It's an awfully good question.

Time to drink an entire bottle of champagne!!!

Can't thank Stephen Colbert enough for the decades of laughs he's given us. He's been positively therapeutic in these troubled times & I can't wait to see what he does next! 👀 (plus, he let me sit behind his desk) 🙏

Tonight we congratulate our friend Stephen Colbert and his writers, staff and crew for eleven years of excellence. Watch Colbert’s finale tonight, and then never watch CBS again.

Farewell and Thank You, Stephen Colbert open.substack.com/pub/robertre...

Eligible to be paid with your money after storming the Capitol and breaking into Nancy Pelosi’s office.

This is Sadie. She's a service dog who was honored with her own bone diploma at her human's college graduation. Worked very hard in all her classes and is glad her efforts didn't go unnoticed. 14/10 (IG: texastech)

Shirley Manson of Garbage responds to Spencer Pratt’s threat to leave Los Angeles if he loses the mayor’s race.

Sean Hannity: "Homicide, rape, sexual assault, sexual assault of minors..." Justin Jones: "Are you going through Trump's charges?"

Coke whore.

ICYMI: This is a must-see. Even this C-SPAN Trump supporter is done with him. Enjoy…

Students bust through “wall of teachers” to walk out in protest of board’s anti-Stonewall decision www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/05/stud...

Through investments I directed into our Prison Education Initiative, these graduates are the first folks in DOC care to graduate with a bachelor’s from our UW System in over five decades. This is a big day and a big deal, folks. Congratulations, Class of ‘26.

I’m at Oakhill Correctional Institution today, celebrating the hard work and perseverance that these men put into earning their degrees from UW-Green Bay to change their lives and their futures for the better. Grateful to have the opportunity to celebrate them and their good work.

I think this post broke the site, so I'm going to post a close-up of RFK Jr and Trump's rotting zombie hands so we can all scream together.

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Why can’t he just die?

She looks like a child. Rapists gotta groom.

A lifetime of unwashed smegma.

“Every single person who has ever had a dog already knows the answer.” ❤️ IG: la duke•b | Bryce LaDuc

BREAKING: The judge in the $1.7B slush fund suit has dismissed the case, but she says THERE IS NO SETTLEMENT OF RECORD. As I said earlier, the media must stop reporting that this slush fund is a settlement. It's just plain THEFT. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Mark Cuban stands behind Trump as Trump speaks on behalf of stealing from taxpayers. This is why you don't go to the White House to do events with Trump -- you end up disgracing yourself.

The United States has moved into a stupid, corrupt era where reparations go to people who did bad things, not to people to whom bad things were done. 🤷‍♀️

Chicago Cubs Star Doubles Down After Telling Female Heckler to ‘Suck My F*cking D*ck, B*tch’ in Viral Clip https://www.rawchili.com/mlb/702419/ Screenshot Chicago Cubs star outfielder Pete Crow-Armstrong had no regrets for the profane exchange he had with a…

Jeff Daniels' powerful rant against Trump. This video was deleted from facebook yesterday. You know what to do ‼️

Ring the bell because for the first time ever: Jim Cramer is stunned silent. Just like the rest of us, he’s seeing the President commit insider trading right in front of our very eyes.

A golden retriever retrieves a duck that was casually enjoying an afternoon swim. He thinks he saved the duck from drowning... Dog: “I’M A HERO. DUCK WAS DOOMED. EVERYONE CLAP.” Duck: “Bro I was literally just floating and vibing wtf”🤪

Photograph on the right is real, taken by photographer William Moon in Feb 2020 as Trump walked across the White House South Lawn on a very windy day that captures a highly windswept moment. The image on the left has been edited/altered to exaggerate Trump's hair to look more unkempt & frizzy.

It’s VERY IMPORTANT that corporate media NOT frame this as a judicial settlement. Trump DROPPED the suit this morning. There is no lawsuit, and therefore, no settlement. you can’t settle a suit that doesn’t exist. This is just pure theft.

I regret to inform you that the president is awake and crazy-posting

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MAGATS are as dumb as the Trump cum they swallow.

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I can’t tell if this is a sign of intelligence, or a lack of it

The U.S. government requires visa applicants to make all of their social media accounts fully public or risk being denied entry. This is straight out of 1984. Your right to privacy doesn’t just disappear at the border for millions of people, it disappears before they ever set foot here.

Bruuuuuuce! See you again in D.C. Fuck CBS!

Bruce Springsteen completely ignores Chris Christie. 😂

😂

You're entitled to your own opinion. You're NOT entitled to your own facts. #BelieveTheScience What he said 💯 👇 👇 👇

He’s offended because The Odyssey is about something near and dear to him: being an absent father while chasing vanity for 20 years

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The things that trend on Bluesky blows what's left of my mind.

FUCK Jared POS Polis.

FUCK CBS!!!

"Juniper was simply the most amazing human being we have ever known — highly intelligent, extremely talented, and deeply sensitive to the needs of others. Juniper’s loss not only devastates us but diminishes the world." www.them.us/story/slain-...

I really do think Trump misheard Talarico saying "cisgender" as "six genders," and that's just a thing he says now. The first person I saw make this observation deleted the post saying it, but yeah.