call me Mr. Bee-Gee the way I’m stayin alive 😎

Radical graffiti seen around Denver, Colorado

A Loose-Fish is fair game for anybody who can soonest catch it.

applying even the smallest modicum of skepticism makes it evidently impossible that EVERYbody was kung-fu fighting

serious scholars know William Shakespeare would not have had that level of scholarship - being a humble Turkish kessa-maker and never having visited New Albion - and the plays were almost certainly written by Philip Marlowe.

this sounds like something out of a bulgakov novel

Monday Motivation

euripedeez nuts

bro, do you even optimize for impact?

rude. I just shouted at my coworker “happy deaf history month!!!” and she completely ignored me

UNENDING TORMENTS

swalwell that endswell

we did everything we could, but we couldn’t save him. I’m afraid that dog in you has passed

WHO WOULD WIN: the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune OR what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil

I am Jack’s accidental eye contact made after glancing up from a phone

Books are good because they show you more ways you can use words. And then you can think better/cooler

gonna tell my kids this was Donald Trump

if you’re pulling your phone out at the urinal, maybe it’s time to touch grass

et tu, spam folder?

when the opposing chromosomal variant of your dimorphic species carries excess adipose tissue near particular organs and glands

i could never love an unproven spacetime phenomenon

moisturized, unbothered, flourishing, in his lane

Women

apparently “blame it on the boogie 😎” is not an acceptable response to “why are you two hours late to work again”

oh, him? he’s just the town cryer

today is the only day you get to say “Good Good Friday Day”

omw to steal ur girl

imagine being a russian baby and everyone’s crowding around you saying “can you say ZDRAVSTVUYTE? ZDRAVSTVUYTE!”

I personally would not have named my condom company after an army that’s best known for accidentally letting a few enemies slip into their impregnable fortress

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NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY

a computer can never cringe. therefore a computer must never make art.

I love being inconsequential, it rules

you ever just sit back and ask yourself, “WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOORRRRRrrrrr….”

Portrait of Mr. Moyes, M.D. (1792) by John Russell, blaze it

dreamt that I visited a baroque 17th century papal residence and it was in Chicago

shake ‘n wake me up inside

there must be dozens if not hundreds of trees growing in Brooklyn actually

Herman Melville sexting:

Seven-word death punch

(not getting likes because my Posts are bad) recession indicator

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

Le chef-d'œuvre ou les secrets de l'horizon / The masterpiece or the mysteries of the horizon https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/3114595

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health