Maybe the Labour party could turn this round by being even worse.

This has taken me most of the day to read, trying to catch a few minutes to read more and more in between all the other shit I've been doing, but it's been well worth it. Really good shit.

Good morning. One of the funnest facts there is. www.businessinsider.com/george-const...

Been buying bullshit again.

Oh shit what

What Christopher Nolan is competing against.

There are no "good" or "bad" Star Warses. It's all the same shit, either it's all stupid or none of it is.

George Fouracres' Mario should go down as one of the greatest British TV sketch performances of all time. Genuinely incredible.

Idk man I feel like even if AI scraped from 100% ethical sources, had zero impact on the environment, and produced gorgeous work, I’d still think you were a bitch for using it

me when i get shot

Space Marine (watching me play Animal Crossing): Your island is infested with foul mutants. Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game. Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.

we/they are so back

me: violence is never the answer my detox herbal teabag:

old snake is the only webcomic set simultaneously now and in an 18-year-old video game where a middle-aged man in an old man's body rambles about a 25-year-old movie

What a review. I'll never see it but it has slightly spun me out that the movie acknowledges John Landis but also pretends Janet Jackson doesn't exist?

Anything that can be destroyed by Godzilla deserves to be destroyed by Godzilla

Cosmic Invasion is so good it's almost made me remember why I used to love Marvel comics.

My kid just said she wants to be a Ghostbuster when she's grown up which is exactly the trajectory that led me to my terrible comedy career, think I need to put a stop to this immediately.

old snake ii

Finding it hard to adjust to being back out tbh. They should put me back in.

Lewd strawberry.

Feel like I've said this a million times but one transphobic joke may well be just a joke, but a transphobic routine makes you a transphobic comedian, and a transphobic comedian in every comedy club in the country is a culture of transphobia. You don't get the culture without the joke.

Hi there. I’d love for anyone who fancies it to vote for my comic in Best Humour Comic in the Ringo Awards. ringoawards.com

whopper. big mac. some one needs to sit these damn burger joints down and go listen. these things you're selling ain't that large

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

star of the classic sitcom M*A*N*S*H

screen time

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

They put me in Bluesky jail for a few days but I'M OUT NOW MOTHER FUCKERS

me: i wonder what we’d be capable of without all these high tech distractions some guy in like 1066: try and knock me off a horse with this here pole

22 Short Films About Springfield first aired on 14th April 1996, making Steamed Hams thirty years old today.

Nice surprise in the booklet for Vinegar Syndrome's release of Lam Nai Choi's Men From the Gutter @mangiotto.bsky.social

Bezos should be in jail forever.

For more than a week, Amazon has managed to keep a death at its Troutdale, Oregon, facility out of public view. Workers I spoke to are pissed.

I remember watching the first season of Daredevil Born Again and feeling like it was unrealistic that anyone would give so much of a fuck about a New York Mayoral election so I'm glad they fixed that by having a real life one that everyone was obsessed with.

Looked up concussion symptoms and it turns out I have had all of them all the time for fucking years.

Taking my daily affirmation from the puzzle app.

Kano Liu Kang Raiden Johnny Cage Scorpion Sub-Zero Sonya

Boss: Let’s put this matter aside for the time being Me: [looking around nervously] Can only you see the time being? Boss: Huh? Me: Is it standing near me? Boss: Who? Me: [on verge of panic attack] The time being

So far SNAKE EATER is mostly BOSS: (giving Snake a spiral fracture in his arm) Work won't love you back. SNAKE: We've worked together for 10 years! You can't mean that! BOSS: (shattering Snake's patella as easy as breathing) You must change your life. SNAKE: Probably you're just confused!

every now and again I see the new taskmaster line up and think 'they should put me on that and then have the least enjoyable episodes and worst ratings of all time'

GUN GOATZ

jfc, rich people can't be trusted to do anything

One time our religious education teacher COULDN'T BE ARSED so he wheeled this in to class and let us watch Predator 2.

Yoshihisa Kishimoto, creator of the legendary Kunio-kun and Double Dragon series, passed away on April 2. Initially reported on Twitter, the news has since been confirmed by Famitsu magazine. He was 64. www.famitsu.com/article/2026...