this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

Some pics of Sheba being a queen

I feel like I could wander into the White House, wearing a suit, unannounced, and simply tell everyone I was there "about the money" and everyone would quietly let me pass till I hit the oval office itself.

When it's over, I suggest we demolish that ballroom. And not rebuild anything. Encase the rubble in a glass diorama for the world to see our shame, permanently, forever, to remind us of the cost of putting dumbasses in charge because we think we'll get something out of it.

[Jabba the Hutt voice] crypto to your sipp or isa, ho ho ho

I am demanding anyone that ever tried to throw a hadouken or kamehameha in real life repost this.

I'm now going to post Columbo thoughts, as they come to me.

Elster from Signalis (2022) #signalis #signalisfanart #art

Insomnia suuuuucks

Motivation has been a *really hard* pill for me lately. I can feel something welling up inside me and for once it's not lower tract distress. Hmm.... anyone want a full-color portrait of all of Aki Songbird's mutated family? I'm working on that.

"I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours."

I am merely aiding the police in their inquiries, it is simply a way of passing the time for me, and the constables, they are gracious enough to accept my assistance, all unpaid, of course. If you, too, will humor me by joining the other guests in the parlor I would like to share some of my findings

The Chainsaw Man movie mixes hand-drawn animation with CGI — just like Lost Universe (1998)

No other hero shooter or moba has come up with a charcter design as cool as Wraith, a telekinetic mob boss who ALWAYS has her hands in her pockets, and uses telekinetic prosthetics to fire her guns.

Video Game Horror FanARTS Day 16: Forbidden Siren

A driver veered off the road crashing into a tree last night while playing the video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim on the touchscreen of his Tesla Model Y. paletteswap.site/different-co...

When I get free time I need to draw my favorite Anxiety Clown

I don't think I shared this Kylie Griffin card from last year 👻 #ghostbusters #halloween #art

whenever i see “no kings” i hear it in the voice of Coily saying NOOOO SPRINGS from that mst3k short about how important springs are

On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick

If the US can ever vomit this stupid era out we're gonna need widespread all-ages education on basic facts like when you'd see old billboards or MST3k shorts advertising the concept of hand washing or being good. Stop Using Gasoline To Wash Clothes. Springs Are Ubiquitous & Essential To Modern Life

In Prince of Darkness (1987), John Carpenter predicted that pure evil would take the form of slop

How am I supposed to draw more Dragon Doctors when my cat is in the way to steal my water?!

Got a particularly itchy fungal infection, at urgent care to seek treatment, hope I don't wait too long, this is not fun

Exec: "We need a poster for this show. Y'know, standard LEO-style drama." Artist: "Gotcha!" [Days pass] Exec: "...What?" Artist: "Low Earth Orbit drama, just like you asked!"

So this guy was pretty much wrong about everything.

As interesting at it was, GQuxxxx lost me when it became more concerned about the past than about the beautiful present of two disaster girls involved in illegal underground mech fights. Come on guys!

Oh like these guys

MONDAY. SPITE AS FUEL.

Clerical error sorted. Rage gone. Whee.

Pharmacy says they never got the order. Prescriber insists they did. I can't get the two of them on the same phone call. Fuck all of you, someone put "tuttle" instead of "buttle" into the machine and now I die because of a clerical error.

Just learned Google reviews of Antarctic stations exist

gerf, zebra, wombat, barbary sheep

zooo triiiip tassie devil, hyena, leopard and otters

Cary sketch! I'm doing more now! Yeaaaah.

@choochoobear.bsky.social I'd be down for what they brought up for V:TM if it was about *eating* the Confederacy. Or staking vampire leftovers of it.

this is what life should be about. the other horse shit shouldn't be happening.

Ugh, never Google yourself. "The story's great, if you can get over the art sucking" is the most common thing people said about me.

Apropos of nothing, that part in Scud: The Disposable Assassin where Scud gets a werewolf prosthetic arm.

komm susser tod on slap bass gigantic newman lying dead in an ocean of coffee

"She's a 100-foot-tall reptilian! Our love will not be denied!"