They should have put their faces through a yassification filter for the thumbnail. Nobody on that team has the juice for posting.

Before I can report your bike being stolen show me your penis

The game industry’s obsession with graphics is so funny because every other year there will be some breakout hit called “Stick Figure Mansion” or some shit that outsells 90% of the market and runs on a toaster

Sometimes it's like waking up from sleepwalking, like, how the fuck did I get here.

Found myself in the midst of another moronic hyperfixation.

my kid came home from kindergarten today and announced she was setting a trap to catch a leprechaun. apparently other kids at school always end up with candy and treats in their annual leprechaun traps, so she’s pretty stoked to see what she gets. I am begging other parents to fucking cool it

dont fucking ask him anything dont tell him anytthing

Look, I love good pixel art as much as anyone but sometimes I do feel like I need to have a word with somebody's mother.

Love this film, golden era 2000ad vibes to it. Where's my fuckin boutique Blu-ray of this?

I only realised in the last couple of years that Gremlins and Back to the Future, two of the movies I rewatched most as a kid, are shot on the exact same town square set.

YouTube algorithm has lost its mind

Sorry everyone, we’ve run out of ‘next gen’ so instead here’s a Yassify filter that requires a second £2000 GPU.

If SNLUK works it will be because they spent money on it, on the cast, on the writers, on promotion, on everything, but nobody in British TV will learn that lesson.

Saw a pic of people at a St Patrick’s Day parade and was like, “I don’t think I can deal with that holiday this year.” And then realized it will very likely not affect me in any way and rarely has and what I actually can’t deal with is another day happening.

Hi, poverty class Alabama male worker here. Just wanna say that this rich boy tweaker nerd would get ripped apart & turned into a blood smear where I'm from. plz come thru.

It's been happening so long now it doesn't seem odd any more but how did we, as a nation, go so quickly from "it's a silly clown nose for your car" to "why isn't your car wearing a poppy?"

This so depressing to see in black and white.

They're going to cast Chalamet as Wario in the next Mario movie, I can feel it.

i honestly can't stand seeing people say Gen AI is a disability aid because if it was a disability aid, they wouldn't be putting this much money into it

perhaps some of you soothsayers should quit yapping about the "ides of march," and "march" yourselves into the employment office to say "Ide" like to apply for a job

Excited to try the Easter Gammon Soap

the lime yearns for the coconut

Excited to try the Easter Gammon Soap

COOL. COOL, COOL, COOL.

Another one is people who are mad at jump scares. What's wrong with jump scares?

When I was a kid I used to worry that there would be a flood and then sharks would get in my house, anyway they've finally made a movie about that.

So much stuff happens in this movie.

"the delivery group" need to rethink their name

"your package has been delayed" JUST SAY YOU LOST IT YOU EQUIVOCATING CUNT

I thank this writer for discussing matters of historical importance, like @paulchadwick.bsky.social's 150 panel page from Concrete. shelfdust.com/2025/11/19/m...

I will never forgive Sony for closing Studio Liverpool. Criminal cultural vandalism.

Shout out to this insane tweet from a few years back about Chris Pratt refusing to observe our holy days.

Here, hear it from the man himself.

my resident evil fanart

I'm going to do it just to piss him off 😂

Can't think of a good Chester Gould name for him. Best I've got is Audit O'Hairline.

Current pet hate is letterboxd reviews that go "what a terrible piece of shit, really bad. watched the mst3k version"

If only this had happened sooner he wouldn't have had to waste so much time and money making another one.

Man looks like a villain from the 90s Dick Tracy film.

went back in time to introduce a Victorian child to pizza but instead they got me hooked on some kind of embalming fluid they were all doing. these kids are fucked up

Pixar movies are meant to be non-political children’s entertainment that simply indoctrinates your kids with the philosophy of Ayn Rand.

happy international women's day

Docter and many other old timers at Pixar wanted to deal with heavier, more serious issues like grief and emotional regulation, with tons of “therapy speak” in Inside Out, Wall-E, and Up. But when it’s queer themes it’s all “Back off loser, I’m not your therapist. I’m just here to sell popcorn!”

Once again it's Bandcamp Friday and once again here's my old shit.

They should just mash these fuckers together, nobody would mind.

Death threats are wrong and you shouldn't send them. Every murder should be a total surprise to the victim.