Fight Club is about being plural & having gay sex with yourself & also secretly being a woman the whole time who you choose over capitalism by killing the alter that is a toxic man with the healing reintegrative magic of gun blowjobs. My mental health is great do not read into this i read the book.

smonking that shit that made Rabbit, Run

looking forward to the scene in the new adaptation where Heathcliff turns to the camera and says, “it’s wuthering time”

the imperialist boomerang of the Self

but this is exactly what the status quo needs in order to maintain itself: passive consumers

in the same way that “End Users” are the product that Social Media companies sell to their real clients, Advertisers, “US citizens” are the product that the US Government sells to their clients, Corporations We The People are wealth-generating widgets for capitalists, both as workers AND consumers

Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.

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me checking my work email

I guess it’d be asking too much of the chuds’ brains to expect them to draw any sort of connection between what they hate about this halftime show and their neocolonialist aspirations

Macbeth - Act 5, Scene 5:

In Amazon's LotR the main antagonist uses the evil "Palantir" technology to spy on people and sell them “Rings” which are designed to ultimately give him more power

Meowth laboriously taught himself to speak human language and walk on two legs to impress a girl Meowth but it only repulsed her. he thought getting rich and usurping his former boss would work but she ends up with the boss. assimilationist parable

Anton Get Your Gun

Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy

Borges hosts The Muppet show. All the other characters are actual farm animals and he alone is a puppet

wish I’d have thought of developing a Sycophancy Machine and then marketing it to clueless CEOs as some superhuman intelligence

oh whoa is me

them’s city miles

🎶 that name again is monsieur croque

We saw this book illustration and were taken with the ladies in medieval style costumes and then… Is that a cat? In armour?

aw, they’re also excited about the Dragon Quest VII: Reimagined launch

he should find Buddha

‘the beet goes on’ what? a salad?

every time God closes a door, He opens a window to jump out of

ides of march for billionaires

visiting Europe right now is trippy because people still get outraged by things that are outrageous

yes

a politician praising the workers who’re working crazy hours to keep things moving! what a concept!

Today in Irish History, Bloody Sunday in Derry, 30 January 1972 The fatal shooting of 13 unarmed demonstrators by the British Army in Derry in 1972. www.theirishstory.com/2012/01/29/t...

The welfare gatekeeping industry is welfare for consultants

with alt-text:

This is real btw

“the extrajudicial murders will continue until morale improves”

so glad that the future plausibility of what I want to happen in the world doesn’t depend on the personality cult of some decrepit pedo whose health is visibly deteriorating day by day

Live footage of Hannah Arendt's dichotomy between violence and power.

chuds out there shuffling around like the Mondoshawns in Fifth Element