I had to retrieve tampons @ the grocery store/was going 2 get a few groceries b4 the snowstorm & naturally the nutters wiped out bread/milk. Oddly both places were out of parsley too so apparently y'all milk sandwich addicts are adding parsley. I guess presentation is everything. Thanks a lot.

Y’all ever think about how crazy raisins are? Like those little snack boxes of raisins probably have at least 30 in there and we eat them like in one go and probably have another if we are really feeling like raisins that day. That’s 60 grapes. Craziness.

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗

🚨 A whistleblower in DHS has released the identities of over 4500 ICE agents. mynews4.com/news/nation-...

At last night’s candlelight vigil for Renee Nicole Good, Bishop Rob Hirschfeld of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire announced he had asked the clergy of the diocese to get their affairs in order and to make sure they have their wills written ...,

a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles

The monks walking for peace is bigger than people think. They normally make this walk in other countries. This year, they decided to walk from Texas to DC- through areas historically relevant in the civil rights movement. They are essentially walking the 1961 Freedom Riders route. 🫶🕊️

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No way Drumpf would EVER understand this.

I was lamenting how my state park pass is stupidly patriotic this year and then I saw this monstrosity.

This year’s Presidential Christmas card.

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New DnD monster incoming. Going to try writing a kitchen mishap one shot. “A Recipe for Disaster” or “Hell’s Kitchen.” This is AI garbage a friend posted but it’s perfect for a monster.

James Talarico: The Bible doesn't mention abortion or gay marriage, but it goes on and on about forgiving debt, liberating the poor, and healing the sick. The closest thing we have to the kingdom of heaven is a multiracial, multicultural democracy where power is truly shared among all people

I can't think of a single restaurant I miss more than the classic Pizza Hut situation from when I was a kid. You got your own little pizza. You didn't have to pay for it because you read books, which seemed magical to me because I read everything anyway. They had video games. It looked fancy.

Writing TTRPG one shots has become one of my favorite things to do these days. That and making characters. I can’t wait to run my new ones at Momocon next year. It’s gonna be a blast.

Donald Trump is a deplorable piece of shit.

Rob Reiner on Christian nationalism

If you lose Fox News on basic human decency, you’re not leading. You’re rotting.

Read this: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...

Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social

The irony is rich.

Cheers and all that.

Hadestown has taken top spot in my favorite musicals list. It is the first musical my wife actually enjoyed. I knew how the story of Orpheus and Eurydice ended but I still was devastated. The have listened to the soundtrack at least ten time since. I sob every time.

It’s always fun to go to the orthopedist. I feel like I’ve seen every doctor at this practice for a different joint. Why am I falling apart? I’m only 41.

This is not just a current political issue. Charging & punishing these particular perpetrators is vital to keeping the fight against the ongoing abuse & killing of women & children by men in the spotlight. "Me Too" was only a start.

TRUMP COMMENTS ON THE DOCUMENT THAT INFORMED THE KING OF ENGLAND THAT WE WERE IN REBELLION.

My wife has taken to making ornaments using photos and scrapbooking stuff. This is one she made last night. My dog, Harper, passed away suddenly in July 2024. This photo is from her first Christmas.

i did a poo this big. i know a lot about poo. in fact, i know more about poo than most people. this big, can you imagine that?

Hey Piggy.

This just in, ya dude is attending a MIDDLE EARTH BURLESQUE SHOW! I am beyond thrilled. Middle earth is my favorite fandom. I’m picturing a sexy Gandalf portrayed by a voluptuous woman dancing around saying “ You shall not pass!”

Me: "How do you say, 'I love you very much' in French?" My 5-year old: "Tree farts." Me: "What?" Some time later, I realized he was trying to say, "Je t'aime TRES FORT."

Cookies or sewing kit. Take a guess.

Remember when the most scandalous sexual tryst a president had was a supposed affair with Monica Lewinsky….

F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

Karoline Leavitt officially announced the "Launch of a large-scale investigation to find the people behind 'No Kings.'" I've saved her some time.

Sorry I can't get over this but it's just so funny to say "The test starts off with giraffes and elephants but the questions get way harder than that"

The President of the United States thinks a test for dementia is an IQ test, and none of his sycophants will tell him he’s wrong. Let that sink in.

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943