@soundingline.bsky.social I’m taking the family on a road trip to the Smokeys next week. Is this shirt inappropriate?

Jalen Brunson’s brand of basketball is doo doo ass

I was streaming the Phillies game last night in my bedroom, and I got a lot of the Gus PA Lottery Commercials. Do you think that in that Alternate Pennsylvania he's the only groundhog who talks, or do they all talk?

There's a new manager in my org and he's been sending "OFFICE HOURS" twice a week with no context. Gary is spamming my calendar, but I don't reject it because it takes up an hour slot that real meetings can't be added to.

My therapist’s office has an “adult” lobby and a “kids” lobby. My goal is to do good enough one session where I get a token for the prize machine.

We have the last known photo of the potential candidates to lead Iran.

“Why is Shapiro polling so far ahead?” I don’t know probably because every state-level republican is this guy:

[watching a movie on Tubi] “You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a..” “Bedshitter. Does that describe you? 95% of adults poop the bed. In fact, you’re probably pooping the bed right now. Take Glorblax for a better night’s sleep.”

SUCK MY DICK CANADA! USA 🇺🇸 🏒

The Sixers are dishonoring Dr J’s 76th Birthday Celebration

I have to buy this vintage Star Trek VI shirt off Mercari right?

I've been going back and forth with my therapist's billing person for the last week over what they are charging me. It's in network & my co-pay is $30. They're like no you have a $3k deductible that needs to be hit first, it'll be $120/session.

damn this is killer

I had my first therapy appointment yesterday. Felt like a major step forward in beginning in better understanding and dealing with my grief.

I have been increasingly Anti 🧊 on main and people msg me and ask ... "how can you feel this way?" I'm an elder millennial that grew up with Sesame Street. Big Bird radicalized me into caring about other people.

Hearing Greg Bovino has been carried off by a hawk

Hi, my name is Jon and I am addicted to Blokees Transformer kits.

After almost seven months, the crushing feeling of losing my brother is starting to hit. Having to everything for everyone just depleted me and it's caught up. I've gotten my hands on some books and making the step to find a therapist.

As I continue navigating the spiral of grief I’ve found that I truly have limits on what my brain can intake

If Democrats can't win on "the administration is full of and covering for kiddie rapers and they're using your tax money to invade Venezuela and pay fat Nazis to shoot your neighbors" then GET THE FUCK OUT OF POLITICS

they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it.

Some light beach reading this week about my favorite Civil War general.

"Dare to be Stupid" is goated, if only for its prominence on the soundtrack for Transformers: The Movie (1986).

Figured since I work for Big Red, I should probably have the F1 set. #f1 #lego #oracleredbull

I think we can all agree that Bitches Love Sosa

Kyle Schwarber just murdered a baseball.

It’s that time again.

KYLE FUCKING SCHWARBER

Muppets: Rizzo, Pepe the Prawn, Rolf and Zoot Sesame: Telly, Grover and Cookie

Phillies down 2-0 in the Top of the 3rd feels insurmountable. I hate this team, except for Sosa.

As many others said, he could've been a stone cold sober family man with no tattoos and still been the worst Secretary of Defense since John Floyd moved US army munitions to the South ahead of the Civil War

I know a Tal Shiar agent when I see one.

I watched the #Daredevil finale last night, and I know there are some high level, home run castings in the MCU ... but I feel like Charlie Cox and Jon Berenthal are supremely underrated.

Thinking about Star Trek III, when Kirk & Co. hijack the enterprise from Space Dock. youtu.be/mkJ3--2K7yo?...

@soundingline.bsky.social my daughter got me a Miniverse LOTR blind box kit where you get to build mini weaponry. I got the Shards of Narsil! Do what you must with this information.

This LEGO set is the Venn diagram of this elder millennial’s two lifelong fandoms.

There is a George Costanza element to this stadium food and I can’t quite figure it out yet.

In Chicago for work. Did the thing and went to Portillo’s. Just an unreal 🌭 … 5 ⭐️, no notes.

Flying from Philly to Chicago on St Patrick’s Day. Leaving all the Delco volunteer firefighters behind for some Malort swilling degenerates that dye their river green.

Northern Virginia is a hellscape of fast casual restaurants, data centers and CIA black sites.

Guys, I’ve been rewatching Dune Part 2 again mad as hell that Denis didn’t get a nomination. If he doesn’t get a Best Director nod for Dune Messiah I will J6 the Oscars.

Traveling for work isn’t always glamorous, but the Scot and Brit I’m with this week wanted an “American dining experience” so I took them to Buffalo Wild Wings and I took over the TouchTunes with Nickelback.

I am in VA for work this week and stopped by the Smithsonian to visit Discovery. The museum is fairly empty. No one is around to judge me as I am having a strong emotional reaction to an inanimate object.

I’d like to take this plea a bit further but maybe I’m an idealist.

I screamed

YABUUUUUUUU

Currently watching the Royal Rumble (best PPV btw) and I’m having to explain the rules to my mother in law. “Why are they just laying there … just push them out!”

I made some chicken cutlets last night. 🤌