must suck to be a broke psychopath reading about how rich people are all psychopaths, like you don't care about other people and you can't buy anything

There's a guy on Twitter who posted about Rob Reiner's perfect run of films and included North. Every time someone calls out North, he says "Not the time, 2 people are dead." It's making me laugh until I cry, and I'm confident Rob Reiner would have found it hilarious.

Incredible hit rate.

The ebook stans in the QTs are making me queasy.

I am too old now so I only did one.

How amazing is this? VGHF - found a never-before-seen NES prototype - obtained the rights - finished the game using period-accurate tools - is releasing it physically through iam8bit as a charity fundraiser.

Been doing a lot of research and deep thinking about the current state of the world and honestly believe that the one person who could solve a lot of these problems is Ghost Rider.

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

I've been holding out for a UK release for aaaages but I got sick of waiting. Not sure if I should stay up and go for the double bill or do one a night.

"a man in a suit" MOTHERFUCKER that is Ma Dong-seok, he is IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE and you should know his name.

New Mega Man feels about a decade too late.

Trancers

'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed

They probably changed at least 5 of these signs to "posting" by now.

Our flaws are our selves.

Remember to speak normal, think normal, act normal and dress normal today when you leave the house, in case anyone notices.

Decades of going "really? This guy?"

I've never understood the whole Leonardo DiCaprio.

My mom sent me a clip a few weeks ago that had Fallon dramatically fake laughing at a guest on the right side and a reaction video person dramatically fake laughing on the left side and it gave me an existential crisis where I was like “Is the human soul a psyop?” So I get why people watch his show

every idea tech has right now is something that exists, but made antisocial - cabs, but antisocial - friends, but antisocial - society, but antisocial

IN A WORLD WITHOUT FISH

You will be visited by three spirits

My only contribution to the QT discourse.

Just once I’d love to hear a true crime podcast that starts out “She was the kind of girl who’d spit on you soon as look at you. Not what you’d call attractive. People groaned when she walked in the room”

Tired: Die Hard is a Xmas movie. Wired: Die Hard is a Metroidvania.

My timeline. Thank you Bluesky

Finding out you have ADHD late in life is the closest you'll ever get to replicating this Tumblr post in reality. I think about it at least once a week since I got diagnosed.

The main thing the HORSES discourse has made me think is that no self-respecting Italian should be forced to abide by the decency standards of the American media landscape

People in the replies with short memories here. This is not new for Labour governments. Blair once gave a speech about how the Tories were too soft on immigration and Blunkett was the first mainstream politician to float the idea of "bogus asylum seekers".

The movie is Don't Open til Christmas which I enjoyed but couldn't comfortably recommend to anyone.

Sneering douchebag: "You're gonna be famous on the internet!" The Internet:

When the production designer drew the first three stars but the actor had to do the fourth on camera.

I know kids are just hard wired to hate certain foods but I'm nearly 50 now and I need somebody to admit that I was actually right about peas this whole fucking time.

The fact that many GPs don't believe people with mental health conditions will not be news to those of us with mental health conditions who have had to deal with these cunts. Kudos on the BBC for continuing to manufacture consent to take away our rights and healthcare though.

Sometimes it feels like Nintendo aren't even working on a Sushi Striker sequel.

Rumoured Netflix shows in development after the WB/HBO aquisition: Improved remake of The Wire Paulie Walnuts (Anime) Old Sheldon Chernobyl 2 Curb Your Enthusiasm Prequel (Young Larry)

Sure

It's really good lads.

I would wear these

They're telling me it's "bandcamp friday" again and normally I'd try and promote my old bullshit but THIS TIME my friend Hannah Platt has released her very funny Fringe show so you should get that instead. alovelytime.bandcamp.com/album/defenc...

There was a point last year where this motherfucker was showing up in every movie I watched and he was always incredible.

Pretty sure my head is full of tumors but I know if I say that to a doctor they're going to think my head is just full of crazy.

The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in Eastern Market on Wednesday, nearly 15 years after someone proposed it in a viral social media post.

Whenever people talk about David Lynch's Rabbits in my head I am always, always picturing Eddie Izzard's Cows.

Younger people who didn't witness it cannot fathom the hype around the Segway. Every news station agreed it would revolutionize the entire social fabric of the Earth. That all future humans would divide history between the savage days of the past, and the soon to be new era of zoom zoom scoot scoot.

Enshrekification