Okay, how’s this: fuck off.

every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen

Trump has posted "LET THE SHOW GO ON" in relation to getting back on stage and I repeat: even if this is all real, it's fake.

Shooting incident at WHCD event is over. Administration officials were quick to reassure everyone that the scene has been secured, all is back to normal, and the murderers of Renee Good and Alex Pretti will never be brought to justice.

I'm assuming Norah O'Donnell is pointing at Stephen Miller, telling him she's looking forward to doing whippets with him and Greg Bovino after the sorbets.

And personally I’d love to know who wrote jokes for him If they’re in the comedy world I’d really appreciate knowing who they are Just cause Sorry, cuz

This was directed at a journalist. So, sure, by all means, fete this man at your dinner, White House Correspondents.

NEWS: Bette Midler just released a new music video for her remake of "All You Fascists Bound to Lose"—featuring Barbara Hershey, other celebrities, and crowds from the No Kings protests in a joyful, powerful show of resistance. You have to see this.

Last month, the City Council passed two bills related to the right to protest. Today, I am letting one go into effect, and vetoing the other. I’d like to take a moment to explain why. As Mayor, I will always make sure the right to protest, prayer and protection are guaranteed for every New Yorker.

Congratulations to @stephenking.bsky.social for this well-deserved honor!👍 (Novels/Novellas: Approximately 65 to 67 Non-fiction books: 5 books. Short Stories: Over 200 Pseudonyms: 7 novels were published as Richard Bachman. Frequency: He has published at least one book almost every year since 1974)

Who wrote president trump last year at the White House and asked him if he had sex with his mother, if that's why his father's head caved in? Still waiting on a reply. Also asked if he traded Ivanka for Epstein to pay for the plastic surgery since trump was broke at the time and Ivanka was homely.

For the creatives out there:

The project to run roughshod over the Constitution is not enough. The Administration is subverting the most precious right we have— that of citizenship— in a profoundly authoritarian project with the assistance of immoral lawyers and attention thirsty law professors. www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...

"His family also indicated he had a Glock handgun and had expressed interest in harming Black people, a law enforcement official told CNN." bsky.app/profile/meli...

Texas Tech and Texas A&M are no longer universities and we should not treat them or refer to them as such.

Tenants & landlords of NYC: the Rent Guidelines Board needs to hear from you. The RGB decides whether the rents of the city’s one million rent stabilized apartments go up or stay the same. Public hearings are where New Yorkers will share their experiences. All are welcome. More info: nyc.gov/RGB

it is important to emphasize that this was *the point*. this was *intentional*. elon musk is a vicious white supremacist who thinks poor african children ought to die, so that the world can be whiter

Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves.

So the FBI's priority list under Kash Patel is: 1. Investigate a journalist for reporting on the Director’s girlfriend 2. Sue The Atlantic for reporting on the Director’s drinking problem 3. Avoid arresting a single powerful man implicated in the Epstein files Did I miss anything?

This is a photo of a raccoon penis bone. Maybe he gave it to his equally sane wife as one of those hold up big hair tale thingamajigs?

Outrageous. @chiosse.bsky.social was protecting one of his neighbors from eviction, as a result of deed theft — a plague in Central Brooklyn right now. There was no reason for NYPD officers to roughly throw him to the ground. It sure doesn’t make anyone safer. Release him now.

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

Nothing has killed more soldiers in the history of humanity than disease. While worst is a more complicated question Hegseth is absolutely the dumbest secretary of defense the United States has ever had. bsky.app/profile/ones...

This is your reminder that it's been ten months since the assassination of Melissa Hortman, her husband and her dog, and there hasn't been even a hint of justice for her family, friends or colleagues.

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

Timmy Money-Cuck Cook has never been our friend.

Tim Cook donated $1M to Trump’s inauguration. He fawned over Trump and gifted him a 24-karat gold plaque (as Apple lobbied for tariff exemptions). Apple donated to Trump’s White House ballroom. And it removed ICE tracking apps from its stores following a demand from the DOJ. Remember this.

Hey family, our sis @aoc.bsky.social is in Boston this Friday! Pull up for a candid conversation with both of us. Tickets here: secure.actblue.com/donate/ap-aoc

Tim Cook is stepping down from Apple to spend more time kissing up to Donald Trump with his family.

Say what you will about the worst members of the Roberts Court, but they all make sure their wives are in on the grift. Jane Roberts, Martha Alito and Ginni Thomas are equal partners with their husbands in the grand project of destroying the United States and enriching themselves in the process.

We got a refusal to renew our home insurance due to wildfire risk and have now found - after a lot of searching - an chance to pay through the nose on the secondary market. Just “sell and move out” Um. Fuck you billionaire hoarders.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

YOU'RE NOT MY POPE! cool, you're not a Catholic anymore. Bye. really, according to Catechism, this is enough for the boot. I was teaching volunteer classes and responded to an all reply email at Saint Michaels Church. I wrote, I will be glad to pray for the pope when he lets women be priests Gone

Fuck you.

It's weird that kindness is often news.

The Coachella music festival is in the news with the minimum price of sold out 3-day ticket costing $549. Contrast that with "Nicolas" who is currently harvesting onions in the Coachella area and getting paid $22 for a $900lb crate. #WeFeedYou #coachella2026

It has now been 923 days since Israel began its 2023 genocide on the Palestinian people.

NBD just a HQ recording of Robert Johnson's Cross Road Blues test pressing made from metal plates in 1940. youtu.be/gmnNi8oPsrQ?...

Trump wants to spend half a TRILLION more of your taxpayer dollars for his war with Iran.    It would rob our families and burden our grandkids with mountains of new debt—and for what? So Trump has more bombs he can threaten to “end civilizations” with?

“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” -Margaret Atwood #WomenArePeople #StopKillingUs

I was at the transit center, waiting to catch a bus. A young guy with orange hair & tie die shorts was talking to someone on his speaker phone. I could not hear much, but as he got up & walked past me toward a bus, I heard the guy on the phone say, "I'm not going to die if I come down there, am I?"

I-5 near Bellingham has reopened. Our WSDOT crews and contractors have been working hard 7 days a week since the landslide in March to clear a massive amount of debris and stabilize the slope. I deeply appreciate their work in difficult conditions. Safe travels north!

Oh sorry, so religion and politics should be separate? Is that what you're saying? bsky.app/profile/atru...

The Trump administration's illegal strikes on civilian boats near the Caribbean have now killed at least 170 people at sea. These extrajudicial killings must end. Congress and the courts must take immediate action.

One of the worst things the current era has done is to make progressive people act like two wrongs make a right when a Democrat politician is caught in a scandal. “But Trump gets away with it” is not the flex you think it is.

Dan Goldman voted for warrantless wiretaps. He has repeatedly enabled the federal government’s expansive use of surveillance powers. I will never play fast and loose with your civil liberties. I’ve always stood up for constitutional privacy rights and always will.

Jesus wept

“It's a shame that the Pope has made the Catholic Church political” is one of the most amazing sentences ever uttered by a politician. Elite stuff. Arguably the most wrong a person could be, including rejecting basic arithmetic.