Not me in the shower losing track of the timer on my toothbrush while I dance to “What’s Love Got to do With It” like it’s the best club banger in the universe.

Playing a Vulcan starship commander in a play by post GURPS game who loves earth music from the 1980’s. Just wait til she pops in with a lyric from “When Doves Cry” in the most unemotional way possible in the scene.

Libraries all across the country are recataloging The Art of the Deal as "Fiction."

It is now illegal to post this image with the caption “become ungovernable.”

I hope he dies

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Michelle Obama warned everyone. Kamala Harris warned everyone. Hillary Clinton warned everyone.

I could not have said it better!!!❤️💯

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

My conclusions were made seconds after I saw a headline but it's good to know the facts.

Iran is a country run by religious fanatics. Meanwhile: Trump’s spiritual advisor. 👇

Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops. I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III. Remind you of anyone?

Look at this boy.

Kids are the worst, man. My 5 yr old niece cries so much. She punched my 3 yr old nephew in the face and threw him down and she’s the one who started screaming crying.

Facts spoken by an ex-trumper...

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Shocker‼️ Trump Jr. cashes in on President Daddy. Vulcan Elements, a rare-earth magnets startup backed by Donald Trump Jr., just landed a $620 million contract from the U.S. Department of Defense. House Democrats tried to subpoena him over the timing. Republicans blocked it.

😃Made my Day 😃

Some clowns cannot, literally, remember what happened three days ago.

Atlanta Airport… looks like ICE wandering around aimlessly has solved everything… 🇺🇸

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

This is an ICE agent at TSA. Post their unmasked faces everywhere.

Who's gonna tell him?

Cows have a surprising emotional depth, similar to dogs. They express shyness, boldness, and even playfulness in their daily lives. Discover the emotional world of these gentle giants.

WATCH — @jamestalarico.bsky.social : “Every dollar we spend bombing people in the Middle East is one we’re not spending here at home. We’re always told we don’t have enough money for schools or healthcare or for veterans, but there’s always enough to bomb people on the other side of the world.”

Every time a woman runs for president I hear that she’s too emotional and unstable to make wartime decisions, unlike the men in charge who make really reasonable decisions like bombing kids to death, starting water wars, and poisoning the entire planet

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

So dark and unhinged. The Trump regime is dropping thousands of bombs for clicks. If you’re not horrified by this you have lost the thread.

apple.news/AwgWAYSm1QV-... The only thing I still love about this country are its national and state parks and now Cankles McTaco Tits is fucking with those too. Seriously, fuck that guy.

New shirt drop. Let’s give Christian nationalists a taste of their own medicine.

my first username was when I as 8 or 9 I think...

KAROLINE LEAVITT: "President Trump invaded Iran because he had a feeling." MOST AMERICANS & THE REST OF THE WORLD: "Fuck your feelings."

My DnD group is taking a break from our campaign to play Vampire: the Masquerade. I’m thinking brujah gay party boy who was embraced in the 80’s by a nurse to prevent him from getting sick.

I’d also like to know who put the curse on the Atlanta Braves because I’d like to hire you to curse a certain… person.

This ridiculous war was started just because they didn’t know how to spend the $500b that was allocated to the military.

“PSA: BOMBING A COUNTRY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GLOBE WON’T MAKE THE EPSTEIN FILES GO AWAY ... any more than the Dow going above 50,000 will.” ~ Thomas Massie, the Kentucky libertarian

AYMAN: Can you tell me where Iran killed thousands of Americans in America? ANNA PAULINA LUNA: I said they are responsible for thousands of Americans being killed AYMAN: Where? LUNA: Are you serious right now? AYMAN: It seems like you don't want to have a good faith conversation

Nobel Peace Prize, my ass.

Hadestown has taken number one spot in my favorite musicals. We saw it in November and I have listened to the soundtrack at least twice a month since then. The reprise for “Wait For Me” makes me cry every time because I just keep hoping the story will end differently.

Thursday Friends #11 @thewelshtaffy24.bsky.social @sentenne.bsky.social @twalterickson.bsky.social @donshifs.bsky.social @claynobles.bsky.social @gjrboston.bsky.social @un5toppabl0.bsky.social @karacktekus.bsky.social @mindfulheretic.bsky.social @adoboblue.bsky.social

www.reddit.com/r/TrendoraX/... They’re blocking access to things people need to function such as insulin pumps, home hospital beds, cpap machines, mobility and home aids like walkers, shower chairs, and bedside commodes to name a few. This is absurd.

Maybe you live in an immoral country if its priority is killing people abroad instead of keeping people at home alive.

BREAKING Former ICE agent: On my first day training new cadets, I received secretive orders to teach them to violate the Constitution by entering homes without a judicial warrant.

Bedtime philosophical conversations with my wife: Me: what if cheese doesn’t exist in exist in other universes? Wife: they probably would have better cholesterol…but less happiness.

$413,000 per bed. Insanity. While they cut health care, food assistance, etc.

Happy Valentines Day, you giddy romantics.

SEN. KAINE: “You said American whites are victims of a cultural genocide… are they represented in the senate? House? Presidency? CEO’s?” Trump’s white nationalist pick for a top state department spot Jeremy Carl skewered by @kaine.senate.gov