Oops they spelled hopes wrong

What the fuck is this Reddit ad?

WhAT aRe yOU DOinG StePbrO?!

Ok so Bill Maher is in the emails, got it

Wait, is it not ok to put pedophiles in wood chippers? What else would you do with them?

Darth Vader has assured Lando Calrissian that Princess Liea and Chewbacca will be left under his supervision in Cloud City and that's good enough for Chuck Schumer.

Dem leadership, Please run three types of ads, now until midterms: 1. Masked ICE abduction videos, “Trump’s America” (urban) 2. Farmers going bankrupt en mass, “Trump Tariffs Killed US Farms” (rural) 3. Epstein with Trump pics, “Republicans Protect Pedophiles” (everywhere) Do this, you win.

Okay, I just learned after 25 years that this is actually a man and not like some old grandma Hobbit, and I'm not sure how to process this information

A rare weekday off of work presents me with the dilemma: be productive or be a worthless piece of shit

Nothing good has ever followed a little fuzzy mic being held to someone's chin

This was the day that the blockheads became crackheads

Garmin watch tells me I had an "easy" day: oh fuck you, easy my ass Garmin watch tells me I had a "stressful" day: oh go fuck yourself, smart watch, that was nothing

50 year mortgage? That's a side quest for your grandkids

When Trump's heart takes a shit, I hope they all run out of the room the way RFK did

Stunting on these hoes at the office by eating Viennetta for lunch

He cast his sandwich into the void, and the void responded "not guilty"

Cheney dead and Mamdani wins?! So much for no nut November

I did it all for the diggity

Hell just got a little bit worse

What is weirder, the fact that the Cascade commercial director let this repair guy say "deter-gent" with a hard "G" and didn't shoot another take, or the fact that they haven't changed it 8 months later?!

I went for the triple Halloween costume to cover all age groups

Me when your URGENT email shows up after 3pm on a Friday

If the kid has a good costume they get an orange AND black one

I'm going to be up all night pouring my cruelty, malice, and will to dominate all life into these candy bars for the kids tomorrow

I'm whatever with the whole Mariah Carey being cryogenically unfrozen for Christmas every year, but can we leave people who like to talk about Die Hard being a Christmas movie in the freezer this year?

The Salesforce AI commercials are creating scenarios that no human has or will ever experience

Really annoying that I have to keep switching back and forth between Baseballsky and Shitpostadon

Damn it, I missed the cop from Super Troopers get the home run

Just monster mash my fucking brain

Can we just have one fucking normal day?

Quote post with your favorite reaction GIF of all time

If my shitposts are made with an autopen, will they take away my likes?

Way more gruntled for a Monday than I should be

A haunted house, but it's just the sounds of a cat about to puke in a dark room.

Setting my phone to dork mode

Mariners running the bases like

Bluesky is definitely more boring since the League of Shitposters went over to Mastodon

So the government gets to pay someone with our tax dollars to look at shitposts? Fuck that

Update from the Portland warzone. Avocado toast rations are running a little low, and we just had to hunker down in an art gallery before making our way to the Japanese botanical garden battlefield.

Do you support ICE taking working people off the streets and kidnapping them? Mitch McConnell:

Entering the warzone

I saw mommy getting plowed by Gumby Santa Claus

I can't go to Mastodon unless the two humans that ever like any of my posts go over there first

Me at every concert standing directly in front of the mixing booth

Are we allowed to wear the Tshirt of the band you are seeing to the show, or is that archaic rule not allowing this still in effect?

Totally forgot Lady in White existed. One of those classic 80s kids movies that was weirdly terrifying.

Government Slutdown

me ordering dessert at Arby's

Somebody "hacked" my account and posted this. So disrespectful and crude! www.politico.com/news/2025/10...