🎤 🎶 forever hung I want to be forever hung 🎶

Ian Fleming might have made the world’s first trillionaire this evil, but only Philip K. Dick could have made him such a pathetic drug-addled loser, desperate for attention and adulation but incapable of human relationships, and now terrified to go out in public.

Kilauea is fountaining again, and if you scrub back on V3 cam around 10-15 minutes from the timestamp on this post, you can watch her form a volcanic dust devil. Extremely cool. www.youtube.com/live/gXKuUyK...

I LIVED IT:

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into an anime bug boy, voiced by Attack on Titan's Eren Yeager

am I a “quiet poster”? or are yall just loud

I would simply stop the trolley with my large muscles, rendering it harmless.

Mrs Dalloway said she would draft the email herself.

I saw Goody Proctor with her straight boyfriend at pride

happy pride

happy pride

wait a minute.. this isn’t Zombocom

as with Twitter, Washington Post, LA Times, and all the others, here is the credibility of our institutions of impartial free speech — a result of the sweat equity of generations of journalists — being “cashed out” and put under oligarchic control

unfortunately having a hot girl kafka summer so far

frittering and wasting the hours in an offhand way is goated when ticking away the moments that make up the dull day is the vibe

Dracula Wuthering Heights 🤝 "I think that landlord is trying to kill me."

the uncanny valley AI ads have begun infiltrating YouTube

WHATS UP YOUTUBE IM GOING TO GIVE FORTUNATO ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DUCATS IF HE CAN ENTER THE CATACOMBS IN MY CELLAR AND LOCATE A CASK OF AMONTILLADO

It’s actually so funny to see Helen of Troy upset thousands of angry men in 2026 in the exact same way she did back in antiquity.

"Tits or ass?" bro her tender heart & effervescent spirit

oh, to be a heckin’ pupperino

they’re calling him Fred Ass-stair

#OtD 15 May 1797 British Royal Navy mutineers on 31 ships at Portsmouth and Plymouth won most of the demands achieved by their rebellion the previous month: pardons, pay increases, better conditions & removal of some unpopular officers stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8708...

new york construction guy hearing about a "tufted titmouse": heh, this i gotta see!! later: that noble crest, the stout beak, the peach wash. the tufted titmouse is an exemplar of the natural beauty with which we are privileged to share this earth

Spotted on Tumblr…

has anyone in history had a better “I told you so” moment than Noah during the flood? that shit must’ve felt amazing

I for one am glad that we as a nation are finally addressing the fact that I'm under-babied! Looking forward to seeing how the government will ensure I'm given plenty of nutritious snacks (preferably dinosaur-shaped) and tucked in for nap time promptly each day at 2 pm

incredible things are happening on Japanese Bluesky

I like these comments on a Webnovel I’m reading. Strangely profound

things once again seem bad. I’d like them to be good, please.

joe pesci was a sussy baka

yet another (common) W for Hawaii

you need to MOGG (Meditate On Great Genres of literature)

Rip Freud you would’ve loved mothers day

he was 24 in this photograph

This is something I’ve tried to explain to some Bluesky-skeptic writer friends. I still post my links everywhere, but I think the era of the omniplatform is over, so what matters is finding places where actual readers congregate and where you can actually reach them because links don’t get buried

Shorter Derrida:

you can, in fact, only steal a billion dollars

someone at Samsung was really like “yo what if our washing machine played Schubert’s Trout Quintet tho”

cardboard: made of neither card nor board. this says a lot about society imo

“It is the prerogative of the government of Oceania to determine each day whether Eurasia or East Asia is the enemy, and congressional approval would unjustly constrain Big Brother.”

“Simply wearing a small red letter A is no great burden, and it would infringe upon the free speech of the rest of the town were Hester Prynne not to wear it.”

Who’s up slouching towards Bethlehem

POV: you blockaded a critical Galactic trade route