for some reason

Also... can we agree WWE is not sports? It doesn't belong on ESPN.

Welcome to the WHITE HOUSE! Please report the nature of your bribe to the guard on duty upon entrance. www.usatoday.com/story/news/h...

Andrew and Tristan Tate were just denied bail. They will be remanded to a Florida detention center while their extradition proceedings continue. #TrumpSwamp

Nina always taking Carly's sloppy seconds of men. 😝 #GeneralHospital #GH

The FDA is now saying the parasite found in Taylor Farms lettuce was a false positive. Interesting considering Bruce Taylor and his parent company, Taylor Fresh Foods, have contributed significantly to Donald Trump and Republican political committees. Could the FDA be lying?

David Pakman: #SenileSatan woudn't leave. #WorldCup #Spain

Shut. it. down.

Folks complaining the actors in The Odyssey don't look Ancient Greek are oddly nostalgic for the era when John Wayne was apparently the most qualified Mongolian on Earth.

This photo is worth a thousand words. He can't help himself. robertreich.substack.com/p/he-cant-re...

BREAKING NYT: The Trump admin sought the phone records of several Times journalists and their relatives — including one reporter's mother — in its effort to unmask the confidential sources who had provided information for articles about the security capabilities of Trump's new Air Force One jet.

Morning Kittens Look for the Helpers…

The Pentagon withheld the fact that dozens of US soldiers were injured by Iran over the last ten days. In the week leading up to the Iranian attack on Friday that killed two U.S. soldiers, Iran carried out three other strikes that injured dozens of US service members, according to the NYT. /1

The World Cup was the most lucrative sporting event in history, and FIFA is poised to announce $15 billion in revenue from the tournament.

Power of organization is great in Maine.... but I'm not on board with feeding us a Dem candidate like this. Gives me Kamala PTSD.

“You just couldn’t hold it, could you?” the Oscar-winning filmmaker said as he kicked his victim off the toilet seat and delivered a violent swing that shattered the porcelain stool.

NEW: Governor Andy Beshear says he got calls from two different non-state agencies saying McConnell had died. This was before the "proof of life" photo was shared by McConnell's team. newrepublic.com/post/213199/...

This shit is wild...

Trump Media is launching a paid service that gives subscribers faster access to posts from Truth Social’s highest ranking accounts, including Trump’s The service would allow Wall Street firms to receive posts before everyone else, giving them a head start in trading the financial markets

The local fire department 🚒 here in Pennsylvania is getting an overload of calls asking "what's burnIng?" Me: "Bitch. - Canada." 🔥🧯👩🏻‍🚒 #Wildfires #CanadianWildfires #AirQualityAlert

Wait! What? That's not James! (googling) oh, ok.... temporary actor change. Good, because the other James is clutch. #GeneralHospital #GH

fresh produce in 2026:

I can't believe I got my boyfriend to watch #MAFS with me. 😂 He thinks we should have a reaction video channel with us watching. 🤣 We are pretty entertaining, especially roasting killjoy Adam. 🎹🥒🎾🚤 #MAFS20 #MAFSSeattle

America Gets Diarrhea, CDC Has No Money to Help & Iran War Budget Explodes youtu.be/uJwjvNYKuyY?...

If people don't like you, that's okay. What matters is if dogs don't like you. Then it is time for self-reflection. - Buddhist quote

In Greek mythology Narcissus is brought down by Green reflecting pool 🤔

Ossoff was so good. 🔥 Asking isn't it humiliating... loved it. Blunt. Calm. Truth.

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

The Epstein files show Ruemmler receiving lavish gifts and frequently conversing with “Uncle Jeffrey.”

To be fair, I've never trusted salad.

Shut. It. Down.

Jon Stewart on Lindsey Graham's Death & America's Geriatric Political Class youtu.be/xH-yAy8_yB4

🤣 Points! 😂

Ok. What do we think of the couples on #MAFS #MAFS20 #MAFSSeattle? Shawn looking like Pastor Cal's doppelganger. Adam is gonna be like Burning Man guy last season, but with his jetski pickleball lifestyle. Felipe is gonna be a party problem. Mecca is a sweetheart I think. 🤵‍♂👰‍♀

It's like we have been sent an appetizer because the main course is taking too long.

I wasn't expecting Lindsey before Mitch, but we'll take it.

Platner Calls It Quits in Maine Race & Trump’s Qatari Bribe Plane Gets Grounded youtu.be/ZB8lJh96WS0

Oh gawd. Tyra? After that documentary on Next Top Model? Gurl, please... go away. #ProjectRunway