and now we go live to our correspondent, Guy le Douche

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call that a shower leer

“And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human.” ― William Gibson, Count Zero

“it’s a wonderful life,” huh? wow. maybe check your privilege? life isn’t so wonderful for everyone, you know

finally we can don us now our gay apparel in peace

as good a representation of the typical Millennial political arc as any

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity

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I’ll never forget waking up at 2AM to someone blasting “Between the Bars” on a Friday hope they’re doing well

the crazy part is that I don’t think of “John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt” as a very common name at all

I know the meds are working because Elliott Smith wasn’t in my Spotify Wrapped this year

now bear my arctic blast!

at some point the internet stopped being about back-and-forth conversation and started being more about scoring points off one another I think the little numbers we started attaching to posts had a lot to do with it

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Why it matters

mfw I’m hit with a lateral-thinking insight whilst pondering cancer metastasis and its relation to chaos theory during a Tom Stoppard play

Alt text for those who need it. This is amazing.

how people with Boston accents flirt:

was gonna criticize boomers for being weirdos and talking on the phone in the bathroom but I think millennial men scrolling one-handed at the urinals might genuinely be weirder

you’re hard? at work? seems like an HR violation

[Me, in Stoker's writing group] Bram, maybe re-think this guy's name?

building a “strong floor” with today’s socioeconomic structure would mean pulling resources from somewhere. perhaps by creating a ceiling

it's called a TRANSition team not a CISition team.

the people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine...

Chungking Express Wong Kar-Wai, 1994

mama told me there’d be days like this (Tuesdays)

mods said “thou shalt not look into the Abysse”

I shall construct a robot that enables me to reproduce a simulacrum of spontaneous humanoid banter during social gatherings, and then I shall be liked

what is the sound of one cheek clapping?

Blue in Greene Marjorie Taylor Greene was more Jefferson Davis than Miles Davis, but now this swinger sounds kind of blue—and not in a silent way. It's 'round about midnight for MAGA, so while Donald bitches, brew a cup of joe and witness the birth of the cool new MTG. by Maureen Dowd

Yo what’s up chat. It’s ya boy Sisyphus, back again with another Eternal Boulder Any% run. If you’re new here, smash that follow button like Zeus smashed my hopes and dreams.

which way, balding man?

wow, unfollowing now. thanks for the gift of fire or whatever but i don't think eagles should have a liver-based diet

before we start this orgy, I want to acknowledge that we are on unceded Lenape land...

My cartoon in this weeks @newyorker.com

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

Trump immediately after meeting with Zohran Mamdani:

“There must be more to life than having everything.” - Donald “Yes, there is, but I won’t tell you what it is.” - Jeffery “It is the Light of Allah, An-Noor, the One who illuminates and reveals the divine light of all worlds.” - Donald “Oh, wow, that’s not what I had in mind.” - Jeffery

in retrospect it’s pretty incredible that nobody ever thought of doing that before in the history of literature

#OtD 21 Nov 1927 a massacre took place in Columbine, Colorado, when police and militia fired into a crowd of striking miners and their families, killing at least six and injuring more than 60 in an effort to break the @IWW union stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9421...

receive an email. send an email. receive an email. send an email. one must imagine sisyphus happy

makes you wonder why they don’t have ramps on the real road to Hana