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Imagine you're slipping the surly bonds of Earth and touching the face of God but then you have to get on the phone to listen to a child molester ramble about how Bette Midler is nasty

Our Heating Oil company lets us name our tanks.

Hey you know what? Get bent shitass. You and your boss decided the best move was to isolate us from all our allies and you get to eat this shit sandwich, crust to crust

Happy 4th Anniversary to this 11 lb puffball mushroom I foraged.

To all my black furries! I’m trynna graduate from Morehouse College this semester but I need your help! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

This meme springs eternal.

episode 14 - brothers are born (oct 24)

Episode two of my radio show drops in 7 minutes!

This is the most Morrissey headline ever and I busted out laughing. pitchfork.com/news/morriss...

Jesus fucking Christ…

omg... I now know what the song says in The Lion King.. lol youtube.com/shorts/M3GPQ...

Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target. We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.

1970s bank robbery kit by Mattel

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

This is Beau. He is a textbook example of a golden retriever. They really will try to be friends with anyone. 13/10 for both (IG: beaugoesoutside)

THE BOY

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

AAHHHHHHHHH

Happy Ash Wednesday everybody!

See, this is what happens with RFK Jr in charge.

Happy.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

My family and i just shared the best bottle of wine in the universe.

Winter Olympics update: German favorite Kurt Wuffner easily took gold after an embarrassing turn by Jimmy Ribbit.

"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh

I must have rewatched Tank Girl in 2020 :D

Milan Winter Olympics update: the British bobsled team ran into trouble this year, but the local Calamari Brothers came away with gold.

BREAKING: After we sued, DHS withdrew a subpoena seeking personal information about our client who criticized DHS' treatment of a man seeking asylum. This is a win not just for our client, but for everyone’s First Amendment right to speak out without fear of government retaliation.

TIL about "Fayum Portraits". Mummy death masks that were painted in pigmented beeswax around 100-300 AD. They're blowing my mind. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fayum_m...

[hushed david attenborough voiceover] watch closely for a rare sighting of the elusive head of the Leopards Eating Faces party

The face of a dog who just sat down next to me, ripped a giant fart, and jumped up to stare at the farted-on spot on the floor.

My lil dingo Ryder sleeps on my bed. He usually winds up sleeping on his back next to me (where I also keep my phone plugged in). When I wake up, I'll instinctively reach over to get my phone to see what time it is but if Ryder is laying there, I'll sometimes feel him very lightly and slowly grab my

As a transsexual I can't tell you how thrilled I am that fascists are feeling unsafe in bathrooms.

🦊🏹 #comics #furryart #furry

hell yeah watch this lawyer scare off this tryhard alpha ICE loser youtube.com/shorts/zHSa2...

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Got a sign up sheets in the Board Game Room. Doing an up to 6 player game at 7:00PM. MIGHT add a session at midnight as well. Ask for the sharpie to add your name. Will also be running tomorrow and Sunday. #ANE2026

If he uses non-digitally-replaced actors, non-digital physical sets, shoots them with non-3d cameras, and calls them something other than Avatar, he might just save a few bucks, and I might be interested to see a James Cameron movie for the first time in 30 years.

Hellllll yesssss

Ugh if anyone reading this took the luggage cart from outside our room on the 12th floor of the Hilton, pleaaase return it because we're on the hook for it :(:(:(

Everything is automated these days, I swear...

Alas. Un yoyo.

Et voila!

If you even look at this recipe wrong it’s gonna crumble into dust.